Poll: Maximum Children Allowed per Couple

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Bara_no_Hime

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DVS BSTrD said:
Just one thing: how would classes be assigned and how would they be "enforced"?
People would choose to sign up for approved classes. Again, just like a driver's class - you have to take a driving class first and bring in documents saying that you passed the class. There would likely be government run classes, but there'd also be private classes certified to teach the same thing. If it goes like driving classes, then the private ones would be faster and (often) better than the government ones, but also more expensive.

On enforcement - well, an individual can't turn off their implant. They'd have to get it deactivated. If an individual doesn't have the proper documentation, then the professionals won't deactivate it.
 

Grant Stackhouse

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It stands to reason that the population should continue to expand. There is a lot of space in the universe left to fill. Thus far, we haven't even managed to fill up our own planet after millenia of trying. Utterly shameful.

Right now, somewhere in space, there is an empire of evil aliens whose population numbers in the quintillions. How can we ever hope to kick their asses with our dinky population as it stands right now?

My vote: A minimum birthrate of 13 children per couple. (And more funding for our space program.)
 

The Rookie Gamer

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Well aren't we all feeling cheery and lovely today.
Welcome to the escapist! Where lovely members advocate forced population control! Whoo!
Welcome to the escapist, where we hate the government for criminalizing piracy of video games and movies, but would love it for them to forcibly sterilize a significant portion of the population.
What are you, crazy? Video games matter so much more than children. Seriously, they have such an expensive subscription and time dedication if you want to level them up with proper stat growth.

OT; Limiting children reminds me of what I thought as an angsty 13 year old. Heck, do you think most first world countries will stand for it without some implementation of martial law?
 

Rule Britannia

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I am the third youngest of four :S Guess I didn't make the cut.

I think it's weird to have more than 5 children, my parents thought 3 was enough :S...My younger sister is not a particular household favourite...
 

Henkie36

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The world is becoming too full, and all couples should only be allowed one child and for the other nob-ins, there are still those things called condoms...
 

Virus0015

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Or we could use our land better.
[http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2010/04/15/cartograms/]
You might think 'uhh... what about Russia?'
Well, that map warps countries based on the population compared to land. Russia and Canada are squished up because they have a lot of unused land.
Vast areas of Russia, Canada, Australia etc. are "under utilized" for a reason.
 

DAPLR

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This is stupid...wheres the 'To each their own' poll? I picked 4+ because I'm not, nor does anyone, have the right to say how many babies can be born.
 

DAPLR

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What the fucks up with that map!?
Virus0015 said:
TrilbyWill said:
Or we could use our land better.
[http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2010/04/15/cartograms/]
You might think 'uhh... what about Russia?'
Well, that map warps countries based on the population compared to land. Russia and Canada are squished up because they have a lot of unused land.
Vast areas of Russia, Canada, Australia etc. are "under utilized" for a reason.
 

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I think people that wish to have more than two children should be legally obligated to adopt, and failure to do so would be met with fines that go toward programs centered around the adoption of children, since that family couldn't be bothered.

Pro-choice, violation of rights, squawk whatever objection you want; there are too many people knocking each other up like it's a fucking production line, and way too many kids that are going to die alone and unloved because of that selfishness and/or carelessness. It's not the kids' fault, and they shouldn't be punished for it.
 

ElPatron

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Except that is a complete and utter lie. What the western world has a problem with is the exact opposite; too few children, leading to a crisis of too few young people to pay for too many pensioners. To say that we have a problem with overpopulation isn't just stretching the truth, it's a downright lie.
Ok Ok... so because there are tooo many old people we need more young people? (...) I wont respond to anything past this you are clearly dumb.
Says the person with no clue on how population works. You can just admit you had a silly idea instead of insulting people.

Henkie36 said:
The world is becoming too full
No it's not. Some areas have very wide populational density, but the world is not full at all.
 

scw55

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2 biological children, and if you want more adopt/foster. That's what I am going to do if I marry a woman.
 

