Poll: I bet I could take down...

[OmegaXIII]

So long as Mario doesn't get hold of any stars or fire flowers i could totally take him

 

[IxionIndustries]

Anyone but Mario... His vertical leap is not only deadly, but pretty fly for a white guy.

 

[nick n stuff]

mario is a plumber...i could take him.

the rest have guns and know how to use them...i would be fucked

 

[Mr. McFuzzers]

I would get my ass handed to me by any video game character.
Mario would light me on fire.
Link would cut me in half.
Master Chief would summon his army of fan boys to slaughter me.
Marcus Fenix would chainsaw me in half.
Cole McGarth would do something....
Solid Snake would bore me to death with a 4 hour long cutscene.

 

[Xiorell]

Well I would Batter the crap out of Donkey Kong. Coz I think he's a prick.

 

[TheMetalGuy]

Seriusly i would totally take Mr. Snake on.
Come on that guy is so old, he wouldn't even see it coming.
(I chose Snake because the fight would more fair as we both knew how to handle our guns)

 

[Orwellian37]

I'd fight Luigi. Do I really need to explain why?

 

[DSK-]

Shepard. Wrex.

Well Shepard/Wrex. Both are tough as nails.

 

[godofallu]

Reminds me of a sort-of friend from school who said he could take down a full grown Wolf with his bare hands.

We spent to entire class telling him we was a moron.

I could take down a wolf. Seriously.

Oh and I could kick Mario's ass too.

 

[Jackalb]

Mario. I would love to kick his little head in.
While I'm in the Kingdom I'd give Peach and Daisy a good seeing too and make Bowser my *****.

 

[MrJohnson]

Literature and movie wise, any Twilight character, just to beat the living crap outta them. Even without guns I'm pretty sure I could take any of them.

Video game wise, Master Hand and/or Crazy Hand, because that means I could team up with all the Smash Bros characters to have one epic brawl!

Emmet. Not every character in the Twilight character sucks. He breaks houses HAVING SEX. He's essentially the vampire Chuck Norris.

 

[Jackalb]

Emmet. Not every character in the Twilight character sucks. He breaks houses HAVING SEX. He's essentially the vampire Chuck Norris.

Pfft I'm not a vampire and I do that. Tis easy.

 

[Tourette]

What no Altair He would assassinate them all, without them even knowing he was there tbh.

 

[MrJohnson]

Emmet. Not every character in the Twilight character sucks. He breaks houses HAVING SEX. He's essentially the vampire Chuck Norris.

Pfft I'm not a vampire and I do that. Tis easy.

The only thing I've destroyed having sex is an orphanarium.

 

[Jackalb]

The only thing I've destroyed having sex is an orphanarium.

Was it occupied at the time?

 

[MrJohnson]

The only thing I've destroyed having sex is an orphanarium.

Was it occupied at the time?

I'd have to check the police report, I've forgotten.

 

[Jackalb]

I'd have to check the police report, I've forgotten.

Good point I suppose it's just unimportant boring details, details these days.

 

[GeneralFungi]

I'm having a tough time deciding between Klonoa and Crash Bandicoot.
I only choose either of them because they are relatively weak in combat. Klonoa can only hurt people if he uses them as platforms to double jump, and Crash can either spin or jump on your head.

....

I'll take my video game nerd habits elsewhere.

 

[austin9993]

I think it would be an honor to be gunned down my Marcus Fenix. Even if it happens pathetically fast.