I would yell over to the other person "Let's do it at the same time!", then "one, two, now!"
Or I would hit the button one-hundred twenty times per minute, ensuring victory either way. Or maybe... I hold the button down!
Although perhaps I would just look at the paper, and change what it says. How about, "The person holding the contest will lose if any button is pressed, and any other people shall leave without being harmed in any way." (I carry a pen everywhere I go) Then I would press the button and win. Remember, if nobody is enforcing the rules, change 'em!
Or I would hit the button one-hundred twenty times per minute, ensuring victory either way. Or maybe... I hold the button down!
Although perhaps I would just look at the paper, and change what it says. How about, "The person holding the contest will lose if any button is pressed, and any other people shall leave without being harmed in any way." (I carry a pen everywhere I go) Then I would press the button and win. Remember, if nobody is enforcing the rules, change 'em!