Poll: If the Soviets invaded America...

[blaze96]

Well I would use the huge stockpile of weapons and ammo to go all red dawn on their ass

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!

On topic: violently fight back.

 

[DarkFenix]

If they were comming to kill us and just take over then I guess being from Canada means I must bring with me an army of angry bears and beavers to flood Russian base camps and maul scouting parties. Oh and Canadian geese... those things are always good for getting sucked into jet engines so could always send them to take down the planes. Oh and the moose,elk,deer that jump infront of cars yeah their military jeeps are boned lmfao.

 

[Del-Toro]

Find the nearest rifle, find myself a nice hiding spot and start taking out ruskies White Death style, or alternatively, I have a Samurai Sword which would do a number on their insides.

 

[Mythos1092]

Find the nearest rifle, find myself a nice hiding spot and start taking out ruskies White Death style, or alternatively, I have a Samurai Sword which would do a number on their insides.

Ah, the White Death... you are talking about the Swedish (I think) guy who just grabbed a rifle and went out in the middle of nowhere and started killing Russian soldiers, right? God damn that guy was badass. He killed about 600 guys with some shitty little rifle, and got shot in the face with a fragmenting bullet and lived.

 

[Aesthetical Quietus]

Since I live in little old New Zealand, nothing. But however, if I did live in little old America, I'm thinking World In Conflict kind of thing(me being the American commander).

 

[Scarecrow38]

Realistically I'd do what everyone else would: get to the US controlled areas ASAP and wait for the Special Forces and Air Force to clear up the Ruskys.

 

[Casbahthegrey]

I'm Australian, so I'd probably just watch the news, maybe crack open a cold one and toast the Russians as upholders of Darwinism.
Russia's days as a super power are about 20 years gone now so that won't happen.

 

[Low Key]

Didn't we already do a thread on what would happen if America was invaded? No matter; the invasion wouldn't last very long. Either they'd just turn back or they'd get destroyed in the streets. Gun shops would be cleared of their inventory.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

Do nothing because we are beside USA us Canadians. Best not to get involved in something that doesn't involve us seeing as if they take over Alaska, the only thing standing between America and well, America is Canada. Better to let them walk through unharmed then erupt in combat and lose to overwhelming numbers.

 

[dashiz94]

Jesus, this is like the fourth "If America was invaded" thread I've seen here.

 

[paragon1]

since I don't live in USA the co-operate and fight back (violence) options go immediately and since Sweden has a long history of hating russians the propaganda wouldn't do much either... and no I would not help the soviets. I guess I would just go to the store and get some chocolate.

if I did live in USA I would run away to Sweden and go to the store and buy some chocolate.

That is, by far, the smartest thing I've read in months. Although, if it was me, I'd booby trap the house before I left. You know, so no one would fuck with my stuff while I was gone.

 

[Soldier Ace]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

Grab a hunting rifle, hide in a tree, and snipe a couple hundred men.

 

[Maccy Man]

wolverines go! kill the red menace!

 

[Ron51]

DEATH TO AMERIKKKKA!

But nah, middle class people don't do armed resistance, they value their lives too much. Look at georgia, they capitulated and didnt resist. Some of the real impoverished groups may provide brief reistiance, but man, come on, its the soviet union, they would bomb and entire city to ash just to prove a point if it came to it. Just ask Grozny

 

[thiosk]

i live on a strategically unimportant hill.

we have guns on the hill.

Its a good thing the soviet union fell apart before invading, because i would turn them into borscht for invading my hill.

 

[ToxinArrow]

Easy, join the Seattle National Guard and get swept up in the retreat and stapled into an Army unit, fall back to Cascade Falls where our SDI scare was based, have a big battle then fall back as one of our units gets nuked, THEN go back on the attack to Seattle where we successfully retake it minutes before a nuclear attack on it whilst at the same time scaring off the incoming Chinese, and when it's finally all said and done, listen to Whitesnake on my buddy's spiffy new portable CD player (which he just found batteries for).

Great. fucking. Game. although i never beat the mission where you search the apartments

The previous sentence has spoilers then.

 

[Dantes Alaska]

id join them, I've always wanted to learn russian anyway

and they got cool ass hats ^.^

and a plethora of AK's

dont mean shit without awesome hats though

i would be looking like ocelot from MGS3

with a russian hat?

maybe, depends on how cold it is

no excuses, are you or arent you

FINE, I'LL TAKE A DAMN HAT, now I have to search the internet for one, thanks

 

[gamegod25]

Grumble to myself that the people in charge are a bunch of greedy, idiotic dickweeds and try to go on with my life...so basically what I've been doing the last 8 years.

 

[Kajt]

I wouldn't care. I live in Sweden.