Poll: Peta "Porn Site" - Would this even work?

[Whateveralot]

Hahahaha I can't imagine this working.

Imagine fapping (or whatever girls do) and suddenly a gruesome picture of some half-slaughtered animal pops in.

I'm skipping this, LOL. I might never have an erection again.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Exploiting animals. Bad. Exploiting humans. Good?

Guess they'll have no choice but to go for sexy pictures of raw vegetables.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

When did PETA get taken over by 4chan?

You know I'm going to start my own organisation purely for the purpose of trolling and getting celebrities to take their clothes off.

 

[Iampringles]

Porn always works, because it's not expected in mainstream media.

 

[Avalanche91]

They are like lizard people....They are aware of our interactions and mannerisms but don't quite grap the subtleties.

Placing pictures and stories of mistreated animals on a porn site is the fastest way to kill a boner

 

[Joker7]

PETA is doing animal porn? i always figured they where dog fuckers heh

 

[cybran]

So naked people and dead animals?

Sounds like /b/.

I loled by your comment good sir xD

 

[Ris]

while the XXX site will have enough adult content to qualify for the XXX domain it will feature other graphic images of animal mistreatment uncovered by the group?s hidden camera investigations.

Graphic images of a brutalised beagle flashing up mid-video is probably the fastest boner-killer I can think of. What are they gonna do, put pictures of mistreated kittens in the sidebar while you watch?

 

[Mird]

I think a lot of your are missing the point. PETA is not doing this to give you porn, they're doing it to show the link between pornography and the meat industry.

 

[Angry Camel]

Way to go, PETA. You're going to raise awareness for animals in degrading conditions by degrading womens' sexuality. Just brilliant.

 

[Kargathia]

I don't think that "animals in way you didn't expect" means dead animal schock imagery.

I think they were just exasperated they couldn't find a good bestiality porn site anywhere.

EIther way: this idea is so hilariously retarded it's worthy of 4chan

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

'I feel like some porn. Didn't PETA make a porn site? I'll check that out.
Boobs yep, all pretty standard. This should... do... fine.
Wai- OH GOD DEAD ANIMALS!
...
...
I am going to watch that again.'

That is what will occur.

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

while the XXX site will have enough adult content to qualify for the XXX domain it will feature other graphic images of animal mistreatment uncovered by the group?s hidden camera investigations.

Graphic images of a brutalised beagle flashing up mid-video is probably the fastest boner-killer I can think of. What are they gonna do, put pictures of mistreated kittens in the sidebar while you watch?

THE KITTEN IS WATCHING
ALWAYS WATCHING

Yeah, sounds like a total turn-on.

 

[Superior Mind]

Who is the person at PETA who keeps coming up with this stuff? If it's trying to get the Pet Shop Boys to change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys or trying to re-name fish "sea kittens" this shit just continues to come out of complete nowhere.

Can not take PETA seriously. Never have been able to. It's a shame because many of their messages are good, they just go way too far and are so judgemental. Yes I eat meat, no I'm not for animal cruelty. There is a line and they'd find they'd get much more support if they weren't so fucking mental about it all.

 

[James Crook]

...... I was gonna say "Rule 34: NO EXCEPTIONS", but somehow I don't think that applies. But this makes me curious. HOW does a porn site spread awareness of vegan-ism? I keep picturing a college girl slowly stripping her clothes off while talking about how you should totally not eat meat.

I keep picturing a couple of lesbians jamming phallic foods into their orifices.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Have you seen the "women in a cage" stuff Peta did? It's like classy porn from a few decades ago with a hint of S&M. Nice to look at actually, but not exactly XXX http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/15/women-in-cages-brooke-hogan-pachi-lake_n_927660.html#s330609

I checked it out and I swear that one of those pictures is photo-shopped as the body looks WAAAAAAY to masculine to be a woman's body. Body hair and broad shoulders would indicate otherwise.

OT: Um... as interesting as it sounds, this is a terrible idea all-around.

 

[Vault101]

ughhh for fuck sake

here is my open letter to PETA

SOME PEOPLE EAT MEAT AND WILL ALWAYS EAT MEAT, GET THE FUCK OVER IT

and go do somthing productive for animal rights

 

[Vault101]

Who is the person at PETA who keeps coming up with this stuff? If it's trying to get the Pet Shop Boys to change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys or trying to re-name fish "sea kittens" this shit just continues to come out of complete nowhere.

Can not take PETA seriously. Never have been able to. It's a shame because many of their messages are good, they just go way too far and are so judgemental. Yes I eat meat, no I'm not for animal cruelty. There is a line and they'd find they'd get much more support if they weren't so fucking mental about it all.

thats the problem, this goes beyonf animal rights to full on extremism

hell if their agenda was different then they would possibly be branded an extremmist group in the same leuge as WBC or KKK

 

[Seriphina]

the fact that the majority of people are voting bacon ftw tells me the majority do not care about Peta or about any of the articles but just want to vote on the poll haha!

 

[Zefar]

This is PETA right now.

PETA: Look at us! LOOK AT US!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet their boss who probably is a guy just want to see some famous people naked. Even the founder of PETA left PETA for what it become.