Poll: "I'm a cactus!" and other random phrases.

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Iranoutofnames

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Cheese in a sleezy voice used instead of your argument is invalid in a fashion similar to the chewbaca defence , comes from my obsession with cheese from a long time ago .
 

Lucian The Lugia

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"Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!" is probably the best random thing I've heard lately.
 

PsychedelicDiamond

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Lieju said:
"Ich bin laden."

That was really popular by a group of kids I know who studied German few years ago. They found it hilarious.
Translation . " I am a shop" Although I don't know if it's grammatically correct.
Actually, it's not correct. "I'm a shop" would be "Ich bin ein Laden", "Ich bin laden" means either "I am shop" or, interestingly, "I am loading."
 

Gottesstrafe

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Eh, I don't know. The problem I have with most users or threads who claim to be "random" is often times it comes across very transparent and forced. The definition of random is that it occurs without any conscious decision or discernible method, yet on so-called-random internet posts you can almost immediately spot how much effort was put into making it seem like no thought went into it. Like that one tween who posts this kind of drivel on their facebook:

"lol!!11 i am a pretty easliy amused person, and im very random. one moment im really calm ( or shy), next bam!! iM iN yOuR fAcE dOiNg WeIrD cRaZy ShIt. DESUDESU SUPERSAIYAN MONKEY PANDA!!1!!1 OMGWTFBBQ!!"

And don't even try using the "It's the internet, what did you expect?" excuse on me. That may be a free pass for acting like a complete tosser, but for this rAnDoM shtick it's a cop out and you know it.