Poll: I. HAVE. RETURNED.

[JoJo]

Welcome back, I don't remember you in particular although it sounds like you left not long after I really stared posting... lots of people have left, lots more have come to take their places, life has gone on. I have to say the current crop of Escapists is among the best we've ever had since I've got here; misanthropy seems to have dropped dramatically since last year and there's a real general sense of fun around the community.

 

[Fasckira]

People love gender discrimination discussion threads at the moment, you should totally post one to reclaim your cool kid status. Aside from that, same old-same old.

 

[SpAc3man]

Cool I guess. Just remember that you are NEVER the only one. Ever. Don't ask if you are because you are not. If you want to have a fat whinge about things you don't like you need to come up with a better opening than "Am I the only one that doesn't like being told off for having a big fat whinge about asking if I am the only big fat whinger that doesn't like something other people like?"

Seriously.

Get that nailed down and I will tolerate your return.

Otherwise welcome back. Here are a few guidelines to help you to fit in here.
HL2 was the second coming of the gaming messiah. Half-Life was the first.
PC gamers are still the master race.
Religion and politics go in the goddamn Religion and Politics forum.
Valve is better.
We all hate the ME3 ending. You aren't allowed to think otherwise.
Always pad out short posts to avoid a low content warning.
EA is generally hated but EA > Zynga.
If someone complains about being in the friend zone you have to call them sexist.
You have to get confrontational in every discussion on sexism. No matter what anyone's opinion is.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I don't know how popular Daystar Clarion was when you were active, but he's the only member that everybody knows now. I'm not entirely sure why.

Don't worry, I'm not entirely sure about that one either.

Some things are a mystery.

OT: I think I remember you, I'm not sure...

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

After two years of inactivity I have awakened from my lurking sleep! Seriously, whats up guys? I leave for a bit over a year and The Escapist looks all weird and junk...

Captcha: Get The Hopper Free

What the hell Escapist? Add based captchas?

Darth Pope? What the hell, didn't I kill you?

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

After two years of inactivity I have awakened from my lurking sleep! Seriously, whats up guys? I leave for a bit over a year and The Escapist looks all weird and junk...

Captcha: Get The Hopper Free

What the hell Escapist? Add based captchas?

Welcome back friend. I am the king and you must pay me taxes in badges.

Here take mine.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

Damn it! Now I has a sad. Where did she go?

 

[Macgyvercas]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

Damn it! Now I has a sad. Where did she go?

She left a while ago. She wanted to do a lot of things with her life, and had to make sacrifices to do so. Sadly, the Escapist was one of them. So she said goodbye and left. The forums have been a darker place since. Even the rise of our glorious leader, Daystar Clarion, hasn't been able to fully restore the light.

 

[Souplex]

Welcome back.
Most of the old guard was banned or left, and the forums have suffered greatly for it.
But I plan to lead those of us who remain in a glorious revolution to take back our forums.

 

[Souplex]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

Damn it! Now I has a sad. Where did she go?

She left a while ago. She wanted to do a lot of things with her life, and had to make sacrifices to do so. Sadly, the Escapist was one of them. So she said goodbye and left. The forums have been a darker place since. Even the rise of our glorious leader, Daystar Clarion, hasn't been able to fully restore the light.

Wait, since when has Clarion been our leader?
I think I would have remembered being usurped.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Uhh... I have way more posts than you and nobody here remembers me.

 

[Souplex]

Uhh... I have way more posts than you and nobody here remembers me.

It's not how many posts you make, it's the quality of your posts.
Hence why I am the greatest 'Pist.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

Damn it! Now I has a sad. Where did she go?

She left a while ago. She wanted to do a lot of things with her life, and had to make sacrifices to do so. Sadly, the Escapist was one of them. So she said goodbye and left. The forums have been a darker place since. Even the rise of our glorious leader, Daystar Clarion, hasn't been able to fully restore the light.

Nothing will, my friend. Nothing will :'(

OT: Darth Pope, Darth Pope...yessss, that name seems to ring a bell. Welcome back, watch your feet though, don't want to step in a sexism thread now do you?

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Uhh... I have way more posts than you and nobody here remembers me.

It's not how many posts you make, it's the quality of your posts.
Hence why I am the greatest 'Pist.

... who are you? >_>

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

Damn it! Now I has a sad. Where did she go?

She left a while ago. She wanted to do a lot of things with her life, and had to make sacrifices to do so. Sadly, the Escapist was one of them. So she said goodbye and left. The forums have been a darker place since. Even the rise of our glorious leader, Daystar Clarion, hasn't been able to fully restore the light.

Wait, since when has Clarion been our leader?
I think I would have remembered being usurped.

It happened that one time you blinked, the extra long one.

 

[Souplex]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

Damn it! Now I has a sad. Where did she go?

She left a while ago. She wanted to do a lot of things with her life, and had to make sacrifices to do so. Sadly, the Escapist was one of them. So she said goodbye and left. The forums have been a darker place since. Even the rise of our glorious leader, Daystar Clarion, hasn't been able to fully restore the light.

Wait, since when has Clarion been our leader?
I think I would have remembered being usurped.

It happened that one time you blinked, the extra long one.

Well I've finished my blink, so I guess I'm leader again.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Oh.

Uhh... Hi.

I arrived while you were in your deep sleep.

I like Persona 4. A lot.

And I'm cool.

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]That last statement was false.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

Damn it! Now I has a sad. Where did she go?

She left a while ago. She wanted to do a lot of things with her life, and had to make sacrifices to do so. Sadly, the Escapist was one of them. So she said goodbye and left. The forums have been a darker place since. Even the rise of our glorious leader, Daystar Clarion, hasn't been able to fully restore the light.

Wait, since when has Clarion been our leader?
I think I would have remembered being usurped.

It happened that one time you blinked, the extra long one.

Well I've finished my blink, so I guess I'm leader again.

But I just blinked as well.


Hmmm, this is a predicament indeed.

Perhaps we could decide the victor, using a complex series of levers and pulleys?

 

[Ham Blitz]

I wish I could justify making a thread about myself after every period of inactivity. I think there'd be seven or so threads so far if I did.

In your defense, I would remember you as much as I do the OP, which is to say not at all.

Though, I will admit the picture does look familiar, but then again, I've read a lot of threads over the years, just rarely thought I had anything important to add.