Poll: Mass Effect 3 - Ashley got Hot! (Also, see Kaiden)

[MiracleOfSound]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her

Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.

That sounded like a proposition

 

[OctoH]

As of my vote, there was one person that put the Kaiden option...that was me. Oh well. The re-skin is not bad, but I found the other characters more compelling. (Ahem. Garrus.)

 

[Souplex]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her

Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.
Edit: LI=Love Interest

Sorry, but your girlfriend was intentionally written without redeeming character traits just to see if people would go after her and defend her.

 

[Souplex]

I can'y believe my poll got messed up. My options where going top be

1 - Oooh ya!
2- Meh, I'm with Lawson
3- I bump helmets with Tali
4- Blues for me, Liara
5 - Is Kaiden gay yet?

You can edit your poll by editing your original post. And you need a poll option for the people who notice that they made her look much worse. She used to be hot. Now...

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her

Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.

That sounded like a proposition

Spoiler

You want an early grave? I've handled big stupid jellyfish that were tougher than you.

 

[Gennadios]

The Miranda hairdo just doesn't work on her, she looks more like a recent divorcee made up to go on the prowl. She was much more attractive as a tomboy.

Not that it really matters to me, when it came down to it, Kaidan was an only child with no offspring whereas Ash had sisters, it was my duty as a commander to choose him.

And then I met the bastard in ME2 and he gave me the oddest, least welcome semi-gay speech I've ever heard. Jeez, I thought we were close, but NOT like that.

 

[Worgen]

and yet I still dont care that I let her get killed off

 

[ZeroMachine]

That doesn't look like her... like... at all...

Eh =/ I hate massive character redesigns...

 

[MarsProbe]

Well, that doesn't really look much like Ashley (okay, maybe a bit), but really, unless she's stopped being a total spanner, I can still leave her.

Also, poll choice: Blue's for me!

 

[Phlakes]

Looks like she got a few dozen Botox treatments and silicone implants. I don't like it. Hopefully this isn't the finalized design.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her

Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.
Edit: LI=Love Interest

Sorry, but your girlfriend was intentionally written without redeeming character traits just to see if people would go after her and defend her.

Really? Is she any less 3-dimensional than Tali or Miranda? I fail to see how.

 

[Shock and Awe]

I say thumbs down on this. Part of the reason I loved the character was because it was one of the most realistic presentations of a female marine in a game that actually went into detail. Now she is all dolled up like Miranda? Fuck, they better not change her personality or I will be pissed.

 

[Laser Priest]

And yet Garrus is still more attractive.

Just sayin'

Also, can we launch certain people out of an airlock *couchJackcough*

 

[Venatio]

I can'y believe my poll got messed up. My options where going top be

1 - Oooh ya!
2- Meh, I'm with Lawson
3- I bump helmets with Tali
4- Blues for me, Liara
5 - Is Kaiden gay yet?

You can edit your poll by editing your original post. And you need a poll option for the people who notice that they made her look much worse. She used to be hot. Now...

I've tried, gone in edited and posted, but it remained whenver I went in to look.

 

[Some_Jackass]

Now she lets her hair down? Didnt seem to cross her mind to do that when I knocked boots with her in ME1. Left her for Tali first chance I got.

Might be awkward when those two meet in ME3.

 

[Souplex]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her

Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.
Edit: LI=Love Interest

Sorry, but your girlfriend was intentionally written without redeeming character traits just to see if people would go after her and defend her.

Really? Is she any less 3-dimensional than Tali or Miranda? I fail to see how.

Than Tali, no. Tali just had redeeming qualities. Miranada had depth though. She wasn't that great though... I just wanted to put the moves on Kaisumi. But no, she was busy obsessing over her dead boyfriend and Jacob.

 

[Venatio]

Than Tali, no. Tali just had redeeming qualities. Miranada had depth though. She wasn't that great though... I just wanted to put the moves on Kaisumi. But no, she was busy obsessing over her dead boyfriend and Jacob.

Future Japanese techno-theives are like that, not to sound racist of course.

 

[CrashBang]

Suddenly I am very happy I left Kaiden to die on Virmire.....

Ditto. Although, my virtual heart belongs to Liara so this doesn't matter to me so much. Also, Ashley's a twat

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her

Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.
Edit: LI=Love Interest

Sorry, but your girlfriend was intentionally written without redeeming character traits just to see if people would go after her and defend her.

Really? Is she any less 3-dimensional than Tali or Miranda? I fail to see how.

Than Tali, no. Tali just had redeeming qualities. Miranada had depth though. She wasn't that great though... I just wanted to put the moves on Kaisumi. But no, she was busy obsessing over her dead boyfriend and Jacob.

When Cerberus betrays me, I can rest assured she has my back. And yes, I found Kasumi not being a LI to be odd. Never understood the love for a character that was essentially a Quarian Encyclopedia in 1, myself.

 

[vrbtny]

Suddenly I am very happy I left Kaiden to die on Virmire.....

Ditto. Although, my virtual heart belongs to Liara so this doesn't matter to me so much. Also, Ashley's a twat

Yeah.... but she doesn't have big fake Breasts like Ashley does now....