Poll: How perverted are you?

[Lord Kloo]

Being British I feel I am allowed to use this piece of awesome dialouge to explain myself:

"I am a colossal pervert Blackadder, I will do anything, to anything"

And although an awesome quote that doesn't explain me..
I will do anything reasonably vanilla to anyone within my catchment (male or female)

 

[SckizoBoy]

Does anyone have a translation for the poll options?

Why bother?! Just pick one and go...(!)

"I am a colossal pervert Blackadder, I will do anything, to anything"

Ah, how delightful, the Bishop of Bath and Wells... here's a baby for you...

 

[Antitonic]

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Sex = do not want. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or anything like that, thank you very much!

Am I the only one who was like this in the middle teenage years and gave up?

No offense, but after being on that side and realizing I was being a hypocrite, I am not leaned into believing you're for real.

I know I don't have to prove anything to anyone but myself, but is there a "limit" to what you'd accept? Not antagonizing, just curious.

I'm 25, and have never had any attraction to anyone or anything, and having sex pushed on me in media or in conversation causes me to feel physically ill. I don't know what more I can say about it.

Darwin is rolling in his grave, lol.

Let's bolt some turbine parts to him, and get cheap energy.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

im a total pervert. COMPLETE and total pervert.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Does anyone have a translation for the poll options?

Yeah, the poll is definitely causing issues.

 

[SONICWOLF]

This is one of my favorite animes:


Judge for yourself.

I'm judging you on your lack of the blatantly-superior Kneesocks, is what I'm doing!

You make a valid point. Surely, in a thread about perversion, the demon sisters must be represented.

*dances around with soundtrack ripping out loudly*
I'm not sure why people seem so confused by this anime, i mean its anime.. to misqoute MovieBob " ANIME...IS....WWEEEIIIRRDDD !"

OT: PSG is funny , Bible Black is FUN .... Judge for yourself.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

....

Well, I own a fairly large number of sex toys, including BDSM equipment. I have experience as a dominatrix. Oh, and last December I was invited to (and participated in) a 5-way - a personal best.

Proclaim me what ice cream you will.

OT: PSG is funny , Bible Black is FUN .... Judge for yourself.

Bible Black was okay. I preferred Cool Devices.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

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Sex = do not want. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or anything like that, thank you very much!

Am I the only one who was like this in the middle teenage years and gave up?

No offense, but after being on that side and realizing I was being a hypocrite, I am not leaned into believing you're for real.

I know I don't have to prove anything to anyone but myself, but is there a "limit" to what you'd accept? Not antagonizing, just curious.

I'm 25, and have never had any attraction to anyone or anything, and having sex pushed on me in media or in conversation causes me to feel physically ill. I don't know what more I can say about it.

Darwin is rolling in his grave, lol.

Let's bolt some turbine parts to him, and get cheap energy.

"Quick, someone legalize gay marriage! My TV is losing power!"

I've never understood that. Some government paper and a ceremony invented by men to celebrate their purchase of a woman and to show her off to family defines when you feel ready to express your love, trust and closeness to another? What f marriage had not been invented? What if it were outlawed? What if the cleric lost your papers and never filed them? You would have had sex without being married. Would that be bad? Why use someone else's measure of readiness to define your own? What if you were born in a country were marriage happened at 12 years of age?

It's all so irrelevant.

"Do I love my partner? Do I trust them? Do I wish to show them how much I love them in a way words cannot express? Then I will hold them and embrace them. Oh wait, we have yet to fulfill my society's version of marriage. Guess I shant."

Eh. Very queer.

Agreed. I personally have no intention of marriage or having children (for personal reasons I won't bother delving into here), because it just seems like an outdated and pointless tradition (originating from religion, and I'm an Atheist) passed off as some kind of "commitment". Isn't just expressing to your partner that you love them a commitment in itself, rather than some empty ceremony and legal document, effectively reducing your relationship to some kind of contract? And I know that many people may not really think about this (because of "tempting fate" or whatever), but if you get divorced, then it's even MORE hassle and you get into all the crap about money and who gets what, and it's especially harmful if there's children involved.

It just seems as if people only get married nowadays because of religion, tradition, societal pressures or feeling as if they need to make their relationship "official". None of which I care about. I'm an individual who lives my life, not anyone else's. If some conservative conformist douchebag wants to disapprove that I'm having sex with my girlfriend outside of marriage, they can go fuck themselves all the way back to the Dark Ages, because I don't want to hear it.

Are... are you my twin?

 

[ZexionSephiroth]

Sex = do not want. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or anything like that, thank you very much!

Am I the only one who was like this in the middle teenage years and gave up?

