Poll: Monster
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Two ways of me interpreting that:dududf said:That's cute.xxhazyshadowsxx said:I would be..
Cthulhu.
A. An insult. Mocking my choice in favor of a better one (Which you will most likely name.)
Or
B. Sarcasm. Knowing that Cthulhu is probably the farthest thing from cute known to mankind.
Which shall it be?
Neitherxxhazyshadowsxx said:Two ways of me interpreting that:dududf said:That's cute.xxhazyshadowsxx said:I would be..
Cthulhu.
A. An insult. Mocking my choice in favor of a better one (Which you will most likely name.)
Or
B. Sarcasm. Knowing that Cthulhu is probably the farthest thing from cute known to mankind.
Which shall it be?
It actually is kinda cute, other then the whole "Oh shit it's the face of the end of the world" factor what with the wings and the whole "I'm the last (I hope) of my species, why won't you love me?" thing.
Don't get me wrong It'd bum fuck the entire planet in under 6.2391 seconds.
And it could only be more awsome if it fired acidic goo from it's tear ducts at near light speeds.
Oh and come on look above the tentacle mouth thing, and into it's eyes. Reminds me of a frog.
Ah, a secret option C then?dududf said:Neitherxxhazyshadowsxx said:Two ways of me interpreting that:dududf said:That's cute.xxhazyshadowsxx said:I would be..
Cthulhu.
A. An insult. Mocking my choice in favor of a better one (Which you will most likely name.)
Or
B. Sarcasm. Knowing that Cthulhu is probably the farthest thing from cute known to mankind.
Which shall it be?
It actually is kinda cute, other then the whole "Oh shit it's the face of the end of the world" factor what with the wings and the whole "I'm the last (I hope) of my species, why won't you love me?" thing.
Don't get me wrong It'd bum fuck the entire planet in under 6.2391 seconds.
And it could only be more awsome if it fired acidic goo from it's tear ducts at near light speeds.
Oh and come on look above the tentacle mouth thing, and into it's eyes. Reminds me of a frog.
Well played... Very well played...
when cornered select the option no one would suspectxxhazyshadowsxx said:Ah, a secret option C then?dududf said:Neitherxxhazyshadowsxx said:Two ways of me interpreting that:dududf said:That's cute.xxhazyshadowsxx said:I would be..
Cthulhu.
A. An insult. Mocking my choice in favor of a better one (Which you will most likely name.)
Or
B. Sarcasm. Knowing that Cthulhu is probably the farthest thing from cute known to mankind.
Which shall it be?
It actually is kinda cute, other then the whole "Oh shit it's the face of the end of the world" factor what with the wings and the whole "I'm the last (I hope) of my species, why won't you love me?" thing.
Don't get me wrong It'd bum fuck the entire planet in under 6.2391 seconds.
And it could only be more awsome if it fired acidic goo from it's tear ducts at near light speeds.
Oh and come on look above the tentacle mouth thing, and into it's eyes. Reminds me of a frog.
Well played... Very well played...
And Cthulu is so adorable you could sell some sort of "Hello Cthulu" dolls, with functioning death stares!
Just think of the profit... the animated series... the romantic novels... The romantic Comedies, and then near the end of it's life " Every body LOVES Cthulu " ahh... good times... good times.
I would be a wizard. No one seems to have said that. I could learn how to do all that stuff. Pretty much like being a super hero, but choosing whatever powers I want at what time. Plus it would give me something to do on my incredibly boring days after school.
Solar Exalt. True, calling them monsters wouldn't be technically correct (they're former humans turned into divine superweapons after all), but if witch is up there, I feel justified with this one.
But yeah, what's not cool about living for thousands of years, being able to make everyone obey your slightest request cheerfully via mind control, beating up horrors larger than time and space with little effort and looking cool doing it, reshaping reality on a local scale, deflecting the combined attack of every military on earth using only your toothbrush and getting MORE powerful the more badass you look?
But yeah, what's not cool about living for thousands of years, being able to make everyone obey your slightest request cheerfully via mind control, beating up horrors larger than time and space with little effort and looking cool doing it, reshaping reality on a local scale, deflecting the combined attack of every military on earth using only your toothbrush and getting MORE powerful the more badass you look?
hey, as long as it's not human, it's good in my books. what book are Solar Exalts from? it sounds interesting.conmag9 said: