Poll: Phone sex?

[Monkfish Acc.]

It seems pretty stupid, actually. Like maybe not for women, I read somewhere men tend to respond to visual stimuli and women to audio.
But still. Kind of dumb.

You'd have to be a pretty good talker, if you're a dude. Have some knowledge of what's sensual and seductive. "I take my cock out and slap your tits, you're like totally wet now" probably wouldn't excite.
Amuse, perhaps. But not excite.

 

[Andothul]

Its fun but don't get caught doin it.

It's very useful for long distance relationships if you don't have
the means or time to webcam

You also have to know what to say and how to say it or its awkward.

Its honestly more for her than you.
Guys are more visually stimulated so if you wanna enjoy it as much as her make sure
she sends a few pics first.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

No. Seems pointless.

 

[Dys]

I guess I have, but more as a kind of foreplay "I want you to be interested by the time we see each other" type thing than a "I expect this to be a substitute for sex" activity.

 

[lewism247]

Yeah I used to do it all the time with my ex, it was good fun.

 

[Brightzide]

I found it a rather fun and new experience. I'd advise people try it with girlfriends/boyfriends and what not. Sex lines are a huge waste of £3-ish a minute I think, plus...that's very very very sad

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I try to stay away from it...

... afraid I'll get an ear infection...

 

[Plinglebob]

If I ever had a girlfriend who wanted to try it then I would consider it but otherwise its never really been something I've considered.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Every time I engage in phone sex with my bf, sooner or later (especially when it starts to get very detailed) I end up saying, "I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

This made me lol.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

My morals would keep me from doing so. And the fact that i'm 15.

I actually laughed at this. Age, sadly enough, doesn't stop many people in this day in age. Although I wish it did.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

See no real point in that. Some teasing via messangers perhaps. But phone sex has no appeal to me really.Well for parts of humanity phone sex has a new meaning since the invention of vibrating mobiles.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Its fun but don't get caught doin it.

It's very useful for long distance relationships if you don't have
the means or time to webcam

You also have to know what to say and how to say it or its awkward.

Its honestly more for her than you.
Guys are more visually stimulated so if you wanna enjoy it as much as her make sure
she sends a few pics first.

I did it once with my gf, and her mom almost caught us. We both finished, but we decided never to do it again, just on the off chance. XD

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Nyet.
Last time I had a girlfriend we tended to just phone each-other for pointless adoration and fawning and all that crap I can't stand now that my soul has been cauterised.

 

[4173]

Yes, but only speaking in the third person

 

[barbzilla]

I do not find phone sex to be something that I am interested in. I had a girlfriend who lived a couple hundred miles away for a few months and she insisted on it. I had to fake phone sex with her multiple times, I tried to get into it the first few times and it just wouldn't work.

 

[easternflame]

I guess its like playing sex in a tabletop RPG but honestly, not intrested right now.
But hell, maybe in the future I will do it with a partner, WHO KNOWS? RIGHT?

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Can't say I have tried it. Maybe when I move into some accomodation with thicker walls.

Actually, I've never done this.

Wait, does AIM count? With no sound - I mean pure text?

(and this was with a partner who I'd already slept with IRL - our relationship had to go long distance for a few months due to jobs in different states)

Something you haven't tried? You disappoint me.

 

[dkyros]

I try to stay away from it...

... afraid I'll get an ear infection...

okay now that gave me a chuckle

This reminds me of an Archer Episode
Cerril (to Lana): I told you I was having phone sex!
Archer: Does the internet know your cheating on it?

But besides that, yeah tried it with gfs, would never pay for it though.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Something you haven't tried? You disappoint me.

^^;; I know, shocking right?

Actually, it was probably because the only partner I've had who I was in a long-distance relationship with hated phones. Far preferred AIM. And before that, I never...

Wait... okay, it wasn't phone SEX but there was a little phone... friskiness back when I was in high school. My very first girlfriend, in fact, back when I was still figuring the whole 'bisexual' thing out. It never got to phone sex, but... it got a little warm, anyway. I took care of myself afterwards (not during) so... yeah.

I'd say I should try it now, but honestly, why have phone sex when I can have actual sex? Phone sex is usually for when you can't be near the person you want to be having sex with.

 

[icyneesan]

Depends how horny i am and if i really cant access any alternative porn methods.