Just a silly poll... are you pure as a snowcone, or decadent as a knickerbocker glory sundae?
I'm definitely a knickerbocker.
Humour me.
I'm definitely a knickerbocker.
Humour me.
Poll: How perverted are you?
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I don't really get the terms, if they are actually anything, but I didn't make this group [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-Asexuals] for nothing! 
Sex = do not want. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or anything like that, thank you very much!
Sex = do not want. I don't want to hear about it, see it, or anything like that, thank you very much!
Talking about perversions and ice cream disturbs me ever since someone explained 'raspberry ripple' to me.
I have no idea what any of those categories mean. Kind of hard to judge based on such an arbitrary measurement system, isn't it?
It's simple enough, it's on a top to bottom scale - snowcone is least perverted, knickerbocker is most perverted.Aris Khandr said:
Yeah... pretty much pure snowcone. Just a regular heterosexual guy who doesn't even really care all that much about sex. Actually, i prefer the kind of compassion that doesn't involve sticking certain bodyparts together. I don't think i have any weird fetishes either... i may have a certain faible for "fake" looking women (you know, fake tan,lots of make-up, platinum blonde hair, fake fingernails, breast implants... that kind of stuff) but, i mean, that's slightly unconventional at best. Maybe it adds a slight flavour of strawberry.
Really? Dunno... all I know is, there're a load of people who are a hell of a lot more perverted than me... I have a number of fetishes and like BDSM... s'bout it...
Hmm... That's a hard judgement to make about yourself. Hang on, I'll ask the sex slaves I keep in the closet what they think.
I guess it would be around the mud pie mark for me. I have several fantasies/perversions/fetishes whatever the hell you want to call it, such as BDSM (not going into any details). So yeah, more different than the average, but still not quite to the extreme that some may have, such as coprophilia et cetera.
There are terrible, terrible images that run through my mind. How can I put this... if I DID even half of what I THINK, I would make most of you sick with revulsion and confusion, which will promptly lead to intense anger. And when I mention that it's amazing, you will be even more revolted, confused, and angry at yourself for devoting even a second of thought to the possibility of trying it out for yourself.
Three hours later, we're checked into the hospital, and then right off to prison. Because when you hang with me, that's just how the day ends.
Three hours later, we're checked into the hospital, and then right off to prison. Because when you hang with me, that's just how the day ends.
I'd say strawberry ice cream.
While on one hand, I'm not all that crazy about sex, and I would rather cuddle with my girlfriend than go at it...
On the other hand, I've got some pretty messed up kinks. That I like to keep private and in my own head, since I'd rather not taint my relationship with them.
Soooo....strawberry Ice cream.
While on one hand, I'm not all that crazy about sex, and I would rather cuddle with my girlfriend than go at it...
On the other hand, I've got some pretty messed up kinks. That I like to keep private and in my own head, since I'd rather not taint my relationship with them.
Soooo....strawberry Ice cream.
I chose strawberry ice cream for the same reason.aegix drakan said:
I'll get off on some pretty darn weird porn and fantasies but when it comes to actually getting down and dirty, I can't usually be bothered (not that my boyfriend would go for most of it anyway).
