Poll: How often do you curse?

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Do I win?

No, Fry wins. You get to bask in his glory and be fucking happy about it.

OT: It's not often I'll go without swearing in a lot of my speech. It's cathartic for no real reason and I love the emphasis that it creates on certain parts of my points. I can use it all of the time and that emphasis still appears when I swear. There's no reason to stop and I think my vocabulary is better than most others around where I live.

 

[FalloutJack]

I should like to thoroughly endorse Mr. Stephen Fry's damn good opinion.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

Every fucking day, but not excessively.

 

[Sidiron]

I'm from Yorkshire and I'm part Scottish. I swear a fucking lot

Aye, you tell the wee blighters, my Northern compatriot.

Went middle for diddle, as the frequency of expletives does vary rather widely on a day to day basis, usually depending on the level of cretinism required to be dealt with coupled with the present company, or lack of it.
Also it is quite often that an expletive isn't required, as a barrage of sarcasm and wit is often enough to illustrate your vexation.

If you care for a true example of this, about 50 secs in to the end contains two examples delivered by the great Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2vgHK96N8Y

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Sort of slips out, like some mannerisms like "Okie dokie" instead of just "okay". It's part of my vocabulary and not many people seem to notice/care as I don't talk much.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Depends, usually when I'm angry (ex: what the fuck?!) or excited (ex: fuck yeah!)

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

Despite my surroundings and the actions of those around me that warrant a swearing parade, I choose to withhold as much swearing as I can because I personally don't enjoy it. I will swear a few time a day and only in situations that often warrant it (i.e. an annoying or disturbing news segment, etc.).

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

I probably use swear words in 4/5 sentences, why not?

 

[DANEgerous]

All the time, to be honest i find "watch your language" to be far more offensive than any swear.

 

[communist dwarf]

I tend not to cuss, but when I do I tend to go overboard. It is worth it however to see the shocked expressions on people's face when I do.

 

[Hoplon]

I don't curse any more... than say a sailor with a hand caught in the rigging.

 

[evilneko]

Ever watch the Boondock Saints?

Yeah, I'm kinda like that.

[small]Not really.[/small]

 

[Robert0288]

Army. Sentences that do not include you swearing are @#$@# frowned upon.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Oh, whoa, forum design. @.@ That was unexpected.

OT, Pretty damn often. It's a nice little seasoning for one's vocabulary. The hard, emphatic sounds are wonderfully pronounced.

 

[Ljs1121]

I really only curse if I hurt myself, and even then I just kind of mouth the word. I used a bad word when I was younger once and got my mouth washed out with soap, so I learned at an early age to not swear in front of my parents. Cuz dang, soap be nasty yo.

 

[Palademon]

I swear in every fucking sentence.

 

[TheRookie8]

Less than I think, more than I realize.

 

[karcentric]

If I had a swear jar I'd be very, very poor. Had to forcefully avoid swearing in this post. I try not to swear as much online.

 

[tthor]

what the fuck are you talking about, i don't fucking swear, who the hell told you that shit??

 

[flames09]

I do it so much I have stopped realizing I do it, is that a bad thing?