Well, after having contemplated the implications of the escapist forum trends, I have found a connection between the popular forum topics:
Drowning people's guns causes sexism.
I have meditated over this issue for a long time in a mountain far removed from civilization subsisting on a diet of raw mushrooms and pure spring water.
My reasoning is as follows:
Woof, Bacon, breasts, gender, guns.
AND BATMAN
The logic is infallible.
Clearly, all of these threads are part of a larger conspiracy planned by the templarilluminati that serves to not only oppress everyone but will also kill all guns and drown water.
So, we must stand together as one and fight back. We must not let the templarilluminati win.
So I say we fight for freedom by making NEW, interesting and funny threads.
No longer do we regurgitate the same topics forever and ever, ONE thread on a topic at any given time is enough. If you have something new to add add it to the thread itself.
EDIT: I strongly recommend the use of some goddamn common sense.
Yes "goddamn common sense", not plain-ol-regular-joe common sense, no, "goddamn common sense".
If there are 17 threads about one given topic on the very first page, maybe you don't really need to start another one.
On the other hand, if there is ONLY one other thread, you might want to read through that one first. Could you make your opinion known in the confines of this thread? If so, you don't need a new thread.
But if the other thread does not hold up (e.g. It's a thread about "Why racism is bad" and the OP explains that racism is bad because in truth "African American-Caucasian-Aboriginees" are not even humans and, since the term "racism" implies that they are on the same level as the asian-hawaiian-russian-master race it should not be used etc.p.p.)
You might be justified in starting a new thread.
But as I said: Use some common sense. Some GODDAMN common sense.
Drowning people's guns causes sexism.
I have meditated over this issue for a long time in a mountain far removed from civilization subsisting on a diet of raw mushrooms and pure spring water.
My reasoning is as follows:
Woof, Bacon, breasts, gender, guns.
AND BATMAN
The logic is infallible.
Clearly, all of these threads are part of a larger conspiracy planned by the templarilluminati that serves to not only oppress everyone but will also kill all guns and drown water.
So, we must stand together as one and fight back. We must not let the templarilluminati win.
So I say we fight for freedom by making NEW, interesting and funny threads.
No longer do we regurgitate the same topics forever and ever, ONE thread on a topic at any given time is enough. If you have something new to add add it to the thread itself.
EDIT: I strongly recommend the use of some goddamn common sense.
Yes "goddamn common sense", not plain-ol-regular-joe common sense, no, "goddamn common sense".
If there are 17 threads about one given topic on the very first page, maybe you don't really need to start another one.
On the other hand, if there is ONLY one other thread, you might want to read through that one first. Could you make your opinion known in the confines of this thread? If so, you don't need a new thread.
But if the other thread does not hold up (e.g. It's a thread about "Why racism is bad" and the OP explains that racism is bad because in truth "African American-Caucasian-Aboriginees" are not even humans and, since the term "racism" implies that they are on the same level as the asian-hawaiian-russian-master race it should not be used etc.p.p.)
You might be justified in starting a new thread.
But as I said: Use some common sense. Some GODDAMN common sense.