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Monshroud

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funguy2121 said:
Who the fuck would say "Greedo?"

Of what importance is Greedo to anyone but a hut?

I think the OP is a hut stealth troll.

Enjoy your wormlike existence and your lack of genitalia, troll. Only Jabba had a hot leather slave like Leigha, and she choked him to death (but as a masochist, he probably enjoyed it).
You just lost 100 nerd points for failing to spell Leia properly. =)
 

Chairehead

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Mrkittycat said:
atalanta said:
LockeDown said:
If a lightsaber amounts to projecting monochromatic light into a focused beam, then why don't the blades extend to infinity?
Because the lightsabers read the script?

This one has always, always bugged me.
Maybe there is only enough power in a lightsaber to extend a set distance?
That has bugged me as well
maybe it is just a super hot extendible glo stick
 

SnipErlite

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Lullabye said:
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Is gravity a trait of matter or space?

Off the top of my head I'd say matter. Since all matter exerts a gravitational attraction on anything else.

Space is technically empty space

Lullabye said:
I have, but it assumes that it is matter that generates gravity. But the question is, would gravity exist if there was no space?....mindfuck.....
Would matter exist if there were no space for it to be in?
I don't think matter exists in space, in the same way that fish are not "in" the water. I mean, they are in the water, but not taking any of it up. Is that confusing? I'm terrible with metaphors....
Anyway, the thing I was wondering was, what does this gravitational attraction consist of. Seeing as two objects with no atomic connection of any sort are "attracted" to eachothr, yet we can't seem to find out why. I harken to think it is a trait of space to push/pull matter together.
Imagine it like space is a sheet of material and objects are resting on it, thereby pulling the material down and making other objects fall towards them. the bigger the object the bigger dent it makes and the more it attracts.

Although it's far more complicated than that. Yeah we really don't know why objects attract - possibly due to the Graviton, a hypothesised particle.

Or maybe because of onions
 

funguy2121

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Monshroud said:
funguy2121 said:
Who the fuck would say "Greedo?"

Of what importance is Greedo to anyone but a hut?

I think the OP is a hut stealth troll.

Enjoy your wormlike existence and your lack of genitalia, troll. Only Jabba had a hot leather slave like Leigha, and she choked him to death (but as a masochist, he probably enjoyed it).
You just lost 100 nerd points for failing to spell Leia properly. =)
Sunovabitch! And I was on a roll!
 

digipinky75910

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KitsunetheFox said:
Also: If Gandalf had connections with the big eagles, then why didn't he do the big eagle thing in the first place and drop the ring in the volcano from the sky?
As far as I've ever been able to tell, it's because the eagles were snobby bastards who liked Gandalf but weren't all that bothered about anyone else in Middle Earth - either that or they had a heightened sense of narrative fate and believed it had to be done the hard way because It Just Did.

I'd like to hear another explanation though.
As explained in the Hobbit, the eagles are picky about where they can and cannot fly. Some areas they get hunted.. so yeah um.. Yeah it woulda been easier..

EDIT: They still had the Nazgul to deal with though...
 

Pyro Paul

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RatRace123 said:
A parsec is a unit of distance not time, how did the Millennium Falcon make the Kessel run in less than 12?
him claiming it does the kessel run in 12 parsecs does denotes speed and power.

the kessel run is defined as any route between kessel and formos, commonly used by smugglers and privateers. it is not a popular trade route because it is rife with gravitational anyomolies and hazardious obsticals.

the average ship is described as taking 18 parsecs as any closer and the ship would be drawn in by a gravitational well or the like and be lost. however if the ship is capable of going faster then normal it is then capable of navigating closer to these wells more safely as it would then be capable of escaping the pull of said wells more reliably, in turn having a shorter 'run' than normal.

so to state that it is capable of doing the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs DOES speak of the vessels speed.
 

reyttm4

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stabnex said:
oh god

In 1977 Han shot first. But George Lucas thought that depicted him as too much of a bad guy. So..

In 1997 Greedo shot first through the miracle of CG editing. But George didn't like that either because Greedo was too much of a pussy to have managed the shot first. So..

In 2007 Han and Greedo Shot at the same time thus ending the argument and satisfying George's need to slaughter his beloved franchise once and for all.

Now I need to go cut myself and weep.
Don't forget when in 2006 for one year he made it so Greedo continually shot until death.

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Asjh-HjRE&feature=related#watch-main-area[/link]
 

Pyro Paul

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atalanta said:
LockeDown said:
If a lightsaber amounts to projecting monochromatic light into a focused beam, then why don't the blades extend to infinity?
Because the lightsabers read the script?

This one has always, always bugged me.
a light saber uses a series of crystals to focus light on a point to generate plasma gas. this plasma gas is then contained with in a magenetic field. as the magnetic field intersects with something, the plasma gas colides with what ever object is in the way and in turn instantly incinerating it. the depth of the wound is entirely dependent on the length of exposure to the gas.

this is why quick slashes often create only surface wounds which don't go very deep while slower strokes part things in twain.
 

crypt-creature

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stabnex said:
LockeDown said:
Kuchinawa212 said:
Han...Duh

Now here's one. Does Boba ever crawl his way out of the Sarlacc pit? In Canon?
No. Boba Fett dies. Period.
No. Boba Fett sets off a thermal grenade, is blown free, rescued by one of Jabaa's slave girls and another bounty hunter named Dengar.
It has never been officially stated, but since it has been published this way by a few authors it is generally accepted.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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ThePostalGamer said:
la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Make a big one and a little one, take the little one back 49 years with you through the big one, leave the big one 49 years in the future and use the little one! DUH.
Minor problem: You only have one time machine. DUH?
:lulz:

Well my logic says that if you can build one, you can build two. DUHHHHHZ.
 

ThePostalGamer

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
:lulz:

Well my logic says that if you can build one, you can build two. DUHHHHHZ.
Huh, and here I thought that The Escapist forums users would generally be MORE mature than GameFAQs. I guess I got unlucky here.

Anywho, in order to counteract your illogical logic, I will say that my question clearly states that you have a single time machine. A second one was not introduced or even mentioned, hence it does not exist, and if it did, it would take another fifty years to build.

Seeing as you said to create two time machines, and the first one took fifty years, the second one would also take another fifty years, by then the inventor would be long dead. Also, take into account the fact that the creator is not going back in time until after your second time machine has been built.

Your scenario is not possible in my stated question, thus it remains impossible.

Or perhaps I'm thinking far too much into this at five in the morning.
 

Anchupom

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It was greedo, he's just a worse shot.


And here's mine - what happens when an unstoppabe force hits an immoveable object?
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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ThePostalGamer said:
You certainly might have been thinking too far into it... I was certainly kidding, and I apologize for being ridiculous and not taking your question seriously. /:
 

ThePostalGamer

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I won't disagree with you on that first part. No need to apologize for not taking it seriously, it wasn't meant to be in the first place. As a matter of fact, I don't think this topic was supposed to have anything in it taken seriously anyway. :^P

I should be the one apologizing about my first sentence in that post, I went a bit overboard there. I won't make the "five-in-the-morning" excuse here, that was just out of line.

(If you're wondering why it took me so long to reply, it's because my internet was recently upgraded and my modem seems to be unable to handle it, which led to it not being able to connect for more than a minute per day.)
 

Lord Beautiful

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RatRace123 said:
A parsec is a unit of distance not time, how did the Millennium Falcon make the Kessel run in less than 12?
Upon considering that, I figured it meant that the Falcon was powerful enough a ship to compress the space between the points of the Kessel Run to 12 parsecs.