Poll: I. HAVE. RETURNED.

[Canadamus Prime]

Um... welcome back whoever you are.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

Damn it! Now I has a sad. Where did she go?

She left a while ago. She wanted to do a lot of things with her life, and had to make sacrifices to do so. Sadly, the Escapist was one of them. So she said goodbye and left. The forums have been a darker place since. Even the rise of our glorious leader, Daystar Clarion, hasn't been able to fully restore the light.

Wait, since when has Clarion been our leader?
I think I would have remembered being usurped.

It happened when you went off on the Great Troll Hunts. Daystar ruled in your absence, and has since established himself as leader.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I have to admit, when I saw this thread title, I really hoped that it was Aylaine coming back. Now I'm sad

That's what I thought too.

 

[Fappy]

Here's your Daystar t-shirt and your guide to "Gender Threads". Good luck out there soldier.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Here's your Daystar t-shirt and your guide to "Gender Threads". Good luck out there soldier.

We do t-shirts now?

Were the hell is my money for that?

 

[Fappy]

Here's your Daystar t-shirt and your guide to "Gender Threads". Good luck out there soldier.

We do t-shirts now?

Were the hell is my money for that?

It's called the forum taxes... you've been blowing them all on moonsugar and spinner rims!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Here's your Daystar t-shirt and your guide to "Gender Threads". Good luck out there soldier.

We do t-shirts now?

Were the hell is my money for that?

It's called the forum taxes... you've been blowing them all on moonsugar and spinner rims!

Hey, I need my moonsugar, I can't function without sweet, sweet moonsugar!

And spinner rims?

Well a bro's gotta have swag, ya dig?

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Some sugar here and there's all well and good, but you have a problem bro. You're not suppose to eightball moonsugar and daedra hearts. That's just not normal.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

Some sugar here and there's all well and good, but you have a problem bro. You're not suppose to eightball moonsugar and daedra hearts. That's just not normal.

I can handle it.

I've got 100 in Alchemy, ya dig?

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Some sugar here and there's all well and good, but you have a problem bro. You're not suppose to eightball moonsugar and daedra hearts. That's just not normal.

I can handle it.

I've got 100 in Alchemy.

That's what they always say... and then it's too late. I'm not bailing you out of the Imperial Prisons again. I warned you!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

Some sugar here and there's all well and good, but you have a problem bro. You're not suppose to eightball moonsugar and daedra hearts. That's just not normal.

I can handle it.

I've got 100 in Alchemy.

That's what they always say... and then it's too late. I'm not bailing you out of the Imperial Prisons again. I warned you!

Pfft, The Imperial Prison.

I'll just wait for another Emperor to bail me out, no big deal.

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Some sugar here and there's all well and good, but you have a problem bro. You're not suppose to eightball moonsugar and daedra hearts. That's just not normal.

I can handle it.

I've got 100 in Alchemy.

That's what they always say... and then it's too late. I'm not bailing you out of the Imperial Prisons again. I warned you!

Pfft, The Imperial Prison.

I'll just wait for another Emperor to bail me out, no big deal.

I have bad news for you...

Spoiler

The Dark Brotherhood already killed the new one...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

Some sugar here and there's all well and good, but you have a problem bro. You're not suppose to eightball moonsugar and daedra hearts. That's just not normal.

I can handle it.

I've got 100 in Alchemy.

That's what they always say... and then it's too late. I'm not bailing you out of the Imperial Prisons again. I warned you!

Pfft, The Imperial Prison.

I'll just wait for another Emperor to bail me out, no big deal.

I have bad news for you...

Spoiler

The Dark Brotherhood already killed the new one...

M'aiq the Liar assured me that wasn't the case.

Why would he create such a fabrication?

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

I don't know, maybe it was an illusion you saw. M'aiq has been my primary source of information since Morrowind.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Yeah, the thing that killed The Escapist there for a while was the treatment of the Extra Credits team. They were the best show on this site, and The Escapist really lost a valuable asset when the jumped shipt to PATV.

Gifs of Nathan Fillion pop up occasionally, usually signalling a derailed thread.

Did someone say Fillion?

Yeah, a Fillion gif basically means that Daystar has come, seen and derailed your thread.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

HELLO!

I don't think I know you!

... Uh...

Have a gif of a small animal!

Spoiler: Isn't it cute?!

 

[Goofguy]

Were you cryogenically frozen? You woke up a bit too early if you were hoping the potion of immortality had been created.

 

[Fijiman]

I have no idea who you are but I welcome you back. I hope to see you more around the forums.[sub]more specifically the forum games. we could use some more company in there.[/sub]

Perhaps we could decide the victor, using a complex series of levers and pulleys?

No, it must be done with a duel to the death using only NERF and potato guns.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have no idea who you are but I welcome you back. I hope to see you more around the forums.[sub]more specifically the forum games. we could use some more company in there.[/sub]

Perhaps we could decide the victor, using a complex series of levers and pulleys?

No, it must be done with a duel to the death using only NERF and potato guns.

To the death?

With nerf bullets?

We're gonna need a lot of bullets...

 

[Fijiman]

I have no idea who you are but I welcome you back. I hope to see you more around the forums.[sub]more specifically the forum games. we could use some more company in there.[/sub]

Perhaps we could decide the victor, using a complex series of levers and pulleys?

No, it must be done with a duel to the death using only NERF and potato guns.

To the death?

With nerf bullets?

We're gonna need a lot of bullets...

That's why you also have potato guns.