Poll: Nom'd polls (humor thread)

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I see it happening all the time. Must be the Canadians and their commie ways.

 

[oppp7]

Has anyone reported it to the Tech team yet?

 

[sir.rutthed]

I wasn't sure how to reply to this, so I made a poll and it got eated. So there's that.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Has anyone reported it to the Tech team yet?

I did once. Didn't fix the poll.

 

[Innegativeion]

Well, duh, it IS almost Holloween.

Clearly,

Spoiler

is kidnapping them.

 

[lacktheknack]

Oh, sorry.

I GOT HUNGRY, K?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh, sorry.

I GOT HUNGRY, K?

JUST STOP DOING IT, ALRITEKTHANXBAI.

 

[lacktheknack]

Oh, sorry.

I GOT HUNGRY, K?

JUST STOP DOING IT, ALRITEKTHANXBAI.

BUT DELICIOUS FOOD! D:

You want me to stop? Tell it to my avatar's face, he's the one who feeds on polls and the happiness of children.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh, sorry.

I GOT HUNGRY, K?

JUST STOP DOING IT, ALRITEKTHANXBAI.

BUT DELICIOUS FOOD! D:

You want me to stop? Tell it to my avatar's face, he's the one who feeds on polls and the happiness of children.

How about we just find more children. The polls are far more valuable to us.

 

[lacktheknack]

Oh, sorry.

I GOT HUNGRY, K?

JUST STOP DOING IT, ALRITEKTHANXBAI.

BUT DELICIOUS FOOD! D:

You want me to stop? Tell it to my avatar's face, he's the one who feeds on polls and the happiness of children.

How about we just find more children. The polls are far more valuable to us.

No can do. Only thirteen-plus posters are allowed, and all their happiness dried up because woe is them and we don't understand their paaaaaaain.

Plus, happiness like cotton candy, while the polls are meat and potatoes! It'll DIE if it doesn't get its polls!

 

[lacktheknack]

These little guys:

Spoiler: Baaaa!!

They climb to the top of the tread and munch on the poll. They've obviously been training for this.

That's it! It's [user]Swollen Goat[/user] leading an army of his poll eating brethren back in a quest for revenge!

[sub][sub]Still miss that guy[/sub][/sub]

<link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/528.267231-The-Paradox-of-Heaven#10208004>So do I, man. So do I.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Ooooh, I've always wanted to write an inspiring speech.

To the typewriter!

You finished yet? I've been lurking around in the thread waiting to be inspired.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I blame the Poll Nommer:

Im rather proud of that picture.

Aww but hes SO cute!!! <3 Feed him more!!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Ooooh, I've always wanted to write an inspiring speech.

To the typewriter!

You finished yet? I've been lurking around in the thread waiting to be inspired.

Hey hey now, these things take great care, don't want to come up with something completely stupid.

 

[gigastrike]

When did Ancient Aliens become a meme?

 

[TimeLord]

-snip-

I blame these guys.

Damn them.

 

[Leemaster777]

Clearly, the culprit is Gremlins.

Damn you, old chinese man.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

And damn Kross for not feeding them.

When did Ancient Aliens become a meme?

I'unno. I know of it because of a real life friend before I saw it on the net.

 

[Kross]

We'll fix it soon, busy with stuffs.

 

[GeorgW]

We'll fix it soon, busy with stuffs.

That's just tech team talk for: "Arkham City is out and we haven't gotten all the Riddler trophies yet!"