Poll: How does The Escapist like their Coffee?

[Flunk]

2 Milk, nothing else. Sugar is vile.

On a related topic the Starbucks employees here in Canada have either given up or can't be bothered correcting us anymore so if you ask for a medium or large you get it without a lecture.

P.S. Americans drink coffee with cream, not milk. No idea why but it's not that bad if there is no other option. Coffee whitener is even worse than sugar, I have no idea how anyone was ever convinced it was a substitute for milk.

 

[Claptrap]

I've never really been into coffee, More of a tea person myself.

If i do have it i just have plain black.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Black as the devil and sweet as a stolen kiss.

 

[Evil_Weevil]

2 spoons instant (only cause I cant afford real coffee), black, no sugar, mmmmmm that is a tasty beverage

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

Man coffee.. no milk. But I do need fuel for the body so thus plenty sugar for the required rush.

 

[SirDerick]

Either completely black or with two cream one sugar.

Although I sometimes replace cream with water, simply cause the coffee's way too hot for me to drink it otherwise.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

...with milk and a lot of sugar. I mainly drink coffee at home so I dunno how much of either without using terms like, 'splash' and, 'big ass heap'

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Coffee is disgusting. Tried it black, tried it loaded up with sugar, and it still taste horrible.

 

[Gardenia]

Strong as hell, no stuff in it. If I want sugar while drinking my coffee, I will soak a cube in the cup, and then eat the cube (delicious).

 

[cartographer54]

I like cold coffee.

 

[warthoggunner]

2 sugars, and it has to be quite strong

 

[cordeos]

I like my coffee in tea form

 

[kouriichi]

I like my coffee like i like my women.
8) Blue, wearing an enviromental suit, and named after the ship they serve on.


Or with vinnilla icecream amd plenty of sugar.

 

[Lullabye]

I like my coffee to come from good ol' Tim Hortons. Triple triple is how I take it.

 

[Kinichie]

I prefer my coffee in the Tea form.

 

[The Hairminator]

I've always though sugar in coffee was disgusting.

I mostly drink mine black, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good café au latte.

 

[Kaltazraza]

I like my coffee as far away from me as possible.

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

Double double, mutha fucker.

 

[Foolishman1776]

Black, no sugar.