Poll: Peace In The Middle East

[The Infamous Scamola]

If only Hitler hated Islam (muslims) instead of Judasiam (Jews)

What? What if only? This world would be a better place? You goose-stepping nazi moron.

HA! I am not a Nazi you fool, i'm just fed up of all the shit the muslim extremists cause!

Shut up. You just implied we would be better off today if there had been a muslim holocaust, you just invalidated any argument you were trying to make.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Israel's the problem. That and fundamentalist Islam.

Care to elaborate on how Israel is the main problem? I'm not being twat-ish, I just wanna know

I can see how they're a problem to the several countries that they share borders with, but not to the entire middle east?

Well, pretty much everything they do has a ripple effect throughout the whole Middle-East, that and the fact that they're pretty much the symbol of how the West managed to fuck up the whole region even more.

 

[hamster mk 4]

If they had a common enemy I think the Muslims and Jews would unite to defend their homes. If only there were some evil super power that was bent on driving every one from their homes and plundering that region's natural resources for its own gain. The US has been going about this peace process all wrong. We should invade every country including Isrial then falter and pull back when they unite against us.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I've realised the one thing both sides have in common is their use of unleaved bread in their diet. The lack of yeast means they are deficient in certain essential minerals such as Zinc and the B vitamins which are known to benefit the nerves and parts of the brain involved in behaviour.

Marmite has all the missing ingredients in abundance and if both sides were to include it in their diets it might cause a change in their behaviour towards each other.

So, to simplify, Marmite is the answer.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Actually the Nazis support the extermination of the Jews, I have nothing against the Jews so therefore, I am not a Nazi.

Yeah? You're still a racist prick who advocates genocide though. I seriously couldn't give a fuck in what way you try and rationalize it for yourself.

 

[gremily]

Fire it up.

 

[ben---neb]

Hmmmmm. Two sides with a looooonnnngggggg history of violence between them. Its not going to be easy. There is hope hundreds of years ago the thought of Scotland and England being the same country would be too strange to contemplate and yet here we are.

 

[LockHeart]

I've realised the one thing both sides have in common is their use of unleaved bread in their diet. The lack of yeast means they are deficient in certain essential minerals such as Zinc and the B vitamins which are known to benefit the nerves and parts of the brain involved in behaviour.

Marmite has all the missing ingredients in abundance and if both sides were to include it in their diets it might cause a change in their behaviour towards each other.

So, to simplify, Marmite is the answer.

Good theory

 

[FallenRainbows]

It is possible but it won't happen because it would be wrong to kill everyone causing trouble

Wrong how? When I come into power and once world domination is in place, there will be the death penalty for even minor things. Chavs will be outlawed. I shall call it. Utopialand and there shall be no bad in the world. Or else.

 

[Wadders]

Israel's the problem. That and fundamentalist Islam.

Care to elaborate on how Israel is the main problem? I'm not being twat-ish, I just wanna know

I can see how they're a problem to the several countries that they share borders with, but not to the entire middle east?

Well, pretty much everything they do has a ripple effect throughout the whole Middle-East, that and the fact that they're pretty much the symbol of how the West managed to fuck up the whole region even more.

Ahh, fair enough

And as far as the west's part to play is concerned, I agree. We've given Israel such a long leash that its just stupid, allowing them to steal land that hasn't been theirs for 100s of years and suchlike.

 

[Doug]

Is it possible?

I'm thinking it is very highly unlikely, and honestly, the cause of all the problems in the Middle East can be summed up in one word, Islam. Keep in mind, I have nothing against Muslims, just Islam. It is the root of all the problems there, violence against secular Governments, suicide bombings in residential areas, persecution of the Christians, women and especially Jews.

Wow, I see it now - there's me thinking that killing 100 Palestinians per Isarael killed kinda evened the blame out, but no, now I see! Oh, and bottling up them up to exclude them from medical supplies, sufficant food supplies, and the material to even rebuild their blown up homes.

I see almost no solution here, negotiation is not an option because fundamental Muslims will fight anything that doesn't exactly fit with Islam(I.E Education of women, other religions, secular government) the only way I see this ever stopping is that extremely stable secular governments are established, and they teach moderation and tolerance to students, but this requires support from powerful nations like America, The UK, ect, and that makes the situation worse, for the short term at least, and chances of this working are not very good.

What are your thoughts?

I think that whilst people focus on blaming one side over the other, this conflict will only get worse. Sure the fundamentalists haven't helped, but its not like the Isaraels have been helpful at all either. Add to that, the USA's apparently unconditional and unwavering support for acts that increasingly look like genocide and I have to wonder if peace is even possible.

To get peace, foreign nations need to commend and not support EITHER SIDE; whenever a Palestian blows himself up to kill Isaraels, it should be commended, but when the Isaraels bomb, shoot, or just send tanks into Gaza that has to be commended by the world too, INCLUDING THE USA.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I've realised the one thing both sides have in common is their use of unleaved bread in their diet. The lack of yeast means they are deficient in certain essential minerals such as Zinc and the B vitamins which are known to benefit the nerves and parts of the brain involved in behaviour.

Marmite has all the missing ingredients in abundance and if both sides were to include it in their diets it might cause a change in their behaviour towards each other.

So, to simplify, Marmite is the answer.

Good theory

Shhhh! We gotta keep them in the dark!

 

[LockHeart]

I've realised the one thing both sides have in common is their use of unleaved bread in their diet. The lack of yeast means they are deficient in certain essential minerals such as Zinc and the B vitamins which are known to benefit the nerves and parts of the brain involved in behaviour.

Marmite has all the missing ingredients in abundance and if both sides were to include it in their diets it might cause a change in their behaviour towards each other.

So, to simplify, Marmite is the answer.

Good theory

Shhhh! We gotta keep them in the dark!

Ahem *cough* Of course! Fantastic theory.

*shifty edit*

Eeeexcellent...

But surely humous is the answer?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I've realised the one thing both sides have in common is their use of unleaved bread in their diet. The lack of yeast means they are deficient in certain essential minerals such as Zinc and the B vitamins which are known to benefit the nerves and parts of the brain involved in behaviour.

Marmite has all the missing ingredients in abundance and if both sides were to include it in their diets it might cause a change in their behaviour towards each other.

So, to simplify, Marmite is the answer.

Good theory

Shhhh! We gotta keep them in the dark!

Ahem *cough* Of course! Fantastic theory.

*shifty edit*

Eeeexcellent...

But surely humous is the answer?

Could be. I can't stand the stuff. Where do you stand on Bovril?

 

[LockHeart]

I've realised the one thing both sides have in common is their use of unleaved bread in their diet. The lack of yeast means they are deficient in certain essential minerals such as Zinc and the B vitamins which are known to benefit the nerves and parts of the brain involved in behaviour.

Marmite has all the missing ingredients in abundance and if both sides were to include it in their diets it might cause a change in their behaviour towards each other.

So, to simplify, Marmite is the answer.

Good theory

Shhhh! We gotta keep them in the dark!

Ahem *cough* Of course! Fantastic theory.

*shifty edit*

Eeeexcellent...

But surely humous is the answer?

Could be. I can't stand the stuff. Where do you stand on Bovril?

Hehe, I was trying to throw in a sneaky Bruno gag. I failed.

I'm not sure, I've often looked at it in passing through the supermarket but I've never actually tried it. Though I love beef, and marmite... this could be a recipe for success!