Poll: Karma is a *****

[Lukeje]

*Codpiece in place*

...even though I have no idea how you were going to do a "Groin-Attack" through the internet.

That's because you doubt my powers as God.
Soon you shall know the full extent of your folly.

I will groin attack you so hard, your father will become sterile before you were conceived.
Causality means nothing to the all-mighty groin attack!

You say that, but I've not yet seen any example of your "God-like" powers. So I say, bring it on!

 

[Charli]

I have seen it in action but I have also seen it fail.

I mean how do you attribute karma to a 3month old baby dying... (please don't answer, this debate has raged on before)

Truth is, I'm not sure. Somthing big happened recently to pique my belief in it again, but I'm still doubtful. Still it's nice to point at the people who DID do this nasty thing to me and smugly proclaim; 'Kaaarmaa biiiaaatch'

 

[Lukeje]

You say that, but I've not yet seen any example of your "God-like" powers. So I say, bring it on!

I need you to believe in my powers before I can use them on you.
It's really restrictive.

What a pity; I was hoping for a display of God-like wrath.

 

[Charli]

Maybe he was an asshole?

I heard he be holdin' up nurserys with crayola dawg.

 

[Hiphophippo]

People get what they deserve. Just not always when we want them to get it.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Huhhh, not really. If I do bad things, bad things happen to me. If I do good things, bad things happen to me.
But I left my ex for my new fella and I recently found out he's flirting with other girls, so perhaps that is karma biting me in the bum

 

[Disaster Button]

I always get stuck when it comes to Karma, as it could all just be put down to coincidence. But I like to believe it is Karma as it allows good jokes to be made.

 

[slipknot4]

I don't rly believe in anything supernatural

 

[KurtzGallahad]

I'm more of a fan of Darma (Poetic Justice) since in karma you won't know your being punished because your reincarnation doesn't have your memories.