Poll: patchouli.

[likalaruku]

Heheh, you can tell I'm bored. I LOVE the stuff personally, it also keeps my mom out of my room.

I'm thinking that if most people dislike it, it could be made into some sort of self-defence spay, like if you like it, you coat yourself in the stuff & the guy threatening you will immidiately run away. & if you hate it, you spray HIM with it, hopefully rendering him stupified just long enough for you to run like hell or get in a good groin-shot first.

Since most people don't like it, I never wear it in public, unless I'm in a horrid mood or there are Jehova Whitnesses at the door.

 

[delet]

Yea, I haven't a clue what you're talking about. Could you elaborate please?

 

[Xeros]

Would keep me out of your room too. Can't stand that stuff.

 

[likalaruku]

Yea, I haven't a clue what you're talking about. Could you elaborate please?

It's a type of perfume extracted from a tree instead of a flower. People who tend to dislike the smell of flowers love Patchouli, Sandalwood, etc. My mother thinks it smells like fresh soil after a rain storm.

 

[JaredXE]

On my campus, trust-fund hippies bath in the stuff instead of taking actual baths. To quote Patton Oswald, "They smell like dirt that's just been fucked by a hobo"


Vile stuff really.

 

[delet]

Yea, I haven't a clue what you're talking about. Could you elaborate please?

It's a type of perfume extracted from a tree instead of a flower. People who tend to dislike the smell of flowers love Patchouli, Sandalwood, etc. My mother thinks it smells like fresh soil after a rain storm.

I see...

 

[Drakmeire]

I really don't like any perfume or cologne. Unless it's highly flammable

 

[BoxCutter]

I'm thinking that if most people dislike it, it could be made into some sort of self-defence spay

I'm thinking that won't work out too well.

 

[likalaruku]

I really don't like any perfume or cologne. Unless it's highly flammable

Is finest Mongolian aftershave lotion:

 

[rokkolpo]

Bless you.

 

[likalaruku]

I'm thinking that if most people dislike it, it could be made into some sort of self-defence spay

I'm thinking that won't work out too well.

You wouldn't run if someone threatened to dowse you in it?

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

It smells like decaying hippy.

 

[Drakmeire]

I really don't like any perfume or cologne. Unless it's highly flammable

Is finest Mongolian aftershave lotion:

ok now that was pretty awesome
you sir win the net for today

 

[BoxCutter]

You wouldn't run if someone threatened to dowse you in it?

If I was a truly evil and malicious individual that planned to do something to you, some glorified tree sap wouldn't stop me.

 

[likalaruku]

I really don't like any perfume or cologne. Unless it's highly flammable

Is finest Mongolian aftershave lotion:

ok now that was pretty awesome
you sir win the net for today

Thank you, this is a great honor. I would just liek to thank all the little people I stepped on making this joke.

 

[likalaruku]

You wouldn't run if someone threatened to dowse you in it?

If I was a truly evil and malicious individual that planned to do something to you, some glorified tree sap wouldn't stop me.

Not even if I mix it with garlic extract?

 

[BoxCutter]

Not even if I mix it with garlic extract?

Well, this changes the whole situation. I'll have to reconsider.

 

[likalaruku]

It smells like decaying hippy.

Okey, so the spray should be very effective against old white republicans.

 

[TheBoulder]

I don't get why people don't like it, I find it smells really good.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

It smells like decaying hippy.

Okey, so the spray should be very effective against old white republicans.

No, they enjoy the stench of decaying hippy. It's the stench of live hippy that repells them... so add old bong water and the stink of someone not having bathed for six weeks.