Chuck norris's balls are made of titanium
not even lightsabers can't cut that , if yoda meets chuck he's done for
not even lightsabers can't cut that , if yoda meets chuck he's done for
Poll: Jedi vs anyone else?
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Jedi vs AA-12 automatic shotgun.
Result: AA-12 needs a new magazine, jedi needs a new torso, circulatory system and blood.
Jedi vs microsoft.
Result: jedi is left defenceless after killing thousands of microsoft employees who eventually cause his lightsaber to have a BSOD. After realising this, he attempts to defend himself with the force, but starves to death after microsoft employees brick up the building he was in with obsolete Xbox consoles.
Jedi vs US navy test railgun.
Result: This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1q_rRicAwI] video is explanation enough.
Jedi vs every Gmod player on earth (NOTE: this takes place inside Gmod).
Result: Jedi spawns in GM_construct. he is immediately mingecaged (gmod in-game term. to be mingecaged means to be trapped inside a simple, indestructible cage).
Jedi vs bloodsucker.
Result: Jedi does not realise he is being attacked until he hears the sound of the bloodsucker's breathing. Thinking that he can defeat it, he draws his lightsaber, and prepares for combat. seconds later, he is sprinting away and wishing that he had checked behind him.
Jedi vs himself.
Result: either way, he dies.
Jedi vs huge vat of thermite.
Result: the jedi, having been told to attack this huge vat of thermite, promptly slashes it with his lightsaber. he is incinerated seconds later, after his lightsaber ignites the thermite and melts the vat walls.
Result: AA-12 needs a new magazine, jedi needs a new torso, circulatory system and blood.
Jedi vs microsoft.
Result: jedi is left defenceless after killing thousands of microsoft employees who eventually cause his lightsaber to have a BSOD. After realising this, he attempts to defend himself with the force, but starves to death after microsoft employees brick up the building he was in with obsolete Xbox consoles.
Jedi vs US navy test railgun.
Result: This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1q_rRicAwI] video is explanation enough.
Jedi vs every Gmod player on earth (NOTE: this takes place inside Gmod).
Result: Jedi spawns in GM_construct. he is immediately mingecaged (gmod in-game term. to be mingecaged means to be trapped inside a simple, indestructible cage).
Jedi vs bloodsucker.
Result: Jedi does not realise he is being attacked until he hears the sound of the bloodsucker's breathing. Thinking that he can defeat it, he draws his lightsaber, and prepares for combat. seconds later, he is sprinting away and wishing that he had checked behind him.
Jedi vs himself.
Result: either way, he dies.
Jedi vs huge vat of thermite.
Result: the jedi, having been told to attack this huge vat of thermite, promptly slashes it with his lightsaber. he is incinerated seconds later, after his lightsaber ignites the thermite and melts the vat walls.
Thermal detonators are minute in comparison to the power of any decent-sized rocket. This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm0azEG0CPY] is a good example.TaborMallory post=18.53177.660535 said:
Personally, I think all but two Jedi have the ability to lose.
The first is Revan. He is revan, he cannot lose. Revan is basically as bad ass as they get. He is so bad ass that nobody even knows if or how he died.
Exile, from KoToR2. Any person she kills that has anything like force power, she absorbs. If she went on long enough, she could literally end the force.
They could kill each other though. Revan has sheer undeniable force power, and Exile is hardly effected by said force power. Based on Lightsaber combat skills though, Revan all the way.
Btw, did I mention I have a gay attraction to Revan even though I am a complete heterosexual male?
The first is Revan. He is revan, he cannot lose. Revan is basically as bad ass as they get. He is so bad ass that nobody even knows if or how he died.
Exile, from KoToR2. Any person she kills that has anything like force power, she absorbs. If she went on long enough, she could literally end the force.
They could kill each other though. Revan has sheer undeniable force power, and Exile is hardly effected by said force power. Based on Lightsaber combat skills though, Revan all the way.
Btw, did I mention I have a gay attraction to Revan even though I am a complete heterosexual male?
well if you shoot an rpg or throw a grenade they would stop it with their force without considering like an impact , think about it as if the force grabs the rpg projectile by the tail and slows it down to a complete halt , and about napalm and explosives , if the have so much force to lift an entire battleship(the way the apprentice from the force unleashed did) can't they just force the air around them with such speed that it acts like a shield?
I think you underestimate the force because it's not like the only moves you can do are the ones you've seen in the movies , think big my friends
I think you underestimate the force because it's not like the only moves you can do are the ones you've seen in the movies , think big my friends
You know, now that I think about it, there is technically several jedi that could be considered unbeatable by most.
Revan for one, he is a strategic genius, and one of the most powerful Jedi/Sith in the star wars galaxy.
Sion because technically he cannot die unless he gives up the will to live.
Nihilius because if you go by star wars rules, everything has force, and he has the ability to steal your force, thus stripping of your life force.
I include Exile just because I have mad <3's for her, and the mass shadow generator made by Bao-dur.
Darth Sidious as well, just because a large portion of people consider him the strongest Sith Lord basically ever, even though I think revan would own his ass.
Revan for one, he is a strategic genius, and one of the most powerful Jedi/Sith in the star wars galaxy.
Sion because technically he cannot die unless he gives up the will to live.
Nihilius because if you go by star wars rules, everything has force, and he has the ability to steal your force, thus stripping of your life force.
I include Exile just because I have mad <3's for her, and the mass shadow generator made by Bao-dur.
Darth Sidious as well, just because a large portion of people consider him the strongest Sith Lord basically ever, even though I think revan would own his ass.
John Constantine
"Knew a Jedi once. He kept talking about how the Light Side could defeat all. I introduced him to the Light Bringer."
Dr. Manhattan
"Whilst you were igniting your saber, I stopped your father's heart before he met your mother."
Doctor Who
"The Force you say? Met a lot of them in my time. In most people's times. Never lasted really. Not after the Daleks got hold of the Dark Side."
Blake's 7
ORBIT CONFIRMED. JEDI COUNCIL MEETING ON NEARBY MOON.
"Tell me why we're doing this Avon?"
"So you can forget it again? Blake is meeting up with some Rebels nearby to eliminate some sort of Death Planet that the Federation are using."
"A Death Planet? How are we going to fight that?"
"We're not. Orac and the Teleporters will."
In most realms, the main heroes will win due to the writers picking holes in "The Force."
"Knew a Jedi once. He kept talking about how the Light Side could defeat all. I introduced him to the Light Bringer."
Dr. Manhattan
"Whilst you were igniting your saber, I stopped your father's heart before he met your mother."
Doctor Who
"The Force you say? Met a lot of them in my time. In most people's times. Never lasted really. Not after the Daleks got hold of the Dark Side."
Blake's 7
ORBIT CONFIRMED. JEDI COUNCIL MEETING ON NEARBY MOON.
"Tell me why we're doing this Avon?"
"So you can forget it again? Blake is meeting up with some Rebels nearby to eliminate some sort of Death Planet that the Federation are using."
"A Death Planet? How are we going to fight that?"
"We're not. Orac and the Teleporters will."
In most realms, the main heroes will win due to the writers picking holes in "The Force."
if you ask me any average RPG guy wich can do magic the can deflect a blaster bolt but not a fire/ice/lightning/poison/water/what ever spell
so my answer is yes
if already posted srry i was to lazy to read 6 more pages
so my answer is yes
if already posted srry i was to lazy to read 6 more pages
I would have to say they would own anything in hand-to-hand, but as soon as a few machine guns come along, they might as well cut themselfs a hole in the gound to die!