"People are sick bastards" - Jhonen Vasquez
"You´re Just ten pounds of shit in a five pound man" - Queens of the stone age
So i think its more believable that mankind evolved from monkeys, Because god would never create some creature who has the natural instinct of doing the seven deadly sins, so he could look down from heaven and say "Those silly humans are killing, Raping and Destroying my beloved creation...I forgive them, its not like i worked hard on this planet i gave them"