Poll: Okay fellow (male) escapists! BOOBIES!
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to me, it's not as much about the size, it's proportions. it all has to equal out, otherwise i don't find it attractive. i find the entire female body to be attractive, and while boobs are nice, they are simply a part of the magnificent form known as the female body
I've dated women of all sizes, races, hair styles, personalities. The only consistent thread? They've always been stacked. My wife included. So that must be a plus for me.
Obviously though shape and such matters too.
Obviously though shape and such matters too.
Be glad to have those small ones! Finding tops that fit for DDs has got to be the most difficult thing to shop for. Most clothes are made with B cups in mind.Princess Rose said:
not arrogant / self confident enough to state a preference,
surely you should take what you can get and be fucking grateful for it?
lets hope the other team doesn?t start a thread where they all admit they really want men with big paving slab pectorals and cocks like pringles tubes.
remember that shitty coke advert with the hot office girls all oggling at the shirtless window cleaner twat?
remember how you didn?t exactly measure up to that guy?
Well I thought after that we had outgrown the "PHHWOAR!" mindset, having tasted it from the other end and all.
I'm not saying you have total control of your mind-penis, but I'm pretty sure you?re still supposed to feel ashamed of your under-evolved Darwinian instincts which function only to propagate the species.
..perhaps I?ve let too much go there, I've always felt really uncomfortable with this kind of question,
for eg "blondes or brunettes?" "tits or arses?" its not too far from rating someones appearance from 0-10, it makes you sound like a total dickplant.
surely you should take what you can get and be fucking grateful for it?
lets hope the other team doesn?t start a thread where they all admit they really want men with big paving slab pectorals and cocks like pringles tubes.
remember that shitty coke advert with the hot office girls all oggling at the shirtless window cleaner twat?
remember how you didn?t exactly measure up to that guy?
Well I thought after that we had outgrown the "PHHWOAR!" mindset, having tasted it from the other end and all.
I'm not saying you have total control of your mind-penis, but I'm pretty sure you?re still supposed to feel ashamed of your under-evolved Darwinian instincts which function only to propagate the species.
..perhaps I?ve let too much go there, I've always felt really uncomfortable with this kind of question,
for eg "blondes or brunettes?" "tits or arses?" its not too far from rating someones appearance from 0-10, it makes you sound like a total dickplant.
Big boobs, little boobs, fat boobs, skinny boobs, flat boobs, round boobs, perky boobs, not so perky boobs, doesn't matter to me at all. I like me the boobies.
I've got to be honest, although I'm pretty much the least stereotypical male I know, when it comes to breasts I'm quite typically masculine in my view. The bigger the better. <3 They have to be proportionate though.
Although there is definitely a point where they can be too big, its very rare I see a pair that are.
But at the same time I'm not picky. I've been with women with very small breasts.
Although there is definitely a point where they can be too big, its very rare I see a pair that are.
But at the same time I'm not picky. I've been with women with very small breasts.
I'm gonna go with the option that is not listed and say, boobs that are proportionate to the their body. I don't know if this comes from my minor OCD but I like things to look equal or go with something, if you have DD on a 4' 10" 115lb girl, I'd be turning away. They just honestly have to fit the body, yes they can be a certain size range but that also depends on the size of the girl.
A, B, or C. My girlfriend can fit both B and C though, so I guess you could say that?s the best of both worlds? I don?t know. I?m just happy that somebody loves me and talks to me/can keep me company etc.
I don't want truck tire boobs, but I'm not into flat ones eigther, I like mid size, shape is really more important to me than size though, nice and round
she's got a lovely pair of "chesticles"
*do do do do do*
there they are standing in a row
*do do do do do*
big ones small ones some as big as your head
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said?
she's got a lovely pair of "chesticles"
everybody knows they'll make her rich
*Have a banana*
there stands me wife
the idle of me life
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
rolly bowly ball
a rolly bowly ball
singing rolly bowly ball a penny a pinch
....sorry
*do do do do do*
there they are standing in a row
*do do do do do*
big ones small ones some as big as your head
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said?
she's got a lovely pair of "chesticles"
everybody knows they'll make her rich
*Have a banana*
there stands me wife
the idle of me life
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
rolly bowly ball
a rolly bowly ball
singing rolly bowly ball a penny a pinch
....sorry
