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Cowabungaa

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A vampire, because they are elegant, have style and are quite charming. Everything I aspire to be, basically.
 

Xero Scythe

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Xorghul said:
Xero Scythe said:
Xorghul said:
God. I mean, come on, what other monster has caused so much hate and war?

no, no, no, NO! i do NOT want a flame war on this thread!

bang.
Hahaha. It's already working. xD
actually, God did not cause war. rather, it is the humans, who believe that they have the true God and no-one else does, that cause all the pain and misery in the world.

now i am going to have to shoot myself.

closes eyes.
bang.
opens eyes, sees hole in wall right next to his head. no hole in head.

okay, now that's just wierd.
 

Xero Scythe

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i actually did not expect this thread to live for a month and accumulate 12 pages. this is pretty cool.
 

Haunted Serenity

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Incubbus...i mean come on. i'm a guy, guy's like sex, energy drinks are expensive, cheap fun alternative.

Plus the ladies love the demon...

actually it's just...a pet...name my wife...gave me...it stuck...
 

Haunted Serenity

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thepj said:
Xero Scythe said:
thepj said:
exuse me, has everyone forrgotten the Chaos Gods!?

Tzeentch the Chaos God of Change, Magic and endless schemes and plots shall unite his fellow Gods and their dark powers, they shall destroy this Cthulhu and turn all of his followers into followers of the allmighty Chaos! Then they shall over run the werewolves and vampires and demons and whatever else and finaly declare themselves lords of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(if a right hand position to the chaos gods is unavailable then I would be a huge tyranid beast. dakka dakka dakk dakka)
no, we had a chaos god somewhere in here. i think it was Az- something. someone said he was an idiot god.

then we had the yellow king and an outer one.
damn, i must read these threads before posting
Khorne...thats all
 

lenin_117

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xXGeckoXx said:
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B T A M R D said:
xXGeckoXx said:
Either Kamaitachi, the japanese scythe weasel.
By scythe weasel do you meen a weasel that carries around a scyth?
no, he means a weasel with scythes for hands.
OMG that is TWICE as badass as I thought!
Alas it isn't

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamaitachi
I do believe you just referenced wikipedia..... Oh dear.
 

I Stomp on Kittens

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xXGeckoXx said:
B T A M R D said:
Xero Scythe said:
B T A M R D said:
xXGeckoXx said:
Either Kamaitachi, the japanese scythe weasel.
By scythe weasel do you meen a weasel that carries around a scyth?
no, he means a weasel with scythes for hands.
OMG that is TWICE as badass as I thought!
Alas it isn't

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamaitachi
Damn... My reaction went from cool to HOLY HELL to meh
 

dietpeachsnapple

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Xero Scythe said:
dietpeachsnapple said:
With men
FallenJellyDoughnut said:
Incubus because it means sex... lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex... lots...
With men. Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sex... With men.

Not necessarily a bad thing, but when you think about who is ready to sell their soul for sex... I would wager a guess that it is men.
no no no, you have it wrong; incubuses and succubuses steal souls through sex in dreams. they enter the dreamworld to do so.
Ah, we have different perspectives on the incubus methodology. My apologies for the confusion.
 

dietpeachsnapple

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
dietpeachsnapple said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Xero Scythe said:
Grayjack72 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
I would be..
Cthulhu.
I agree with Hazy also.
i said demon. not unholy overlord. he is too damn overpowered.

Lies. It is simply mis-understood.
What? The same way cancer is misunderstood?

"Oh gods! It's eating my face so benevolently!"
Have you ever thought about how it must feel? It's probably the life of a party, and a very nice person deep down, but nobody seems to give a shit because.. well.. IT'S A BEAST.

[small]Come to think of it.. I may be over analyzing things a tad.[/small]
First, are you denying the alleged crimes against humanity as perpetrated by Cthulu and his followers?

Are we do deny the eating of faces?

The star spawn having started the God wars and driving the Elder Gods from the mainlands?

Secondly, when you are described as a lumbering mountain of grotesque hideousness, it is a bit difficult to get through the door for the party.

Yes, I am sure that it is a very nice octopus/dragon/demon deep down, but until he does a thing or two about hygiene, he isn't coming over for a beer.

(For the record, there is no such thing as 'analyzing too much'.)

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(except for chuck norris.)

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(He analyzes everything the same way: with a roundhouse kick to the face.)
 

Hazy

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dietpeachsnapple said:
First, are you denying the alleged crimes against humanity as perpetrated by Cthulu and his followers?

Are we do deny the eating of faces?

The star spawn having started the God wars and driving the Elder Gods from the mainlands?

Secondly, when you are described as a lumbering mountain of grotesque hideousness, it is a bit difficult to get through the door for the party.

Yes, I am sure that it is a very nice octopus/dragon/demon deep down, but until he does a thing or two about hygiene, he isn't coming over for a beer.

(For the record, there is no such thing as 'analyzing too much'.)

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(except for chuck norris.)

...

(He analyzes everything the same way: with a roundhouse kick to the face.)
Just to make sure you are aware, the above statements by me were intended to be comedic. Since we apply emotions through text here, on this wonderful scape known as "Teh Interwebz" I have no idea if you knew :D

Secondly: I disagree that there is no such thing as over-analyzing.

I see it all the time in my classes.
In there, when you're exposed to something much more difficult from the get-go, the simpler chores begin to strike up much more thought than they normally would.
 

dietpeachsnapple

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
dietpeachsnapple said:
First, are you denying the alleged crimes against humanity as perpetrated by Cthulu and his followers?

Are we do deny the eating of faces?

The star spawn having started the God wars and driving the Elder Gods from the mainlands?

Secondly, when you are described as a lumbering mountain of grotesque hideousness, it is a bit difficult to get through the door for the party.

Yes, I am sure that it is a very nice octopus/dragon/demon deep down, but until he does a thing or two about hygiene, he isn't coming over for a beer.

(For the record, there is no such thing as 'analyzing too much'.)

...

(except for chuck norris.)

...

(He analyzes everything the same way: with a roundhouse kick to the face.)
Just to make sure you are aware, the above statements by me were intended to be comedic. Since we apply emotions through text here, on this wonderful scape known as "Teh Interwebz" I have no idea if you knew :D

Secondly: I disagree that there is no such thing as over-analyzing.

I see it all the time in my classes.
In there, when you're exposed to something much more difficult from the get-go, the simpler chores begin to strike up much more thought than they normally would.
Ah, "BUT!" I would reply candidly, "From their perspective, cutting down on content time with insipid inanities is an entirely valid academic strategy, and although you do not subscribe to it, you cannot deny that it seems to serve them to the length and end of their intent. (That being to avoid learning as much as possible and still pass a class.)"