Poll: How many people have you slept with?

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purplecactus

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Broady Brio said:
Actually slept with? 0.

Literally slept next to in the same bed? 5.
One night during a house party, I slept with 2 girls at the same time. Not bad.
The first time this happened, I found out the next morning she tried to violate me. How did I find this out? Well, put it like this. Her hand was down my jeans. You may think that it sounds like a good thing, but I tell you now, OH GAWD! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpMxy_ydnMM&feature=player_detailpage#t=140s]
My story is pretty much identical to that, numbers and all. Well, except it was without the hands-in-jeans violation thing.

I think it's time to jump on the 'hey, where's the 0 option?' bandwagon.
 

Quaxar

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Zack Alklazaris said:
I'm 26 and slept with 2 people. I had quite a few more opportunities, but I don't know.
My wife says I think like a chick. I need to be really close to a person and picture being with them forever to have sex with them. Something about this fear of babies I think.
I know that all too well.
21 and only one. But I really don't care and I wouldn't change that, I don't want a high number.
Difference is I'm totally oblivious to possible opportunities so that's somewhat helpful. The only other chance I actually registered was when I was openly approached and asked for my number... in the underground. She took it rather badly that I started laughing and got off the train. Meh.
 

Phasmal

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2. Both in long-term relationships, one of which is still going on.
Not really interested in getting more experience, really.
 

Zack Alklazaris

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Quaxar said:
Zack Alklazaris said:
I'm 26 and slept with 2 people. I had quite a few more opportunities, but I don't know.
My wife says I think like a chick. I need to be really close to a person and picture being with them forever to have sex with them. Something about this fear of babies I think.
I know that all too well.
21 and only one. But I really don't care and I wouldn't change that, I don't want a high number.
Difference is I'm totally oblivious to possible opportunities so that's somewhat helpful. The only other chance I actually registered was when I was openly approached and asked for my number... in the underground. She took it rather badly that I started laughing and got off the train. Meh.
In a few years you'll remember all of the opportunities and kick yourself. Then one day you'll see that hottie in high school that wanted to bang you. Only now shes 200 pounds over weight with 3 kids working at McDonalds.

Its was then I realized I did the right thing.
 

Quaxar

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Zack Alklazaris said:
Quaxar said:
Zack Alklazaris said:
I'm 26 and slept with 2 people. I had quite a few more opportunities, but I don't know.
My wife says I think like a chick. I need to be really close to a person and picture being with them forever to have sex with them. Something about this fear of babies I think.
I know that all too well.
21 and only one. But I really don't care and I wouldn't change that, I don't want a high number.
Difference is I'm totally oblivious to possible opportunities so that's somewhat helpful. The only other chance I actually registered was when I was openly approached and asked for my number... in the underground. She took it rather badly that I started laughing and got off the train. Meh.
In a few years you'll remember all of the opportunities and kick yourself. Then one day you'll see that hottie in high school that wanted to bang you. Only now shes 200 pounds over weight with 3 kids working at McDonalds.

Its was then I realized I did the right thing.
If you were my father this would be the time I'd write an essay why you're my hero. Then I'd eat a cherry-red crayon.
 

Starik20X6

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Well if we're talking 'home run' then only one. If we're talking counting anything past 'second base' it's three.

Also, looking at the poll... Winning option: 1. Second place: More than 8. Dafuq? Assuming nobody's lying...
 

DoomyMcDoom

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Too many, had to click the more than 8 button.

And it seems the only kinda women I find are either insane or boring... And from what I can see in this thread that makes me totally not alone in the world.

Any single ladies out there that aren't batshit nutters, or trying so hard to be a steriotype of "that hot one", that you lost your personality and any hobbies outside shopping in the proccess, out there? Please speak up.
 

ToxicOranges

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Where is the 0 option? Why do NONE OF THESE THREADS have a 0 option!

People, you're on a gaming website! Some of you will be underage! Some of you might be celibate!

Where's the "Saving Till Marriage" option?
Where's the "0" option?

Stop making assumptions about peoples sexual prowess and let me get back to playing Minecraft and watching Naruto, so I can protect my virginity!
 

The Ubermensch

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It pains me to think that these kinds of OPs think its appropriate to label someone one by how promiscuous they are. I know the post kind of try's to down play that angle, but there but by someone's fascination with sex goes a pole, no pun intended.

Its kind of meta in a way, "Yeah, it doesn't really matter, but come on, how many?". Like an accidental commentary on societies changing opinions of sex.

I remember all mine vividly by the way... I either have poor taste in women or hyperbolic statements are correct...
 

burningdragoon

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Man, I really wish I saw this sooner so I could be the first to pull the literally card.

Slept in the same bed as: I dunno, 10 or so.
Slept with: 2
Slept with: 0

I believe that's clear enough.

Edit: So if anyone doesn't understand my purposely kinda vague answer, feel free to check a a few posts down [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.380829-Poll-How-many-people-have-you-slept-with?page=2#14977492] to see my purposely unnecessarily long explanation.
 

BringBackBuck

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I'm not sure. Somewhere between 8 and 11.

But then again I am married, and I've been with my wife for ten years. I remember when we first met and she asked me my number, I told her it was nine but I may have deducted one because double figures seemed a high number when I was 22. And I'm not sure if I counted her in that or not.
I can definitely remember 3 girlfriends, a couple of short term flings, and at least two one night stands. There's almost certainly another one or two one night stands from when I was at university but I can't for the life of me remember them. Meh. I have friends in their 30s who have been single for long periods of time and and they would give a rough answer like: "I dunno, maybe 30 or 40?". That only works out to a couple of encounters per year, but it is hard to recall the less memorable ones.
I don't think it matters much to be honest.
 

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Around 7 (I think), three of which were long term girlfriends and one of which was someone I had never met before.
 

FantomOmega

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Wait, people actually keep count?
...at least I can say I "loved" at least three of them...they were special