Poll: Mass Effect 3 - Ashley got Hot! (Also, see Kaiden)

RedEyesBlackGamer

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Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her :D
Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.
Edit: LI=Love Interest
Sorry, but your girlfriend was intentionally written without redeeming character traits just to see if people would go after her and defend her.
Really? Is she any less 3-dimensional than Tali or Miranda? I fail to see how.
Than Tali, no. Tali just had redeeming qualities. Miranada had depth though. She wasn't that great though... I just wanted to put the moves on Kaisumi. But no, she was busy obsessing over her dead boyfriend and Jacob.
When Cerberus betrays me, I can rest assured she has my back. And yes, I found Kasumi not being a LI to be odd. Never understood the love for a character that was essentially a Quarian Encyclopedia in 1, myself.
 

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CrashBang said:
vrbtny said:
Suddenly I am very happy I left Kaiden to die on Virmire.....
Ditto. Although, my virtual heart belongs to Liara so this doesn't matter to me so much. Also, Ashley's a twat
Yeah.... but she doesn't have big fake Breasts like Ashley does now....
 

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vrbtny said:
CrashBang said:
vrbtny said:
Suddenly I am very happy I left Kaiden to die on Virmire.....
Ditto. Although, my virtual heart belongs to Liara so this doesn't matter to me so much. Also, Ashley's a twat
Yeah.... but she doesn't have big fake Breasts like Ashley does now....
Agreed. Liara looked amazing in LotSB. Her redesign was great. Still remained single in 1, though.
 

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Well, she's definately more aesthetically appealing, didn't have a remote interest in appearance in ME1. However, I still don't care for her xenophobic personality and at any rate Miranda and Thane are both sexier than her.
 

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She looks like she's on the wrong end of the uncanny valley to me. Those dead eyes... ewwww.

Also, my Shep loves Miranda's booty. He's an ass man.
 

Souplex

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RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her :D
Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.
Edit: LI=Love Interest
Sorry, but your girlfriend was intentionally written without redeeming character traits just to see if people would go after her and defend her.
Really? Is she any less 3-dimensional than Tali or Miranda? I fail to see how.
Than Tali, no. Tali just had redeeming qualities. Miranada had depth though. She wasn't that great though... I just wanted to put the moves on Kaisumi. But no, she was busy obsessing over her dead boyfriend and Jacob.
When Cerberus betrays me, I can rest assured she has my back. And yes, I found Kasumi not being a LI to be odd. Never understood the love for a character that was essentially a Quarian Encyclopedia in 1, myself.
Even Miranda has your back when you do the Paragon ending and give Cerberus the finger. She's attached to surviving, succeeding, and making the universe a better place, not Cerberus. Cerberus was just a means to that end.
Jack is just a violent hedonist.
Tali is actually the most racist ME1 companion with her pro-slavery pro-genocide agenda.
It's because Bioware fans will go after anything slightly cute we saw it with that idiot Merril in DA2 recently.
It is also kind of creepy that Tali was set up to feel like something of a little-sister figure.
 

Saerain

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Yes, she's now a prettier person that I loathe more than any villain in the series thus far. Yay?
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her :D
Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.
Edit: LI=Love Interest
Sorry, but your girlfriend was intentionally written without redeeming character traits just to see if people would go after her and defend her.
Really? Is she any less 3-dimensional than Tali or Miranda? I fail to see how.
Than Tali, no. Tali just had redeeming qualities. Miranada had depth though. She wasn't that great though... I just wanted to put the moves on Kaisumi. But no, she was busy obsessing over her dead boyfriend and Jacob.
When Cerberus betrays me, I can rest assured she has my back. And yes, I found Kasumi not being a LI to be odd. Never understood the love for a character that was essentially a Quarian Encyclopedia in 1, myself.
Even Miranda has your back when you do the Paragon ending and give Cerberus the finger. She's attached to surviving, succeeding, and making the universe a better place, not Cerberus. Cerberus was just a means to that end.
Jack is just a violent hedonist.
Tali is actually the most racist ME1 companion with her pro-slavery pro-genocide agenda.
It's because Bioware fans will go after anything slightly cute we saw it with that idiot Merril in DA2 recently.
It is also kind of creepy that Tali was set up to feel like something of a little-sister figure.
It is unsettling how many people would happily commit genocide for Tali. Which is why my Shep chews her out at every turn because of her views. I don't know why I hooked up with Jack. I was rping and it just happened. Her loyalty mission got to me.
 

