Poll: I bet I could take down...

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Limzz said:
HG131 said:
Mario, since he is the weakest. John would rip me apart, being 7 feet tall, 2 tons, augmented plus having his augmentations augmented by the armor.
Who's John?...

I would put Master Chief's diffi
culty on legendary so I could kill him by throwing a cantaloupe or something.
john = master chief = spartan 117

if you've read the books you would know how much of a beast a spartan II really is


OT: id either take mario...or fuck idk.

mario can jump higher than a freaking african olympic high jumper..so hes gotta be strong as fuck for being so stocky.

although if i had a weapon of my choice i'd be able to have earth powers so id make an impossible jump for him to make and he'd fall down into the depths of hell and i'd win =]
 

Drexlor

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I would not get on Snake's bad side. He can stop Metal Gear on a routine basis.
 

Shockolate

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Reminds me of a sort-of friend from school who said he could take down a full grown Wolf with his bare hands.

We spent to entire class telling him we was a moron.
 

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I can totally take on Snake, he's old as hell! (I'd probably still need to get the jump on him with a metal pipe or a crowbar or something... because he's also trained as hell :p)
 

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"(Using only their series weapons/ abilities)"

I like that bit. I'd choose Cole. I get lightning powers, shoot at him once, decide hey fights over, run away, and now I HAVE LIGHTNING POWERS! Aside from Mario's One Ups, none of the other games really have powers you could get, aside from becoming a cyborg and then having to fight a highly trained cyborg Gary-Stu. Unless training counts, and then... Well, I'd still take my chances with Lightning Boy.
Sorry, no training, just the gear and/or abilities.
 

KurtzGallahad

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Raphael From SoulCalibur
But I can't decide whether I'd use queens gaurd on him (Since I can actually use rapiers)
Or Use Cervantes' GunSword And hope he doesn't notice me loading

Because cheap kills are good kills
 

Miles Tormani

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Marcus Fenix. Oh, no. He's coming at me with a chainsaw. I'll just shoot him in the foot and watch him stumble five feet back. Then do it again. And again. And again. And again.
 

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Ash Ketchum, that kid was a total pussy. I would beat him to a pulp and then release all his slaves so they can be free of their blood sport. Poor sentient animals :(
 

WorldCritic

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Mario, what's he gonna do? Jump on me? Shoot fireballs? Just give me my own fire flower and there'd be no problem. Or just give me one of the death mushrooms and let me shove it down his throat.
 

-=Spy=-

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One question, do our bodies play by the games rules? If I fight Marcus and happen to take a stray Lancer bullet to the face, what happens? Minor irritation or death?
 

Dango

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Well what weapons do I have? I mean, if I have my trusty reverse-blade katana, then I could kick some serious ass, but with no weapons, all I could really take is Mario.