I don't know. I spend most of my pun time cramming "Amy" into words. And apparently, butt puns. If they were boob puns, I'd be lighting up this thread.AccursedTheory said:
Poll: It's time Escapists. For the most important vote. (Probably NSFW)
- Thread starter Paragon Fury
- Start date
I'm curious as to what you think average is.The Almighty Aardvark said:
Like, I know that sounds like a trap or whatever, but when I hear "average breasts," I kind of wonder what comes to mind.
Keep in mind, this is a thread by someone who thinks This (NSFW) [https://i.ytimg.com/vi/89tjbex_yvI/hqdefault.jpg] or thereaboot is average.
This question is the hardest to answer.[small][notlikethat][/small]
But which choice will I make between flat and large? Yes.
Which, in a longer version, is "Yes, I don't care whether flat or huge".
But which choice will I make between flat and large? Yes.
Which, in a longer version, is "Yes, I don't care whether flat or huge".
As much as people would like to argue otherwise
DFC does not stand for deliciously flat chest but definitely fucking children.
Big tiddies is best
DFC does not stand for deliciously flat chest but definitely fucking children.
Big tiddies is best
I tried this before, to be fair to the lady and gay Escapists.AccursedTheory said:
Apparently, dicks don't have quite the...staying power of boobs.
Indeed. Mine's floundering as well.Paragon Fury said:
So, any man loving escapist who want to get bent out of shape... We tried! Twice! And the Escapist has firmly shown that it prefers honkers over pokers.
I'll have to remember that.Something Amyss said:
36C, if I recall correctly. US wise, anyway. Go to someplace like Korea, and you're dealing more in bandaid sizes then cup gauges.Something Amyss said:
...the thread, right?AccursedTheory said:
Can't imagine why that would be on a site for hobbies where most of the women pretend to be men to avoid harassment.
For the inevitable butt thread?
34DD US is average bra size. Or, at least, that's the more common answer on Google. There are multiple issues here, in part that even a lot of women don't know how to get a proper fitting bra. Ergo, it's usually based on who's purchasing what as specific stores and not on actual breast size.
But I was actually curious as to what he particularly had in mind. It really does seem as though the media has skewed our perception of what "big" and "small" are.
In the ballpark of this?Something Amyss said:
Though I imagine average would be at least a bit smaller than that, particularly for someone of her weight. It's pretty difficult to find something that isn't too large though.
Okay, I'm going to try again:
Though the way that the bra is pushing them up is a little misleading.
Ah, oh well. Something in the realm of those two is what I consider average to be
Yeah, sure. Let's go with that.Something Amyss said:
While true, lets be fair - We talk about transgenders a lot here, who seem to be over represented in the forum. I can't imagine the forum being THAT rough on particular women, though general views can be somewhat depressing.Can't imagine why that would be on a site for hobbies where most of the women pretend to be men to avoid harassment.
But what the hell do I know, I'm a dude. If there's a female here who wants to tell me about how their Escapist Inbox has been flooded with propositions and dick pics, I guess I'd have to shut the hell up.
You know, I remember a lot of boob threads, and general attraction threads, and even a couple dick threads (Besides mine), but I can't remember an ass thread. Perhaps another day - I presume most people don't want to turn this forum into a fetish/soft porn dumping ground.
Eh, I've read 34DD, and I've read 36C. I also recall some discussion over how those numbers are meaningless, because a) not all women actually know their breast size and b) sometimes women buy the wrong bra size on purpose, either for comfort or for presentation.
36C is about what I'd think the average overall is, though (From personal experience).
That gives me some sort of idea., at least.The Almighty Aardvark said:
You'll find that a lot, really, especially in professional shots. Breasts are kind of presented to be larger, and there are a ton of tricks.
Well, I don't know what else you could have meant.AccursedTheory said:
I'm not sure we're overrepresented on the forum. There seems to be a larger grouping of transfolk within nerd spheres, or at the very least, higher visibility. I suspect it might have something to do with sommonalities through nature as outsider, which would be horribly ironic given I am portrayed as an invader in a hobby I've been in for over thirty years.
Probably not the place for it, but to briefly touch on the rest, having presented here both as male and female, the response has been fairly different.
I would guess, based on what rises to the top, that you presume wrong.
But I'm in no rush to do it.
I have trouble imagining "wrong size" being comfortable, but basically, yeah.
I'm surprised the band size isn't larger, TBH, given the obesity epidemic in the US. Maybe it's offset by Hollywood.
Personally, I'm very attracted to larger breasts, but it's not like I'm going to pass up a date with a woman I'm interested in based on breast size. That would be dumb as shit.
If the implications you refer to are that you might be a closet pedo or something, I've also heard that said about people who like a completely shaved pubic area. On both counts, I think that's just...well, I hate to repeat myself, but it's dumb as shit.inu-kun said:
I've been to forums on hentai sites with less threads on breasts...
Anyway, I'm into smaller breasts.
Anyway, I'm into smaller breasts.
