Poll: Kicked in the balls survey

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Yes but not for a good while. you develop a reflex. A couple of times at work I've had guys try to grab my scrotum and twist. It's one of the reasons I always wear loose pants at work.

On a similar topic only today in a hurry to go to training I accidentally caught a small piece of myself in my zip leaving the bathroom.

No lie, I was paralysed in pain for about ten minutes. All I could do was alternate between pleading for my girlfriend to come in and help me and scream swearwords at the uncaring universe.

 

[Abomination]

I took a punt to my nuts once and I threw up almost 3 seconds after.

It was horrible.

***** kicked me because I called her one for cutting in a line.

Thankfully it was an "open foot" kick and not the toe of her shoes so the damage was spread over a wider area.

The folks in the line told her to get the fuck out after she did that.

Every other time has been an accident. Say a ruck in rugby or an unexpected ball-on-ball encounter in some other sport.

 

[Odbarc]

I've accidentally punched myself in the balls masturbating.
I've had a dog 'scratch/punch' me in the balls by being too excited/stupid.
I've had non-kicked related incidental strikes to my balls.

Never a deliberate kick.

 

[DugMachine]

Never kicked but I've been punched in the balls on a few occasions.

 

[Drummodino]

I've never been kicked in the balls but...

Sisters can be cruel. Little sisters who can't physically overpower you tend to fight dirty. My balls suffered as a result.

I'm guilty of that.

You monster!

 

[volcanblade]

I haven't been kicked so much as had a baseball hit me there. When I was little, the coach would stand in front of the pitcher and throw for practice and I had the luck of him standing completely in front of me and jumping out of the way of a line ball. I didn't get to move...

 

[-Dragmire-]

A few glancing blows but never a direct hit. I seem to have been much luckier than many in this thread.

 

[Daniel Janhagen]

I have been flicked in the balls, in the locker room after PE (I was probably 13-14). It hurt like hell, but I don't think there was any malice behind it. The guy was just curious about what would happen.

captcha: half inch - Ok, I know don't have the biggest banana of the bunch, but come on!

 

[VanQ]

I was kicked there once in grade 5 on purpose by a bitchy classmate I was teasing.
I was kicked a second time by my little sister on accident while we were play wrestling when we were kids. Spoiler alert: She won that round.

Seriously, I think it hurt more than when I broke my arm and when I dislocated my shoulder combined. That feeling you get in your stomach, the way your legs turn to jelly and the way your mind goes blank and your whole body begins to burn up is tremendously traumatizing.

Seriously ladies, NEVER kick a man in the nads unless it's your absolute last resort. We aren't lying when we tell you it's the worst kind of physical pain you can inflict upon a man.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

No, but i have had my balls( back when i had two) hit by various things other than a foot. Like a soccer ball , a football, a basketball , a persons head ( yes i got headbutted in the balls). However all by accident . I had a girl try and kick my in the balls . She failed and got slapped.

Back when you had two? Care to share the story?

Not a perticularly interesting story . It's nothing cool like i was bull fighting and took one to the nuts . Basically my left testicle twisted on itself when i was 13. What this means was no more oxygen was going to my testicle. I went to the hospital , and they didn't know what was wrong. They sent me home and told me to wait it out. The next day it got worst , and i went back . They took x-rays of my balls and saw the left one was dead and had to be removed in surgery. It was the worst pain i ever felt to be honest.

Worst part was losing my nut at 13 was a big blow to my self esteem and i avoided girls and sex for my entire highschool life . It was only after i turned 18 , lost my virginity , had a few sexual partners , realiesed that most girls didn't notice or didn't care that i had 1 testicle , that i stopped being afraid to have sex.

Now it's no big deal , i don't even think about it anymore .

Huh, yeah I heard that's a thing that could happen. Kinda sucks, sorry to hear that.

 

[Hawkeye21]

Well I've been doing tae-kwon-do for 7 years when I was a teenager, and sometimes sabum nim would put me to spar with one particular wicked girl who favored all kinda attacks on my crotch (although rules of tae-kwon-do expressly forbid it). After being hit in the balls about a dozen times I've developed a pretty effective defense. Never again have my balls been in danger.

Not a perticularly interesting story . It's nothing cool like i was bull fighting and took one to the nuts . Basically my left testicle twisted on itself when i was 13. What this means was no more oxygen was going to my testicle. I went to the hospital , and they didn't know what was wrong. They sent me home and told me to wait it out. The next day it got worst , and i went back . They took x-rays of my balls and saw the left one was dead and had to be removed in surgery. It was the worst pain i ever felt to be honest.

Yeah, if I remember correctly, this condition is called testicular torsion. It's kinda fucked up that doctors didn't know what it was, since it is textbook for first thing you should check for when patient is experiencing acute testicular pain. I would sue the bastard that suggested to "wait it out".

 

[Zhukov]

Kicked in the balls?

Nope.

I have however been punched, kneed, elbowed, hit with a hockey stick and, on one memorable occasion, bitten. So I'd say that makes up for it.

 

[Mr Fixit]

I've been kicked, punched, slapped, kneed, elbowed, stepped on, hit with a drumstick(not the chicken kind), flicked, had a belt strap nearly kill me on one of those slingshot rides, hit with a plastic shovel, had darts thrown at them, had a baseball dropped on them, I've had small children that merely wanted a hug damn near cripple me with a headbutt to the crotch... ANd I'm sure I've forgotten or blocked out more examples. Just a couple of weeks ago I nearly hit the ground, when a girl I was walking with tripped & grabbed for me, well she grabbed for my balls, thankfully she didn't squeeze.

I promise you I am not one of those idiots on the net that does this stuff on purpose, all of those have been accidents or someone else wishing me harm. I'll be amazed if I ever have kids at this point.

 

[Evil Smurf]

In PE at school I had sporting accidents, yeah, awful stuff

 

[Jenvas1306]

Uhh I do remember that pain... getting kicked in elementary or getting hit by a ball in PE several times over the years.
Well but thats fixed now permanently.
no gonads, no trouble

 

[Glongpre]

Yea a bunch. The worst has been during kickboxing sparring without a cup, low kick to the gonads. Yowza.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Me and a friend of mine had an on going war of hurting eachother in class without the teacher seeing. I kneed him in the balls and he punched me in the balls. And I once took a grape fruit to my area. Neither of these experiences were pleasant.

 

[Leemaster777]

Oh HELL YES I have been kicked in the balls.

My sister has a fun game she likes to play... the "kick Lee in the balls" game. Sometimes, at total random, she'll just kick me in the balls for no particular reason at all.

I'm usually pretty good about blocking it, but every once in awhile, she'll get a good shot in.

Sisters can be cruel. Little sisters who can't physically overpower you tend to fight dirty. My balls suffered as a result.

I feel your pain, my friend. I feel it... in my crotch.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I don't recall any deliberate kicks, but I've certainly taken a hit or two. They're too painful not to keep count.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

Yep a whole lot of times. In sport, general horseplay and as vengeance. I have been on the giving end a few times as well. Most times it's been playing rugby too. Had my knob stood on a month back. Nothing was as painful as a shot to the gonads with a rapidly moving sliothár