Poll: Peta "Porn Site" - Would this even work?

[Fidelias]

Me: Okay, so you're going to make a porn site.

Peta: Yeah!

Me:So I'll be sitting there, drooling over some naked woman...

Peta: Yes!

Me: And then all of a sudden you'll shove pictures of dead animals in my face.

Peta: Exactly!

Me: And you don't see a problem with this...?

Peta: It'll help people raise public awarness!

Me: It'll help get you shot in the face.

Peta: But the PUBLICITY!!!!

 

[Vern]

It sounds like a complete cocktease. I mean, if I'm looking at porn and all the sudden I see a picture of a cow being slaughtered, that's going to make me hungry, not horny. They've got their business model all out of whack here. Wait until the horny subsides before making me hungry for tasty cows.

 

[Mcupobob]

I don't see how porn and animal abuse will pull in anybody for those looking for porn. It sounds like a recipe for boner shrinking. Well except for those truly sick individuals who are into that kinda of thing. In fact in seems like a site such as that will only be carder to those. Not the kind of people I don't think PETA is going to convince animal abuse is bad.

 

[AWC Viper]

Doesn't PeTA kill like 92% of the animals they have in the shelters? perhaps spending money on porn and marketing isn't the best idea, perhaps spending it on the animals?

 

[Kanatatsu]

those dead animals are seriously harshing my boner vibe, peta.

 

[Zing]

So how pornographic will PETA go? According to Rajt, it will have enough adult content to qualify for the XXX domain site but also some other graphic images of animals that viewers may not expect to see.

Oh sounds hot, I'd love to visit this porn site. I can jerk off to porn and animal cruelty.

Seriously, what the fuck, PETA?

 

[soulfire130]

Peta: they wont stop until animals have more rights than women.

You all know it's true.

Disturbingly, The Onion has developed something weirdly close to your statement, and they somehow did it years before you said it: http://www.theonion.com/video/advocacy-group-decries-petas-inhumane-treatment-of,14359/

I don't know if that's funny or sad.

._.

I think the answer is yes.

 

[ultrachicken]

PETA, people go to porn sites because they want to cum. Political messages, especially ones that involve graphic pictures of tortured and dead animals, are boner killers. What makes you think people would go to a site like that?

 

[Lerasai]

Do we have a link to the site?

I'll take one for the team and go in first.

You brave soul. *salutes*

 

[crudus]

Safe to say there will be no bondage.

I think if the rope is made from hemp or lettuce, then it is ok.

Do we have a link to the site?

I'll take one for the team and go in first.

I don't think it is up yet. I searched for it for a full 30 seconds and couldn't find it. This being the internet, that is a long time without finding porn.

 

[Blow_Pop]

There are words on porn sites? I guess you learn something new every day.

Don't you mean words other than the title of the video and actresses?[sub]oh yeah forgot they usually have actors as well but then I don't pay much attention to the men in the videos[/sub]

OT: I think it will just give people something else to fap over but doing anything else? Not really.

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

You mean all of the terrorist and violent acts that PETA performs wasn't enough to get them attention?

 

[Heartcafe]

"Alright, guys. We have all these extra funds from our supporters. What do we do with it?"

"How about we use it to make animal shelters and actually save animals?"

"I dunno... It doesn't sound like it's gonna make a very large effect on people"

"How about we make a porn site? That way we can raise people's.... awareness"

"that's genius! and our supporters will love it"

"GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE!"

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

(Insert comment about how ridiculous PETA is with weak attempt at humour here.)

This is almost a good idea. A porn site with a ubiquitous message and a sense of humour about it could totally work. That could honestly be a great way to get the message across to a lot of people, get a lot of press, and make PETA looks a little bit less disastrous. Want to promote veganism? The internet has proved many times over that porn involving vegetables is very possible.

Aaaaaand they're going to put mutilated animal pictures in it to "shock" everyone. Nevermind.

 

[Evilsanta]

Say what now?

A PETA pornsite? Like that is going to work, People only go to pornsite to fap. Not to read them...

 

[Zeema]

i think it would be funny if this 'peta Porn site'

had Furry Hentai

just saying

 

[Darth_Dude]

So Uh.....anyone got a link or anything?

I kid. I kid.

 

[Custard_Angel]

It'll raise awareness.

Of boobs.

That is all.

Edit: In hindsight awareness isn't the only thing it'll "raise"

 

[Robertus2210]

originally i had a hard time wrapping my brain around an idea this silly, but i guess people stupid enough to drench people wearing fur in paint yet are fine with leather, are retarded enough to come up with this idea.

i'm sure it'll make people more aware of the name peta, maybe get their name one the news for a second. but i don't think it will help their cause in the slightest.

on the bright side if anyone finds that link on your computer you can always say ''i had to see it to believe it, nothing more''

 

[That_Sneaky_Camper]

i think it would be funny if this 'peta Porn site'

had Furry Hentai

just saying

That is what I honestly thought they were alluding to at first. Though given time to think about it Peta is probably against that Internet subculture too, they would justify it by saying that it exploits animals and not care about the potential for porn exploiting humans. Either way no one is going to rub one out for a political cause, they simply want to rub one out for the sake of the act itself.