BNguyen

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For the sake of argument I'll say zero, at least for a decade or so. Let a decent chunk of our population die off before we insist on filling the gap to exceed the number of deaths.



As far as enforcement, obviously you can't. not without turning your government into a kind of totalitarian "big brother" state. So you just discourage breeding by increasing the incentive to the alternative. For example tax credits for households with no children. Decreasing returns for every child until the number of children in the household equals or exceeds the number of adults in the home.
So why should a family that has fewer children keep more of their paycheck than one that has let's say two more children? A family that has to pay higher taxes would eventually become homeless and/or living off of the government. either that or the stress rate would cause mental breakdowns and increase the amount of violence. Either way, a family that has more mouths to feed needs a bigger amount of money in order to survive even if the amount of people living in the same family was formed under less than reasonable means
By the same argument why should a person who has engaged in the relatively unimpressive act of procreating get to keep more of theirs? Why should we reward those who lack the foresight to make sure that they can take care of their families without additional assistance?
a person who has the bigger family needs more money than someone who lives alone. I'm willing to bet that if you had someone you wanted to take care of but lacked the resources because "hey, let's give more money to the lonely guy instead of mister/mrs.family over there simply because they have kids". People who have more mouths to feed, at least halfway decent ones, will work harder to bring home that much more, so we can't discriminate against them because they have one more kid than the next person.
 

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To me, it's not a matter of overpopulation, it's a matter of resource distribution. Quite frankly, there are too many useless people on earth. The 87 year old needing constant ICU care with no hope of recovery. The drug-dealing idiot with 12 kids collecting welfare. If you want to control population growth and at the same time stop the current trend of importing labor and the issue of the exponentially-increasing elderly population.
 

Hairetos

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Elcarsh said:
Melopahn said:
Id say do 1 per couple for the next 25 years, then bump it up to 2! We need lower the population a little and let the current old generation (the ones that are all suffering from FAS) die a bit so we can straighten out the world. It will be easy to solve the worlds problems when all the elderly people born with brain damage gtfo.
Except that is a complete and utter lie. What the western world has a problem with is the exact opposite; too few children, leading to a crisis of too few young people to pay for too many pensioners. To say that we have a problem with overpopulation isn't just stretching the truth, it's a downright lie.
I'm not picking your post personally, but you mentioned an idea I wanted to springboard off of.

So as the population expands the number of elderly per generation increases. Thus, the population must continue to expand to provide youth to pay for the elderly unless we have absolutely no population growth or decay (equal elderly/youth for every generation, which won't probably happen). So is the population under this idea supposed to grow continually?

If that's the case, then what happens maybe centuries from now when the population continues to grow on finite space? Also, what happens when, inevitably, the population booms at a certain time? Won't the next generation have to be larger in order to accommodate them, as we're seeing with the post-war baby boomers in the United States right now? This sounds to me like a formula for ever-continuing and often rapid population growth.

Furthermore, people keep saying that we have plenty of space on this Earth for more people. My question is, how many people would want to live in the frozen wastes of northern Asia or the barren Sahara desert? Realistically, the Earth itself is only, what, 30% land? And how much of that is habitable? Furthermore, how much is comfortably habitable?

Isn't a more likely scenario that, under this plan, the population will continue to expand in places where the population density is already high rather than in places where we see room for expansion since cities already have many people to procreate? Are any of those desiring 3+ kids willing to move to the more "open" spaces? I personally doubt it.

From where I see it, the circumstance is bipolar: either we infinitely grow in places with already high population density or we cut population growth, accept the economic contraction for the pensioners, and then focus on having healthy, sustainable population growth with period contractions, which will be much more manageable if we limit growth speed, and have better management of our finite resources.

Or we flee to space.
 

FolkLikePanda

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Well if my plan of bringing about World Domination via my 50+ offspring all with stupid names (Miguel, Fargus, Clyde, Johnpaulgeorgeandringo, President, X etc.) but excel in their arranged professions (e.g. worlds best: footballer, bio-chemist, politician, hot-dog vendor etc.) is to have any chance of happening then I would demand to I be allowed as many offspring as I want!