No offense, but after being on that side and realizing I was being a hypocrite, I am not leaned into believing you're for real.

I know I don't have to prove anything to anyone but myself, but is there a "limit" to what you'd accept? Not antagonizing, just curious.

I'm 25, and have never had any attraction to anyone or anything, and having sex pushed on me in media or in conversation causes me to feel physically ill. I don't know what more I can say about it.

Darwin is rolling in his grave, lol.

Darwin probably isn't rolling much. People who don't want sex by standards of evolution are just those less likely to reproduce, not that there won't be a child, or that he/she/whatever is just going to suddenly going to become something beyond evolutionary processes.

If they were to suddenly mutate into a Pokemon though. that would be a different story.

Also, I Don't have much sexual activity either. There doesn't seem to be anyone in real life I'm interested in. I'm not sure if it's because everyone in real life looks too alike or that everyone in real-life is just boring or that I'm just bored with "pure" humanity in general. Or maybe all of the above.

 

[Loner Jo Jo]

Perversion in what sense? In humor or in bed? Both are pretty high for me, but still.

When it comes to actual sex, I have a high sex drive and I'll try most anything once. (I pretty much draw the line at anything that has a good chance of getting me hurt or sick, so no knives or feces or anything like that.)

When it comes to humor, my perversion is probably higher there actually. I can make just about anything dirty and sex is usually one of the first topics I go to to make a joke. Actually, in my circle of friends, I'm the only "blamed" for making them think dirty too. A lot of my friends had pretty innocent minds when we got to college our first year, and now, there's no helping them.

 

[smithy_2045]

Probably pretty damn perverted. Im rather fucked in the head.

 

[lacktheknack]

I guess it would be around the mud pie mark for me. I have several fantasies/perversions/fetishes whatever the hell you want to call it, such as BDSM (not going into any details). So yeah, more different than the average, but still not quite to the extreme that some may have, such as coprophilia et cetera.

May I ask what coprophilia is? I don't want to google search it, I'm not sure I'll like what I find.

It's either Latin or Greek, I think Latin.

Philia = "Love of"

Copro = "Poo"

;_;

OT: Demisexual over here, so I'm none too perverted. I've got a couple "fun" fetishes, but I don't talk about them and they probably won't be involved in any sexual relationship I enter, so I don't really count them.

 

[Ieyke]

Internally, I'm The Devil himself.

Outwardly, I'm a pure snowcone.


I'm the most hazardous type of person to deal with - always operating at a thousand levels above where people think I am.
Kinda how I am in most respects....
You know:
Good guy, real friendly, honorable to a fault, would die to protect the people he loves, wouldn't bat an eye if he decided you needed to have your skin flayed off with a rusty spoon and then fed through a wood chipper.

Will dance around conversations never once expressing his opinions that completely disagree with most everyone around him, but the way he does it makes it seem like he must agree with everyone, but in his head he can strip apart your world view and shred every point you hold as true and make you feel like a moron living in a world you don't understand.

Guy everyone handles as "OMG wow that's twisted! Don't say that around him. He doesn't know what you're talking about. You'll corrupt him." while his reaction is "Pffffffft. I was jaded to that when I was 12. If they knew what goes on in my head, they'd be scarred for life..."



So yea, there's that.
That said, I actually still don't know how I rank on the poll. Some of the things people are into just don't appeal to me. Not because I think they're gross or anything....I just don't get the appeal at all. Like people and inanimate objects....WTF is that? I don't think that makes me less perverted, just not...stupid/insane.

 

[letfireraindown]

That was... an interesting metric... I can't say I understood it, so I just picked the furthest male from the top. I mean, I believe I fit it, but like a lot of those who said before me a lot of the common law rules would apply, and health issues (coprophilia), and anything that would damage the mind of the partner.

hrm... maybe I'm tame.

 

[I-Protest-I]

Filthy as hell, good times.

 

[Slaanax]

I use think I was pretty perverted, but after going to a few fetish parties now and they were pretty tame I realized I have a long way to go.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I've done a fair many things in bed... So I'm on the knickerbocker level I believe, I'm willing to do almost anything, long as it's legal with the consent of my partner that is... heh...

I'm not gonna lie, I have a dirty dirty mind, but most women I've met like me all the more for it, so I don't see a problem with it.

 

[Kriptonite]

I am my own category, really. There's a reason why Captain Hero is my avatar.

You win sir, you win.

 

[ProZack]

I'm hardly perverted, I barely get the sexual connotations my girl friend throws at me. You could probably hit me over the head with a sex joke and I'd be the awkward one who needs the joke explained.

 

[Panorama]

Filthy as hell, good times.

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