Poll: If the Soviets invaded America...

[Onlythestrong]

So first off...Im pretty sure that the Soviet Union broke up quite a few years ago...BUT if we are talking about back then...well then thats simple...

WOLVERINES!

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WOLVERINES!

WOLVERINES!!!

This...All anyone needed to put was this.

WOLVERINES!!!

WOLVERINES!!!!!
(PS Can I be Swayze?)

 

[Zorg Machine]

since I don't live in USA the co-operate and fight back (violence) options go immediately and since Sweden has a long history of hating russians the propaganda wouldn't do much either... and no I would not help the soviets. I guess I would just go to the store and get some chocolate.

if I did live in USA I would run away to Sweden and go to the store and buy some chocolate.

That is, by far, the smartest thing I've read in months. Although, if it was me, I'd booby trap the house before I left. You know, so no one would fuck with my stuff while I was gone.

ah but in the time it would take to do that the store could run out of chocolate. safety first.

 

[Aardvark Soup]

To be honest, I would probably flee to Sweden, Switzerland or another neutral country. Even if the battle would be fought without nuclear weapons.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Laugh.

 

[Goldbling]

I would defiantly rise up in arms, my dream was to be in WWII so I could "accidentally" shoot one of my soviet comrades.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd fight back, with a sledge hammer.

 

[firedfns13]

Belgian takedown their entire invading army:
http://ejmas.com/jnc/cqb/Belgiantakedown.gif
what are the image tags? i can never get them to work

 

[RobCoxxy]

Ooooh, goody it'll be just like World in Conflict! In that case I'd help the Russians (sorry, British, but part Russian, torn allegiances there) because they have awesome helicopters.... soisoisoi....

 

[Del-Toro]

Find the nearest rifle, find myself a nice hiding spot and start taking out ruskies White Death style, or alternatively, I have a Samurai Sword which would do a number on their insides.

Ah, the White Death... you are talking about the Swedish (I think) guy who just grabbed a rifle and went out in the middle of nowhere and started killing Russian soldiers, right? God damn that guy was badass. He killed about 600 guys with some shitty little rifle, and got shot in the face with a fragmenting bullet and lived.

Actually he was Finnish, but yes, I am talking about that badass.

 

[SeksEin]

Tsar Bomba... For this reason I'd have to go with the Russians... or flee to Canada.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Really the whole poll is a bit silly, kinda inviting argument and well the soviets don't exist anymore but russia would lose why even post the poll.

Because I wanted to know what people would do in a 'Freedom fighters' situation. I know that it would never happen. I know that the Soviets don't exist anymore. And I don't see how it is "kinda inviting argument". Please explain.

 

[CouchCommando]

Find out about my local militia group, resistance movement, stock pile weapons, work in the under ground, then after having gained copious amounts of damning intel and evidence of their resistance activities, sell out the lot of them out and retire to canada with a new identity.
Capitalism forever!!!! muhahahah

 

[Laura.]

I'd do nothing special. Wake up, go to work, take my classes, go home :3

 

[Jenkins]

Hello comrades, welcome to glorious country of America.

 

[Dantes Alaska]

id join them, I've always wanted to learn russian anyway

and they got cool ass hats ^.^

and a plethora of AK's

dont mean shit without awesome hats though

i would be looking like ocelot from MGS3

with a russian hat?

maybe, depends on how cold it is

no excuses, are you or arent you

FINE, I'LL TAKE A DAMN HAT, now I have to search the internet for one, thanks

Good boy!

Well, atleast now i know that its called a ushanka, bit i cant affod one...

 

[Satin6T]

WOLVERINES!

 

[Alarid]

I thought Soviet Russia fell apart arleady. It would be like fighting a factory full of frigid starving mannequins.