Poll: odd online game conversations

[ddon]

have you ever been online and read something strange that makes you wonder if you should not have joined the server? i only had one and lets just say it was like a gay phone sex line. anyway tell me the weird conversations you encountered on the internet.

 

[Sassafrass]

I start the weird conversations...

Anyway, the weirdest one I've heard was in Halo 3 about brothers and sisters get intimate.

And yes, I did start it by saying, as a joke " And that's how my cousin got her brother to sleep with her."

It's fun to screw with peoples minds...

 

[Radeonx]

No, because I normally mute people that I don't like listening to. Unless it's with my friends. Then yeah, we have tons of weird conversations. Most of them too obscene for here.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I haven't read any but I've heard a few weird ones on ocd4.

"Two people talking about benches and what was better to sit on".
Park benches or the ones you see at a shopping centre.

 

[BlackJack47]

I do remember hearing one about these two racists discussing the "bad" things about black people. I remember getting a hard time about my gamer-tag also (its the same as my escapist name), complete idiots.

 

[Arcane Azmadi]

I remember the very first time I logged on to my first MMORPG, Guild Wars. As I ran down the hill into the starter town, someone commented that "A lot more people are having sex on Guild Wars these days." I almost turned around and ran back up the hill again.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Yeah, i've joined a whole bunch of REEEEAAALLLYYY wierd conversation, upon which I either left or said "Whaaaaat?"

 

[Disaster Button]

I seem to always start the weird conversations.

One that springs to mind is the time in Warhammer Online I started a convo about whoring myself out for free Cyber Sex in the Main City, needless to say I ahd a right good time. Especially as I had people supporting me in my weirdness. I also did get a few offers..

 

[blackfrancis567]

I do remember hearing one about these two racists discussing the "bad" things about black people. I remember getting a hard time about my gamer-tag also (its the same as my escapist name), complete idiots.

Ah you get it to gamertag is the same aswel but some people don't get the reference

 

[scrambledeggs]

I discussed the nature of wet farts with a stranger while surfing on CSS

 

[Fetzenfisch]

cant remember something special. but when we're gaming around 3-5 a.m. the "nightowl elite" in of my guild we have a LOT of strange discussions. i remember one of it accidently replied in the trade channel and got banned for 3 days just for that one post

 

[thom_cat_]

I have these all the time.
Mainly in the Black Mesa Source steam chat group...
or when spamming music on CSS ... deathrun mainly.

Mainly acting gay makes everyone start these.

Or when someone joins a group chat and you blurt out 'man my penis is hard' or something similar and then laugh when they immediately leave the chat.

 

[CHARGIN]

Best game chat I've ever had the pleasure of overhearing was in WoW, Hellfire Peninsula to be more accurate. Setup: A guy got rolled by some Horde, I think he went on an alt and whispered them, comes back and says they were "retarded" or something. Can't remember exactly. Here's the interesting part, as I can remember it:

"They probably don't even like boobs."
"Who doesn't like a good pair of boobs?"
"I have nice boobs."
"I bet you do."
"They are nice, 32D"
"They could be... saggy..."
"lol, no, I'm 14."
"Okay, I can't talk to you anymore."
"Well played, well played."

 

[badgersprite]

The weirdest conversations I've ever come across were all from this one person/character in one of my beloved text-based MUDs. Considering that I think cybering is for losers, there's a lot of it about, but I just ignore it. However, there was this female character who didn't get the message that I wasn't interested, and she kept making constant advances towards me. A lot of them were just insane and hilarious. I kept her around just for the entertainment value. XD Here's a few of her gems.

"You've only ever been with girls, right? Have you ever done it in the back door?"

"So, how do you feel about chicks with dicks?"

"Don't worry. I have both sexual organs."

"If you grip that sword any tighter, I'm going to get a bulge in my pants."

"My mom thinks you're cute..."

"Would you ever do a mother and daughter at once?"

"...How about a sister? We're not the same species, but..."

"You don't have a problem dating non-humans do you? That's just narrow-minded."

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap at you."

"...Kiss and make up?"

"...Kiss me...down there...?"

I wish I were kidding, but I'm not. I think I must have died three times while she was in my party because I was laughing so hard. I like to call this, 'When roleplay goes bad...'

 

[quiet_samurai]

I was in a group in WoW, an instance.. Shadowfang Keep I believe. I was in a group of people that all knew each other IRL (worked together) and they were talking about how one of the guys nailed the office slut. They were asking me what I would have done and if it was wrong, you know, getting the outsiders opinion. It was actually fun because I was laughing so hard, and we all started to make fun of him. Going on an instance with a good group and a buch of cool people is great. I ended up grouping with those guys all the time and leveling together.

 

[Flour]

I usually join conversations and manipulate them to go weird, or I start weird conversations.
Possibly the weirdest conversation I started was in TF2 and that Pastafarians are a mock religion set up by the world's shadow government to cover up the fact that the sun is a giant orange elephant. No, it didn't make sense at the time but it was probably the best hour of gameplay I ever had.

Off-Topic:

Spoiler: Not mine, I found it somewhere and it's also not gaming related. However, it is too funny to not post.

 

[ddon]

I seem to always start the weird conversations.

One that springs to mind is the time in Warhammer Online I started a convo about whoring myself out for free Cyber Sex in the Main City, needless to say I ahd a right good time. Especially as I had people supporting me in my weirdness. I also did get a few offers..

its surprising how if you do something odd online others listen to you. when i played wow i wondered what would happen if i took all my armor of and did the dance emote. 30 seconds later and i had five people join me. i even got some people to leave because of all the dancing naked players in goldshire.

 

[The Austin]

Well, in Guild Wars I did make most of my money by stripping with my alt.

On my good days I would rake in 1.5 Platinum, not bad for a level 12.

 

[The Austin]

I usually join conversations and manipulate them to go weird, or I start weird conversations.
Possibly the weirdest conversation I started was in TF2 and that Pastafarians are a mock religion set up by the world's shadow government to cover up the fact that the sun is a giant orange elephant. No, it didn't make sense at the time but it was probably the best hour of gameplay I ever had.

Off-Topic:

Spoiler: Not mine, I found it somewhere and it's also not gaming related. However, it is too funny to not post.

LOLOLOLOLL HAHAHAHHAHH HAHH HAH HAHH HROFLORLROFOROLFOL LOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAH BAWAWBAHBHHHBHBHBHBAHAHAHHAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the funniest thing I have seen in months! You sir, get a lovley cookie basket.

 

[El Poncho]

Eh some with this guy I know on WoW about things, he was talking about you can give yourself a bj... it was like eh ok.

[small] I hope my friends don't decide to check my escapist accounts again [/small]