Poll: Naming Inanimate Objects

[Iron Mal]

Of course, I refer to the first shotgun I get in any shooting game as 'My *****'.

Other examples are as follows:

I call a wooden training sword I own 'my happy stick' (cookie for the reference).
My leather jacket is refered to as 'the coat of office'.
I named my guitar 'the Relic' (no real reason, it just sounded very heavy metal).

 

[Trivun]

Of course, I refer to the first shotgun I get in any shooting game as 'My *****'.

Other examples are as follows:

I call a wooden training sword I own 'my happy stick' (cookie for the reference).
My leather jacket is refered to as 'the coat of office'.
I named my guitar 'the Relic' (no real reason, it just sounded very heavy metal).

It's a Relic of Rock. Very Jack-Black-esque... I approve

"This is my favourite gun. I call her Vera..."

Bloody hell, I seem to have become obsessed in the last few minutes with quoting cool stuff. Anyway, I don't give objects names or anything, but I've heard of some funny ones before. Does Henry the Hoover count if it's an actual branded Henry Hoover? We had one in our flat last year and another in our house now...

 

[Scylla6]

My faithful F2000 called wanda. She makes me happy with all the blood spurting.
What?! Don't look at me like that. Your'e no better than me.

 

[TimeLord]

I called my psp Otis the first day i got it (inspired by escape from monkey island)

I called mine Clank because Secret Agent Clank was the first game I got for it.

 

[RikSharp]

all the time. my external hd's are Mr T and Chuck Norris.

 

[Jovlo]

Do stuffed animals count? Teddy-bears? If so, yes.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I had a toy cat called Kat. (Dutch for Cat, or something.)
I had a toy penguin called PuGu (No idea.)

 

[Jharry5]

I used to have a name for each of the plants and pieces of furniture in my garden.
So yes, I have done.
[small]Don't judge me...[/small]

 

[Nechti_Visara]

I name all of my (well, most of my) stuffed animals.

I also name my iPods. My last one was Tim, and my current one is Vandesdelca.

I keep meaning to name my Gamecube, my TV, my computer, my cellphone, and my DS, but I can't really come up with anything good.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I call my Cthulhu plushie backpack Mr. Snuggles.

 

[FallenRainbows]

I named my tuba Calvin since there's a picture of the boy from Calvin and Hobbes in the case. =]

Sorry...

You blow into Calvin?

 

[C117]

Well, I call my teddy bear Oscar.

 

[Ace of Spades]

When I buy a car, I'm planning on calling it Oliver.

 

[TimeLord]

My faithful F2000 called wanda. She makes me happy with all the blood spurting.
What?! Don't look at me like that. Your'e no better than me.

You were the inspiration for this thread after you posted this in the "MW2 Best Weapons" thread

Just thought you'd like to know

When I buy a car, I'm planning on calling it Oliver.

Can I get a cookie for pointing out the obvious Top Gear reference?

Also, I'm doing this as well!!

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I have a jacket and I called it Amy.
The logic behind said naming is completely non-existant.

 

[Zorg Machine]

My computers name is Linda... and Mr Mcguffin (it has schizophrenia)

 

[Bob the Average]

well i named my jeep Shela. It's a reference to Red Vs Blue the tank in the series was named Shela.

 

[T-Bone24]

Well, my figurine of Ezio Auditore di Firenze is called Ezio Auditore di Firenze. My figurine of Power Armour is called Geoff.

 

[Darth Pope]

I took a rock out of my driveway once and wrote Peter on it with a magic marker.

Not sure why.

 

[Disaster Button]

I called my iPod Jojo