Poll: How many STDs do you think Duke Nukem has?

[Dfskelleton]

On January 1st, 2001, Duke Nukem was diagnosed with AIDS.
After 3 months of pain and suffering, the AIDS finally died.

 

[JaceArveduin]

All of them known to man, and several that aren't.

 

[blankedboy]

New Duke or old Duke?
New Duke has them all, old Duke has none 'cos he's a legit badass rather than some cheap corny asshole.

 

[an874]

Given his last game, STD's are apparently the least of his problems.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

There are around 50 known STD's to man. Duke has 61.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Duke's immune system is quite unique. You see, all his antibodies are armed with Desert Eagles (scaled down of course) to annihilate any illness that may enter his body. Also, how could any disease he contracts be of sexual origin when his semen is made of pure ambrosia? His cum cures STDs.

Your quote reminded me of this:


Pure awesomeness.

(WTF is going on with the new captcha?)

 

[icame]

Exactly 2. One known as 3d realms and another as gearbox.

 

[Estocavio]

None - Based on his virginity

 

[penguindude42]

All of them. Even the ones that only women can get. He's just infected like that.

more than that he has ones that only animals can get even ones that don't exist on this planet

Even ones that shouldn't even be physically possible on most planes of existence.

~Tom

 

[Shock and Awe]

STDs are nothing compared against Duke-Cells, all infections are terminated within 30 seconds.

 

[SD-Fiend]

All of them. Even the ones that only women can get. He's just infected like that.

more than that he has ones that only animals can get even ones that don't exist on this planet

Even ones that shouldn't even be physically possible on most planes of existence.

~Tom

and he's still finding more

 

[Baresark]

He has none, they can't touch him. He is as immune to STD's as he is immune to bullets, rockets, and any other weapon someone might have to bring to bear against him. He is Duke.

 

[SilentCom]

I voted all of them and then I saw the results and smiled.

 

[ReaperGrimm]

Duke has so many that they made up a new STD just for him.

 

[Newton10000]

Gotta catch em' all

 

[Harry Mason]

If he's as buggy as DNF, all of them.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Dukes gotten every STD known to man, plus alien STDs....all of which were embarrassed by Dukes sperm cells right before the little white Mini Dukes killed all the STD cells......And then he got the two STD s that finally crippled and killed him: 3D Realms and Gearbox

 

[Nightspirit]

He has balls of steel, so none.

He has balls of steel as a direct result of all the STDs. Surgical removal was the only option for the Duke

 

[Snowy Rainbow]

None.

Duke is clearly overcompensating for a crippling fear of intimacy.

 

[Lim3]

I think he is over compensating and is a closet homosexual who gets none.