Poll: If you were best friends with Batman what would do?

[aba1]

A simple question. If you were the caped crusader's best friend, as in the only person who he's willing to tolerate bullshit from, what would you do?

Obviously ask him if hes batman just so he cant say.... I'm batman!

 

[HardkorSB]

A simple question. If you were the caped crusader's best friend, as in the only person who he's willing to tolerate bullshit from, what would you do?

Have him lend me a few million bucks "just till the end of the month, when my paycheck arrives".

 

[GestaltEsper]

Get killed by the villain of the next big crossover event to evoke a sense of shock in the reader.

...Probably be off-panel too.

 

[Titan Buttons]

I could never be his friend. He hates rock and roll!

and punk

But punk and rock and roll are both different

OP: Become Robin, because I think I can do a better job then the current one

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

Ask him to introduce me to Poison Ivy and then BEG her to make me just like her.

 

[Dango]

I'd hang out in the Bat Cave and press random buttons.

 

[RatRace123]

Chill in the Batcave most of the time, I have to imagine Bruce has got quite the entertainment system set up down there.

And needless to say, I'd hit on Batgirl. We're goin' with Barbara Gordon as Batgirl right?

 

[Yoshemo]

I could never be his friend. He hates rock and roll!

and punk

But punk and rock and roll are both different

OP: Become Robin, because I think I can do a better job then the current one

He says in "Fortunate Child" that he hates rock too and that its evil. I just couldn't find a picture of that part

 

[4173]

I wouldn't ask him what his parents are getting him for Christmas.


(Someone else can link the picture, I'm going to bed)

That's what I was thinking of.

 

[docSpitfire]

Duh! I'd load civ 5 on the bat cave computers!

 

[Titan Buttons]

I could never be his friend. He hates rock and roll!

and punk

But punk and rock and roll are both different

OP: Become Robin, because I think I can do a better job then the current one

He says in "Fortunate Child" that he hates rock too and that its evil. I just couldn't find a picture of that part

Dear God sir, you have done the impossible and lowered my awesome rating of batman, I just........don't know what to believe anymore Q_Q

 

[Yoshemo]

I could never be his friend. He hates rock and roll!

and punk

But punk and rock and roll are both different

OP: Become Robin, because I think I can do a better job then the current one

He says in "Fortunate Child" that he hates rock too and that its evil. I just couldn't find a picture of that part

Dear God sir, you have done the impossible and lowered my awesome rating of batman, I just........don't know what to believe anymore Q_Q

http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2009/08/batman-fortunate-son.html but it was a pretty terrible comic so.. feel free to dismiss it

 

[Titan Buttons]

I could never be his friend. He hates rock and roll!

and punk

But punk and rock and roll are both different

OP: Become Robin, because I think I can do a better job then the current one

He says in "Fortunate Child" that he hates rock too and that its evil. I just couldn't find a picture of that part

Dear God sir, you have done the impossible and lowered my awesome rating of batman, I just........don't know what to believe anymore Q_Q

http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2009/08/batman-fortunate-son.html but it was a pretty terrible comic so.. feel free to dismiss it

lol I think I'll do that

 

[Dethenger]

I voted "Hit on Batgirl" before I noticed "Beg him to get me the Joker's autograph." I'm sorry, I should've stayed my hand.

 

[my-brainisfullof-lag]

Ok mine is a random thought but if i was Batmans bud i would want to defeat GLaDOS together *heroically looks up at the sky* (how awesome would that crossover be)
but i voted for Jokers autograph...

 

[james0192]

well... I'd get him some throar lozenges... should help clear up that bad throat he seems to have in the latest films xD

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

I'd hit on Batgirl ... and Poison Ivy ... and Harley Quinn, smirk

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I like to think I'd spent the majority of my time hitting on Robin.