We just turned this into the freakiest forum erotica since last week. Yay.NeutralDrow said:Leave my pole out of this.HateDread said:Well, uhm, ok. Curse you and your freaky pole.
We just turned this into the freakiest forum erotica since last week. Yay.NeutralDrow said:Leave my pole out of this.HateDread said:Well, uhm, ok. Curse you and your freaky pole.
Harry Potter isn't a myth. I hope that was a joke.Roundhousekickintheface said:Does Harry Potter count?
must...resist...that's what she said...joke...NeutralDrow said:Leave my pole out of this.HateDread said:Well, uhm, ok. Curse you and your freaky pole.
The FSM isn't a mythological hero. HE IS A GOD, don't make him strike you down with his noodly appendage.Infernai said:Unseriously: It would either be Kratos of GOW or the flying spaghetti monster
Seriously (my real answer): Beowolf. Cause he's awesome.
The fates certainly must've stubbed their toes when Odyssius was born and decided to punish him relentlessly, especially getting him lost for 10 years while throwing eligible men at his ever-faithful wife's feet non-stop.Vondrakenhof said:I'm gonna go for Odyssius (i think that's how it's spelled). The guy fought in the Trojan war and took about 10 years to get home. Got to be one of the unluckiest heroes ever.
This, and screw the movie with Angelina Jolie in it.Griever18 said:Beowulf.
I'm glad you did. Thinking about how that would make sense led to a frightening conclusion.traceur_ said:must...resist...that's what she said...joke...NeutralDrow said:Leave my pole out of this.HateDread said:Well, uhm, ok. Curse you and your freaky pole.
Gods...no. Their roles sometimes overlapped (especially the Norse ones, especially the wacky adventures of Thor and Loki), but I'm looking for the closer-to-human ones. Demigods are fine, like Gilgamesh, who is 2/3 god by a process I'm hesitant to speculate about.Do gods count? Because I think Loki is awesome, but he must have some really messed up sperm, he did a giant and somehow she gave birth to the world serpent, a giant wolf and a chick that's half decayed. He really is a prick but he's an awesome prick.