Souplex

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RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Souplex said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her :D
Me and you in the parking lot behind my favorite store on the Citadel. No one disses my girlfriend.
Edit: LI=Love Interest
Sorry, but your girlfriend was intentionally written without redeeming character traits just to see if people would go after her and defend her.
Really? Is she any less 3-dimensional than Tali or Miranda? I fail to see how.
Than Tali, no. Tali just had redeeming qualities. Miranada had depth though. She wasn't that great though... I just wanted to put the moves on Kaisumi. But no, she was busy obsessing over her dead boyfriend and Jacob.
When Cerberus betrays me, I can rest assured she has my back. And yes, I found Kasumi not being a LI to be odd. Never understood the love for a character that was essentially a Quarian Encyclopedia in 1, myself.
Even Miranda has your back when you do the Paragon ending and give Cerberus the finger. She's attached to surviving, succeeding, and making the universe a better place, not Cerberus. Cerberus was just a means to that end.
Jack is just a violent hedonist.
Tali is actually the most racist ME1 companion with her pro-slavery pro-genocide agenda.
It's because Bioware fans will go after anything slightly cute we saw it with that idiot Merril in DA2 recently.
It is also kind of creepy that Tali was set up to feel like something of a little-sister figure.
It is unsettling how many people would happily commit genocide for Tali. Which is why my Shep chews her out at every turn because of her views. I don't know why I hooked up with Jack. I was rping and it just happened. Her loyalty mission got to me.
I'm sorry Tali, your people's struggles are interesting and all, but you brought it on yourself. I don't care that you've been set up to be space-Jews. You failed to listen to Optimus Prime.

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
Having a tragic past doesn't excuse you acting like an asshole at every opportunity.
 

NickCaligo42

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The... hell? That's a pretty huge jump in appearance, isn't it? If you hadn't told me it was Ashley I wouldn't have known. You know, being that she has a different hair color, different facial structure, different... everything. This is like all those cartoons where they change voice actors mid-show and hope you don't notice. Except they did it with physical actors.

I'm a little torn. On one hand Ashley was a great big pile of bland in the first game, just about out-blanding every Bioware-bland human character that ever blanded up the screen. I had a debate with a friend once over whether she or Tali was the bland "nice girl" Aeris-equivalent of the game, and we ended up agreeing that Ashley was too bland to be classified under even that. As such, part of me feels that ANYTHING they do to her character design could only be an improvement if only to leave some kind of an impression.

The other part clearly recognizes that this is definitely not the same person. The nose is off, her hair's obviously the wrong color, hell, she doesn't look like the same nationality. :\ Obviously they're trying to fill in Miranda's spot on the team from ME2, the trouble being that they're so not the same character and this Ashley looks like anything but a Gunnery Chief. At least I could believe that much about the original character design, what with the red-and-white color scheme and the no-nonsense lack of lip gloss and all.

I don't know. This all seems a little bit pandering and condescending to me. It seems like Bioware's started to slip up ever since they started thinking about every character from the perspective of who the player might want to shag.
 

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kay, she looks more like a hooker than miranda does now. didnt think bioware had the balls to redesign the hardcore military chick with 3 pounds of makeup, hairspray, and silicon, but there you go.

never liked her anyway. like her even less now. then again its probably a ploy to get us to buy the alternate costume pack where she doesnt look like a prostitute.
 

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she looks worse, but it's nice that they can have slightly longer hair, and it doesn't matter anyways.
 

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RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.
 

vrbtny

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NickCaligo42 said:
It seems like Bioware's started to slip up ever since they started thinking about every character from the perspective of who the player might want to shag.
It's a pretty solid marketing decision. As Yahtzee stated, Bioware announcing Mass Effect(the original) had sex in it probably boosted sales by 90% Bioware just want to continue that trend...
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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Paksenarrion said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
No, no, I disagree. I am hoping they give Grunt and Garrus DA2 breast implants.

Also, the Reapers. I want to see my sentient starships sporting massive...shield generators.
Dominatrix Reapers? Hmmmm. Throw in some Hanar and you have the start of a...promising game.
 

NickCaligo42

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vrbtny said:
NickCaligo42 said:
It seems like Bioware's started to slip up ever since they started thinking about every character from the perspective of who the player might want to shag.
It's a pretty solid marketing decision. As Yahtzee stated, Bioware announcing Mass Effect(the original) had sex in it probably boosted sales by 90% Bioware just want to continue that trend...
Not really. :\ Mass Effect actually hasn't done any better than any of their other games. About 2-3.5 million units shipped per game, so far, and for the expense of development that's actually a bit low for them.