Poll: Nom'd polls (humor thread)

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

With the seemingly increased odds of getting your polls stolen away after posting, what do you think is happening to them?

Is Kross messing with you personally? Is it karma? Or is there a greater conspiracy at work here?

Spoiler: My opinion

Share your thoughts Escapist and watch your polls carefully.

Edit: And the poll I was going to add failed. Thank you for illustrating my point Escapist!

 

[Aidinthel]

I'm more upset about the glitch where the forum refuses to display any threads at all. It's getting really bad.

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

Thread is self demonstrating. I think the Escapist Poll System has a sense of humor.

As to the disappearance of the polls, it's probably due to Nidhoggr the Internet Serpent quite literally nom-nom-nomming on them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm more upset about the glitch where the forum refuses to display any threads at all. It's getting really bad.

At least the threads do show up. Doesn't stop people from making another, identical thread afterwards anyway.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

These little guys:

Spoiler: Baaaa!!

They climb to the top of the tread and munch on the poll. They've obviously been training for this.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

My problem is, now that I'm using Chrome, it takes about two seconds to post the thread and another 20 minutes for the poll, and by that time I just assume it's broken...

 

[staika]

I find it Ironic that the poll in this thread was eaten

OT: I do find it annoying at times but it's usually fixed by a quick refresh or two. I do know of a secret trick to show your eaten posts, if you have already posted on the same page of a thread you can edit that post and once you post the edit it will show the post that was eaten. It works trust me I've had to do it a lot >.>

I like to think it was just Kross just messing with us but it is probably a greater conspiracy then we make it out to be O.O

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

These little guys:

Spoiler: Baaaa!!

They climb to the top of the tread and munch on the poll. They've obviously been training for this.

That's it! It's [user]Swollen Goat[/user] leading an army of his poll eating brethren back in a quest for revenge!

[sub][sub]Still miss that guy[/sub][/sub]

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

In the words of that random woman in Super 8

I blame the Soviets!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

These little guys:

Spoiler: Baaaa!!

They climb to the top of the tread and munch on the poll. They've obviously been training for this.

That's it! It's [user]Swollen Goat[/user] leading an army of his poll eating brethren back in a quest for revenge!

[sub][sub]Still miss that guy[/sub][/sub]

I wonder what happens now seeing as we've discovered his plan? Or.....is it too late?

[sub][sub]Me too, he was super funny[/sub][/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

Clearly it is heroic, Escapist community inspiring speech time. You write the speech, I'll gather the automatic weapons and the badger grenades.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

SNIP

Clearly it is heroic, Escapist community inspiring speech time. You write the speech, I'll gather the automatic weapons and the badger grenades.

Ooooh, I've always wanted to write an inspiring speech.

To the typewriter!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I sAy, wE fOrGeT aBoUt ThE gObBlInG oF pOsTs, SlAm A fAyGo, SiT bAcK aNd LeT tHe MiRaClEs fLoW, ************.
)

I love Homestuck.

 

[tokae]

Huh!?
Did I hear something about guns?!
FUN!

 

[Ickorus]

I blame the Poll Nommer:

Im rather proud of that picture.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

Tell me more about it.

 

[Ickorus]

SNIP

Tell me more about it.

Nobody really knows too much about him but due to observation and him signing up to a dating website once we have gathered a couple of pieces of information about him:

- He enters through coding errors.
- He noms polls, they are his favourite food.
- He enjoys long walks on the beach and snuggling.

 

[Jodah]

Sacrificed to Khorne imo.


On a side note, I have never had a poll stolen. Maybe I'm just that awesome.

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

I assassinate the polls.
(I watch you in the shadows polls, you cant hide from me)

 

[Phlakes]

I think it's a test from the site staff to see how many people are compelled to point out the obvious.

The amount of "poll's broken" posts there are is... painful.