Poll: If I have to put the toilet seat down after use...
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Rule #1: If you need something adjusted, you adjust it.
Rule #2: Look where you're peeing, like a reasonable human male.
Rule #3: Look where you're placing your exposed backside, like a rational human woman.
Rule #4: Find the bigger fish. Fry it.
Rule #2: Look where you're peeing, like a reasonable human male.
Rule #3: Look where you're placing your exposed backside, like a rational human woman.
Rule #4: Find the bigger fish. Fry it.
Fucking baffling, isn't it? I've never understood this. I've never lived with a blind person; yet it's been an issue. I now have my own bathroom, so fuck everybody. Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down and sometimes the lid is down as well. Whatever options takes my fancy at the moment.Boris Goodenough said:
I do make it a point to put the seat down when I'm at a female friends house. I know they expect it to be down, because they live alone, so why would it ever be up? That's fine. I'll work with that. But when somebody visits me and bitches that the seat is up, I really can't be fucked to care.
Why would you ever leave the toilet seat up?
That is just unkempt and unsanitary.
Do you imagine you will save one second so you will have time to do the business at an emergency?
Or have you simply not discovered that it is much easier and sanitary to open it with your foot?
Or do you perhaps not have a cover seat?
That is just unkempt and unsanitary.
Do you imagine you will save one second so you will have time to do the business at an emergency?
Or have you simply not discovered that it is much easier and sanitary to open it with your foot?
Or do you perhaps not have a cover seat?
I always put the lid down because
A. I'm an evil bastard and it forces others to put in some effort themselves.
B. I like to know if someone else used the toilet since I did last.
C. They can't complain because technically the seat is down.
D. I have OCD and I'm constantly imagining little molecules of water/shit/urine floating all over the room and onto my toothbrush and bath towel.
E. Prevents me from accidentally dropping something or some object randomly falling into the toilet.
I'd encourage lid usage for everybody, but I honestly like the ability to "mark my territory" with it and I get annoyed when I see that someone else has done it, too.
A. I'm an evil bastard and it forces others to put in some effort themselves.
B. I like to know if someone else used the toilet since I did last.
C. They can't complain because technically the seat is down.
D. I have OCD and I'm constantly imagining little molecules of water/shit/urine floating all over the room and onto my toothbrush and bath towel.
E. Prevents me from accidentally dropping something or some object randomly falling into the toilet.
I'd encourage lid usage for everybody, but I honestly like the ability to "mark my territory" with it and I get annoyed when I see that someone else has done it, too.
I put the lid down, because I don't want my cats to go swimming in there, but if it weren't for them, I'd leave it with the seat up or down, depending on what I used it for.
Really though, closing the lid altogether has to be the best thing to do in pretty much every situation, unless you are sick and have to run in there every now and then.
Really though, closing the lid altogether has to be the best thing to do in pretty much every situation, unless you are sick and have to run in there every now and then.
That is my solution. It also has the added befit of not being mistaken for the seat up or down and is aesthetically more pleasing.The Tibballs said:I always put both the seat & lid down, because if I have to bend over to lift them so does everyone else... but I petty like that.
Lol this just reminded me of that episode of south park where Clide(I think it was Clide) forgot to put the toilet seat down so his mom ended up dunking her doughnut and then eventually died due to the toilet sucking her intestines out.
OT:In my house everyone just leaves it the way they used it.
OT:In my house everyone just leaves it the way they used it.
I voted no. Men shouldn't have to lower the seat if they don't want to, if the women in their lives know how to ask nicely, I think he should do it. All the grown up girls can act like adults and lower the seat. I usually do it out of courtesy, but if I'm sternly asked to put the toilet seat down I make it a point not to. Girls seem to think they can be bitchy about this subject and get away with it. I for one will not stand for it.
