Poll: Phone sex?

[CarpathianMuffin]

I tried it once. Never saw the appeal, so it didn't really stick.

 

[2xDouble]

No. I would not recommend having sex with a phone. Something's eventually getting stuck somewhere, and you won't be able to call emergency.

Haha, but seriously...

I've done the phonesex. The girl I was with at the time was really into it, and she had an orgasm every time. (yes I do know. she was a terrible liar.) It was fun for a while, but it gets old. I would never pay for it.

 

[Nimcha]

I prefer doing it by texts, actually.

 

[nunqual]

I've done it via messaging, but not actual talking via phone. Having phone sex with my girlfriend would probably just turn out awkward. I mean, we'd both get into it, but it'd be kind of weird, I think.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Every time I engage in phone sex with my bf, sooner or later (especially when it starts to get very detailed) I end up saying, "I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

I bow before the mistress...

That seemed way dirtier typed out than in my head.

Text: One of the oldest mediums for porn.

 

[SturmDolch]

No, I'd find it weird. Same as texting. Same reason I wouldn't "talk dirty". I will feel corny and lame, like a guido or someone right out of a 70s-era porno. More power to you if you find enjoyment in it, though. I don't see anything wrong with it.

 

[JanatUrlich]

I've done it but I always find it so fucking awkward lol

 

[PatSilverFox]

I don't believe it's awkward, and I definitely prefer it to texting or cybering (both I do a lot). I did it three times this week.
I would never pay for it though, It would have to be someone I know, like my boyfriend.

 

[PatSilverFox]

I believe it really helps long-distance relationships.

 

[MorsePacific]

I did it once with a girlfriend when I was 15.

Honestly, it was boring and I never bothered trying it again. I guess I might if I was in a long distance relationship, but I get to see my girlfriend nearly everyday.

 

[AngloDoom]

As in, calling your partner and saying things not rated PG? Yeah, I've done that. It feels slightly odd, and now I have Skype it seems kind of pointless...

 

[PatSilverFox]

I guess it isn't boring for me because I'm good at roleplaying
Creative thinking is important, it makes it fun :3

 

[Verlander]

Did it way back when, but we have webcams now. Maybe when video calling is more widely used shall I return to it

 

[smearyllama]

Every time I engage in phone sex with my bf, sooner or later (especially when it starts to get very detailed) I end up saying, "I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

Quite frankly, that made my day.

OT: There was a great NPR sketch about this, I think it was done by Daniel Pinkwater, but I'm not certain.

Anyway, I might try it. Probably with someone I knew, though. It would probably be rude and uncreative to troll one of the call centers, though. I bet they get a lot of that.

 

[PayneTrayne]

Phoning a random, can't say I have or ever will. Find it a bit weird and money wasting.

Long distance relationship? You take what you can get really.

 

[noxymoron19]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXnjSIJvJkk&playnext=1&list=PL7445081A5CC7BA5D

I feel like thats appropriate. And no I don't and wouldn't.

 

[Haydyn]

Yes, with people I know. My ex would get me saying lots of dirty things. With this one girl I would start out by poking her, then poke her face, and slowly start getting raunchy. She got mad at me because, well I can't really say it her. Too risky.

 

[DefunctTheory]

EDIT: What in the hell am I talking about?

 

[Fenra]

I had an ex desperately try to get me to do it once but it's really not for me. They ended up getting really pissy at me for a few days about it too... ok it didn't help I laughed while they were trying so hard. We were in a bit of a long distance relationship but I just couldn't find it attractive. I guess it doesn't help that sex noises, even when having sex, do nothing for me (most partners in the past say I'm pretty much silent all the way through XD) and hearing people say cheesy lines like "oh yeah baby I'm " are more than likely to make me laugh than anything else. Oh and if anyone says any variation on "big boy", "daddy" and the like, that's an instant mood killer for me and I will laugh at it uncontrollably.

Text on the other hand over various things like MSN, Skype etc. I do seem to get into and have had more success with when it comes to long distance relationships (incidentally I only ever do this sort of thing with my partners at said time) but I guess that's because I have a vivid imagination, spent a fair amount of my time as a child writing short stories and role playing with friends so it's just the adult extension of that in my mind.

Guess in the end it comes down to whatever floats your boat, different strokes for different folks and all that.

 

[RachelKitten]

I've never understood the appeal in it.

Dun lie...lol
j/k buddy