Poll: How does The Escapist like their Coffee?

[Slash Dementia]

Two cream, two sugar; but I've recently stopped drinking coffee because I got tired of it.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Coffee is a drink of colonials and other degenerates.

Civilised people drink Tea. Tea is a drink of refreshment, stimulation, and above all else Moral Fibre.

 

[Kurokami]

I myself like black coffee (Surprisingly, just like my metal; hahaha) with 3-5 sugar (Depends on the strength of the coffee - 4 is usually good though).

1 cup of milk and some Cadburry drinking chocolate or maybe a cup of hot water and a tea bag.

Coffee is a drink of colonials and other degenerates.

Civilised people drink Tea. Tea is a drink of refreshment, stimulation, and above all else Moral Fibre.

Are you serious?

 

[Serenegoose]

Who the fuck puts cream in coffee? It separates and goes lumpy as fuck. Use milk!

OT: One sugar, lots of milk, 1.5 teaspoons of coffee all piled into this:
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I have the Aperture Labs version of that
Wait.

*glares at you*
*plots your downfall*

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I like very sweet, very milky, iced coffee.
Yes, I'm a pussy.
Whatever.

 

[Aurora219]

Victory for the non-coffee drinkers!

Good. It's just muddy water, cooked.

 

[Cracktopus]

Just a little bit of milk. Why ruin good coffee with anything else D:

 

[GBlair88]

The smell turns my stomach, so I don't drink it. Tea on the other hand, two or three sugars and a drop of milk.

 

[MrNickster]

Where is the iced option? I need the iced option for coffee, otherwise it's just pure bitter flavour mixed with hot water, drunk only for its caffeine content while everyone tries to ignore the scalding heat and rancid taste. Iced coffee alleviates all that.

 

[ArtPhsyc]

I drink fluffy drinks like vanilla lattes that do all they can to cover up the taste of coffee (or in the case of lattes, espresso).

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Ewww...coffee.

I can't stand the stuff. Give me good old soda in the morning as a pick-me-up.

 

[Mydnyght]

I like my coffee to be cola.

Yes. This.

I can't bring myself to like the taste of coffee. I've tried adding lots of cream and sugar to mask the taste of coffee and it still didn't seem to work.

 

[Mad Fast]

I hate coffee, it's horrible tea is what real men drink!

 

[Stollos]

When I order at a cafe, a long black for me with one sugar. When I make it at home; long black with one sugar. I'm a fairly simple guy when it comes to most things in life, and coffee is rarely an exception.

Though sometimes when i'm out at a cafe with friends i'll order something a bit more... sophisticated, depending on my mood, like a cappacino or something.

EDIT:

I hate coffee, it's horrible tea is what real men drink!

Ahh, but the real test of masculinity is whether or not you take it with milk >

 

[DiscoAtThePanic]

Yahtzee: Tea or some disgusting Pickle-juice.
Shamus: In a huge thermal travel mug.
Tom Goldman: In a mug provided to him by the Marketing Rep from Microsoft.
Bob: He drinks choi latte ina $50.00 Starbucks 12oz tumbler.

 

[Sronpop]

2 cream and 2 sugar I suppose, not because I dont like the taste of black, I just want to drink my coffee straight away and I can't drink it if its hot so I have to add milk to cool it down. If it didnt have to be boiling water, or if I had patience I would drink Black, but aye, I don't.

 

[Johnmw]

To quote Neil Gaiman I like mine "as black as night and as sweet as sin".
Uber strong with lots of sugar!

 

[Sunstrike]

Plain black coffee here, no sugar.

If your going to drink coffee, drink coffee. IMHO no milk or sugar should ever touch coffee, The only exception being if you need to drink it fast or something, where you'll need the milk to cool it down.

 

[wrecker77]

I don't drink coffee.

As for me, I take it any which way I can get it. <:O

Damn ninja's

 

[Nazz3]

A bit of sugar (Like half a spoon), and cream. I love cream on coffee, makes such a good after taste.