I'm going to vote "yes". If they're equal in size, proportional to the body and I get to touch them, then I'm in favor!
Both are great. I don't really have to much of a preference either way, and on both ends of the scale I get really turned on. The middle, funnily enough, is probably where I prefer long term, even if short term they aren't as immediately... ahem... titillating... as the extremes.
That said, if I had to throw my vote one way, I'd go for smaller. You can't have breasts that are too small IMO. Even if they're washboard flat, on a girl I can still find that incredibly sexy. You can have breasts that are too large though, where they reach a point where they're not even attractive, they just look like giant floppy tumours coming off someone's chest. I don't think I've ever really seen an E cup, but as a general rule F cups can work on some girls, but usually, and always anything larger, they just look out of place, uncomfortable, and like they'd get in the way. Not attractive.
Conventional sexiness, big tits probably win out, but that's different to beauty, and is again going by conventional standards.
Tits are great to look at and play with and l... Ok, lets try to keep this PG. There is a point, however, where they get too big. I mean honestly, are you telling me a girl with tits half the size of her body would be attractive? Yeah, you're not likely to find many, but there is a point where they get too big, and stop being sexy and awesome, and start just becoming awkward and weird. The bigger they are the easier it is for them to sag too, which most people view as less attractive than non-saggy tits.
That said, if I had to throw my vote one way, I'd go for smaller. You can't have breasts that are too small IMO. Even if they're washboard flat, on a girl I can still find that incredibly sexy. You can have breasts that are too large though, where they reach a point where they're not even attractive, they just look like giant floppy tumours coming off someone's chest. I don't think I've ever really seen an E cup, but as a general rule F cups can work on some girls, but usually, and always anything larger, they just look out of place, uncomfortable, and like they'd get in the way. Not attractive.
Eh, breast size isn't proportional to beauty. You can have some really beautiful girls with virtually no tits, and very ugly ones with huge knockers. And all else being equal, beauty between the two is often the same.Zenkem said:
Conventional sexiness, big tits probably win out, but that's different to beauty, and is again going by conventional standards.
Tits are great to look at and play with and l... Ok, lets try to keep this PG. There is a point, however, where they get too big. I mean honestly, are you telling me a girl with tits half the size of her body would be attractive? Yeah, you're not likely to find many, but there is a point where they get too big, and stop being sexy and awesome, and start just becoming awkward and weird. The bigger they are the easier it is for them to sag too, which most people view as less attractive than non-saggy tits.
Also this. Anyone who disagrees is just simply wrong. And that PG rating just went out the window.Parasondox said:
I shall shut up on this particular subject then, as promised.Something Amyss said:
Well, no one will admit they want it to turn into a soft porn discussion board. And in any case, I bring enough misery, vileness, and over all shit posting to this forum already. If this place is going to devolve into a repository for the most basic of human impulses, someone else can do it.
I would guess, based on what rises to the top, that you presume wrong.
But I'm in no rush to do it.
As a man, I've never known the oppression that is the bra, so I'll take your word for it.
Though I will say, however uncomfortable, awkward, or annoying a bra may be, the panties must certainly make up for it.
...Straight people are weird.
Anyway, besides massive generalizations that someone's going to probably be offended by (listen someone just said 'Go to someplace like Korea, and you're dealing more in bandaid sizes then cup gauges', the tone has already been set here), I'd say... neither?
Like, shit, they're not mine, so whatever is comfortable for whomever happens to own the damn things? I dunno, Even ignoring sexuality boobs have never been interesting to me, and it's always been weird the... obsession people have with 'em.
They're sacks of mammary tissue, fat and milk ducts, why are people so damn enamored with the fucking things they give Anime Girls titties that alter the orbital path of the Moon?
Anyway, besides massive generalizations that someone's going to probably be offended by (listen someone just said 'Go to someplace like Korea, and you're dealing more in bandaid sizes then cup gauges', the tone has already been set here), I'd say... neither?
Like, shit, they're not mine, so whatever is comfortable for whomever happens to own the damn things? I dunno, Even ignoring sexuality boobs have never been interesting to me, and it's always been weird the... obsession people have with 'em.
They're sacks of mammary tissue, fat and milk ducts, why are people so damn enamored with the fucking things they give Anime Girls titties that alter the orbital path of the Moon?
It was just a light hearted jab at Koreans, who, whether anyone likes it or not, have a tendency to be flat in a variety of places.Wrex Brogan said:
Sorry if I offended you.
Yeah, sorry Paragon, but big boob jinx will never be as hot as flat jinx.Paragon Fury said:Because this is the better Jinx:AccursedTheory said:So if someone tells me my scrotum is my best feature, I probably shouldn't take that a compliment?Something Amyss said:
Anyway... Paragon Fury, I forgot to mention how disappointed I am in you. A chest that has a bunch of flat chested women in it, and you didn't provide Jinx.
The hell is wrong with you?
Now, as for which team I am on... my wife has DD's, so I am probably on team big boobs.