While playing Left4Dead with a team of friends-of-friends, this conversation was struck up by two of the guys.
20-something male voice one: "Hey, I got a question for ya."
20-something male voice two: "Yeah?"
1: "Would your opinion of me change much if I took up poledancing classes?"
2: "..."
1: "No, really."
2: "Yes, I'm gonna have to say my opinion WOULD change. I'm not gonna say how, just that it'd change."
1: "Why? Just lessons, it'd be good cardio!"
It went on to him denying that he secretly wants to be a stripper.
Later I discovered that this guy is about 5'2" and weighs 300+ pounds.