Poll: Mass Effect 3 - Ashley got Hot! (Also, see Kaiden)

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Moonlight Butterfly

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Ava Elzbieta said:
xXxJessicaxXx said:
Ashley's dead in my game. Kaiden will never drag me away from staring longingly at Joker though maybe I can get a snog in before EDI fires me out the airlock :<
Shepard: It waaaas woooorth iiiiiit. *falls towards planet*
Miranda: Aww not again!
*hands over badge, trophy, and pics of Seth Green*
You = winner!
Yay :3 *hugs prizes while wearing Joker Bioware hat*
I just noticed your avatar lol that's the most awesome thing ever xD
 

AndyFromMonday

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I disagree that character in ME2 don't behave like real people, however. Jack was a psycho and obvious Richard B. Riddick gender swap, but her character was pretty interesting and has some depth. And okay, maybe Garrus has taken a few pages from the Dirty Harry book, but he was like that even in Mass Effect 1.

Finally, Samara is an amazingly believable character with a fascinating past. Sure, her past contains elements (like alien vampires) which are purely fantastical, but her character feels real. The way she reacts to things shows both her understanding and acceptance of who she is, but also the arrogance which comes with her exalted station in Asari society.

Anyway, no worries. I never romanced Ashley in my main ME file. She's alive, sure, but she's off kickin' it somewhere.
That's my problem with the game. Every character has become "grittier" and the game itself is basically a corridor shooter with uninteresting environments and for some reason full of the colour red(orange?). Grittier does not mean more realistic nor does it mean better. It works in Gears of War because most of the times it's just plain silly. Here, it's just plain stupid.

The game wasn't all bad. Certain missions were good(and by that I mean the recruiting and the side missions because, again, the main mission was absolute shit). Yes, Jack was interesting. In fact, she was the only real character with actual problems in the game in my opinion. I don't know what to say about Samara. I didn't exactly pay that much attention to her. You're right about Garrus though.
 

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Damnit kaiden.. why did you have to be so awesome in ME1.. Why couldn't you have just been anoying like ashley was so id have let you die on Virmire.. then i could have THAT in ME3.. You bastard kaiden..
 

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Okay, fuck Ashley. New Kaidan is seriously hot (pity he's straight)..

manythings said:
Those look like B's to me about the same as in the other appearances.
Just because it's a pet peeve.

The cup size, or 'letter' in someone's bra size is not an indication in and of itself as to how big their breasts are. Theoretically it is, but actually 34B is not the same as 38B. There is no equation for it, it's based on the most common fits for different body types, not on a strict mathematical progression.

Different manufacturers also have different scales.

I agree though. What's changed is that they seem to have added underwiring to her armour, which looks a bit silly and probably isn't the best protection (I mean, what happens if she gets shot in the crease?).
 

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Kaidan as always for my femshep. I like the revamp. This is good. Also, I want to see ash from a different angle... this one is kind of odd. Also, the facial expression is very non-Ashley. I'm sure it will be good.
 

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Will be nice to have kaidan back on the Normandy so he and my male shepard can share those akward homoerotic talks in the hallway again.
 

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None of the crew seem to fit my bastard shepard. I though Jack was a nice psycho but she turned out an emo whiny *****. Hopefully there's a good new character, otherwise it'll just be lap dances from Kelly.

The only female I left alive is Morinth, so..

Edit: how bout Kasumi? Thought she was the coolest anyway
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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AndyFromMonday said:
Every character has become "grittier"
I think they did that on purpose to show you how your death had an effect on your followers, even little sister Tali has grown up in your absence. Garrus couldn't function as just a cop anymore. Joker got grounded which is probably the worst thing that could happen to him. (presumably becuase he didnt obey orders?). Liara became a sneaky member of the underworld to get your body back. I think it's meant to have a depressive effect on you. It's been 5 mins for you but 2 years for everyone else.

As for that Ashley pic if they don't give my female Shepard a choice of hair like that they can save the universe themselves...
 

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AndyFromMonday said:
Ashley looks like shit. I can't believe Bioware abandoned the realistically looking models in the first game in favor of the eye candy bullshit that was what from now on shall be called the Miranda model. She looks like a tramp for fucks sake. In Mass Effect 1, characters looked and behaved like marginally real people. In Mass Effect 2 literally the entire cast feels like it's been picked up from a fucking Bond movie. They don't look nor behave like real persons. In Mass Effect 3 everyone seems to have given in to the "Jersey Shore" fuckfest.

Kaidan looks like a douchebag. Yeah, he looked like a frat cocky little shit in the first game but here they somehow managed to up the douche tenfold. Unbelievable.

This is looking more and more like what happened to the Dragon Age series. I'm not giving one penny to those assholes. Fuck Bioware and an especially big fuck you to EA.
I'm sure they're weeping for the loss of your business. That's the exact same face except her hair is let down and she has a pushup bra on. That's pretty much a girl on a date. Also the woman that is the face, voice and model for Miranda looks like that in real life, she is pretty damn hot.

evilthecat said:
Okay, fuck Ashley. New Kaidan is seriously hot (pity he's straight)..

manythings said:
Those look like B's to me about the same as in the other appearances.
Just because it's a pet peeve.

The cup size, or 'letter' in someone's bra size is not an indication in and of itself as to how big their breasts are. Theoretically it is, but actually 34B is not the same as 38B. There is no equation for it, it's based on the most common fits for different body types, not on a strict mathematical progression.

Different manufacturers also have different scales.

I agree though. What's changed is that they seem to have added underwiring to her armour, which looks a bit silly and probably isn't the best protection (I mean, what happens if she gets shot in the crease?).
Well that is two different sets of issues. There's a difference between "ZOMG! TRIPLE D HOOTERS EVERYWHERE" and somewhat impractical clothing. It's no different than anything I'd see in a given Sci-fi movie so I consider it par for the course. Nothing I'm ever going to get worked up over in a good or bad way.
 

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MiracleOfSound said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
MiracleOfSound said:
Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her :D
I'd be more pissed if there is no Thane.. D:

And those are some big tracts of land.. god-damn it. ¬¬


ToAsTy McBuTTeR said:
so me and ONE other dude like jack...

and i will be unhappy if i find out that this other's reasoning was cause she doesn't wear a shirt.

i guess i'm the only one who likes women with MASSIVE issues.
Hey, I liked her too!
 

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xXxJessicaxXx said:
I think they did that on purpose to show you how your death had an effect on your followers, even little sister Tali has grown up in your absence. Garrus couldn't function as just a cop anymore. Joker got grounded which is probably the worst thing that could happen to him. (presumably becuase he didnt obey orders?). Liara became a sneaky member of the underworld to get your body back. I think it's meant to have a depressive effect on you. It's been 5 mins for you but 2 years for everyone else.

But it's just to gritty. It's gotten to the point where it's just plain silly.


manythings said:
That's pretty much a girl on a date.
Seriously? Are you telling me all this time women have been wearing skin tight leather suits on dates? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN DATING THEN?! Also, since when did women constantly wear push up bras? The ONLY ones I've seen doing so are the kind of girls I'd associate with the word "*****" and I mean that in every sense of the word.


manythings said:
Also the woman that is the face, voice and model for Miranda looks like that in real life, she is pretty damn hot.
That has nothing to do with.... anything.


Also, it's just as I thought. The game is turning more and more into a highly sexualized action movie. Great! Let's rejoice!