Poll: How perverted are you?

[I-Protest-I]

Filthy as hell, good times.

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Why does it say snip, tell me now.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm so bad I'm off your scales.

You're a 9 in my book dear. <3

It's good to be appreciated. XD

 

[Lunar Templar]

i know what SOME quoted snipped people would say

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you are not to believe a thing she says about me >.>;; <.<;; its lies, ALL LIES

 

[MyNameIsNowNotMyName]

The last option for male is not fitting enough, WE MUST GO DEEPER. <----- Shame.

 

[KefkaCultist]

A "dirty knickerbocker banoffee sundae" doesn't even begin to touch my levels... XD

 

[SaetonChapelle]

Not as many females seem to be replying. Bummer.
Female mud pie!!!

 

[a ginger491]

For the most part I enjoy a good pov on the internet every now and again. But a yiff phase puts me a mud pie. God that was embarrassing. Now I'm so jaded that /b does nothing to me!

 

[Vault101]

I....dont understand any of this

EDIT: so I take it thease are actually phrases used by people through knowing grins and stifled laughter?

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

This is one of my favorite animes:

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Judge for yourself.

See now, at first, I was all like, "Dafuq...did I just watch?", but then I remembered that I have seen the glory that is Macademi Wasshoi, and found your weaponry not as scary in comparison.

Seriously, just try to beat this.

Hell, there's even Dokuro-Chan. Even those lyrics are screwy.

What The-! *BOOM!*

First one: What is this about? Why is he? how did he? Why did he? Gah! What?! *BOOM*

Second one: How can she be so innocent about killing people? Why does she kill people? How is killing people showing love? What in the- *Boom*...

Contexts please, it would be appreciated.

 

[Verzin]

oh my no, no no no no. Not perverted at all. now then, if you'll please secure the ball gag, my car battery and nipple clamps are in that closet over there.

 

[SpaceBat]

Dokuro-Chan.

Ugh..that was such an awful series.

 

[Aethren]

Dokuro-Chan.

Ugh..that was such an awful series.

Some countries in Africa would consider those words a declaration of war.

 

[Sangreal Gothcraft]

How could i not. Yeah this is pretty much who i am in real life.

 

[Broady Brio]

I posses some perversion. I'd say I'm a strawberry ice cream.

 

[Treblaine]

Very.
I once left my computer unlocked and my friends read my tentacle sex fap-fiction.

Those poor female space marines.

 

[Appleshampoo]

I'm very very perverted, there's pretty much nothing I wouldn't do with a woman. I've been sexually active for around 10 years now, and I've still not found the moment when I thought 'No, this is too weird!' And I've done some weird shit with the ladies.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm a decadent female, and damned proud of it.

 

[winginson]

Strawberry with knickerbocker sprinkles. Apart from one very specific S and M one, I don't really have any kinks. But I'm perveted as hell with the normal things.

 

[Vegosiux]

This is the internet. Expect everyone to be depraved to oblivion and back. Also expect people to brag about it as if it was something bragworthy.

Note, I did not say being perverted is a bad thing, just that...you know, who cares? You don't brag about brushing your teeth every day either, do you?

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Are... are you my twin?

Heh heh.