Poll: Poll: What do we do to him?

[Smokepuddle]

Well quite recently one of my friends became infatuated with someone none of my friends approve of and when she didn't show much interest he resorted to telling her litterally every secret that our group had and smeared one of my very good friend's reputation just to get one conversation to go smoothly with her and then this person told half the school. So my question is... do we beat his ass or no?

 

[DazZ.]

Don't see how beating him will help anything.

Just don't let him around your group whilst she's there if you really don't like her, or talk to her about it after you've told your friend you disapprove of her.

 

[quiet_samurai]

No, one of you should sleep with her. That would be the ultimate payback.

Or

All of you should, that would actually be the best route.

 

[gibboss28]

Just have nothing to do with the prick. People like that aren't worth the effort, screw over friends just so they have a tiny shot of getting laid? Yeah, hes a winner.

 

[Smokepuddle]

No, one of you should sleep with her. That would be the ultimate payback.

Or

All of you should, that would actually be the best route.

Funny that you mention that she already gave my friend head while he was passed out...

 

[DreadfulSorry]

Just ignore him. I'm guessing you're still in school; if that's the case, this won't even matter in a couple of years anyway.

 

[Pandalisk]

Wow, and i thought i was desperate with the ladies, Hook your man up with Bosniak or something christs sake.

Dont jump him, just ignore him be mature about it.
Whats done is done, you cant change that and a few bruises and cracked ribs will help nothing, On the up-side you've found out he's disloyal, better to find out now and suffer than later and suffer even worse.

No, one of you should sleep with her. That would be the ultimate payback.

Or

All of you should, that would actually be the best route.

Funny that you mention that she already gave my friend head while he was passed out...

Whats the point if hes asleep?

 

[quiet_samurai]

No, one of you should sleep with her. That would be the ultimate payback.

Or

All of you should, that would actually be the best route.

Funny that you mention that she already gave my friend head while he was passed out...

Well then, it sounds like all of you need to pass out in front of her at one time or another. That way you will be paying them both back at the same time.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Let him make his own mistakes. When he fucks his life up, don't be there for him when he needs you.
Self fulfilling prophecy etc.

 

[muckinscavitch]

Kick his arse!!!!**


**The Escapist Magazine in no way endorses this kind of behavior, nor will take responsibility for any reciprocations due to said actions.

 

[Smokepuddle]

Wow, and i thought i was desperate with the ladies, Hook your man up with Bosniak or something christs sake.

Dont jump him, just ignore him be mature about it.
Whats done is done, you cant change that and a few bruises and cracked ribs will help nothing, On the up-side you've found out he's disloyal, better to find out now and suffer than later and suffer even worse.

No, one of you should sleep with her. That would be the ultimate payback.

Or

All of you should, that would actually be the best route.

Funny that you mention that she already gave my friend head while he was passed out...

Whats the point if hes asleep?

Because she's just like that when she's drunk... my friend actually freaked out about it.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Egg his house then frame him.

Arrested for egging your own house. Priceless. Get her to go out with each of you in turn just to prove everyone can get her BUT him. Then tell him this and laugh while he cries. Then invite his hero to watch while he does this.

Alternatively you could scream obscenities when ever he is within earshot.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

Don't beat his ass, he made a mistake, which a lot of young people tend to do when it comes to relationships. Just ignore it and move on. You might never forgive him, but violence isn't going to change shit.

 

[EnzoHonda]

I've done worse trying to get a girl. I tried to invade Poland once, but she just wouldn't take interest in me.

Ignore it and get back to normal. Unless you're CIA, MI5, or Mossad, you don't have any huge secrets.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

So the whole school, or at least that part of it that cares, knows your secrets?

Congratulations, you're famous! Thank him for ruining your friendship, as he was obviously holding you back from fame! So, in return, put an infinite cock block on him whenever he's around by referring to him as "Garbage-Dick", and using the phrase "you know, because of that stuff he found in that pile of trash that time that was so arousing for him that he just leaned in and--well, you probably get the idea" to enlighten people around him, letting them fill in their own details. See, now he'll be famous too! And they'll know his secret!

In all honesty, shun the stupid bastard, and keep chill with your other friends. Invite some of the more giggly people who learned your secrets to hang with you a little bit, and go from there.

 

[El Poncho]

Stick his penis in your mouth then take a picture that will make him gay...wait, i've seen this gone wrong before somewhere...

 

[Smokepuddle]

So the whole school, or at least that part of it that cares, knows your secrets?

Congratulations, you're famous! Thank him for ruining your friendship, as he was obviously holding you back from fame! So, in return, put an infinite cock block on him whenever he's around by referring to him as "Garbage-Dick", and using the phrase "you know, because of that stuff he found in that pile of trash that time that was so arousing for him that he just leaned in and--well, you probably get the idea" to enlighten people around him, letting them fill in their own details. See, now he'll be famous too! And they'll know his secret!

In all honesty, shun the stupid bastard, and keep chill with your other friends. Invite some of the more giggly people who learned your secrets to hang with you a little bit, and go from there.

This is just brilliant... thanks for this we're definately gonna do this it helps that he cock-blocks himself tho.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

So the whole school, or at least that part of it that cares, knows your secrets?

Congratulations, you're famous! Thank him for ruining your friendship, as he was obviously holding you back from fame! So, in return, put an infinite cock block on him whenever he's around by referring to him as "Garbage-Dick", and using the phrase "you know, because of that stuff he found in that pile of trash that time that was so arousing for him that he just leaned in and--well, you probably get the idea" to enlighten people around him, letting them fill in their own details. See, now he'll be famous too! And they'll know his secret!

In all honesty, shun the stupid bastard, and keep chill with your other friends. Invite some of the more giggly people who learned your secrets to hang with you a little bit, and go from there.

This is just brilliant... thanks for this we're definately gonna do this it helps that he cock-blocks himself tho.

Anytime, friend. Remember--violence is temporary, but a good insult will last him forever. Get him where it hurts for betraying your trust.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Ignoring and denying the secrets works for the time being but a good ole ass kicking stays and those people will know to never mess with you again.

 

[The Heik]

Well quite recently one of my friends became infatuated with someone none of my friends approve of and when she didn't show much interest he resorted to telling her litterally every secret that our group had and smeared one of my very good friend's reputation just to get one conversation to go smoothly with her and then this person told half the school. So my question is... do we beat his ass or no?

Beat his ass? Hell no, you should shun him for the rest of your life! If he has so little respect for his "friends" secrets, then you should not be interacting with him in any way. let the horny bastard keep this girl, because when she dumps hims (if she begins ot see him at all) he'll see that he's just a pathetic asshole who gave up everyone he knew for a VERY slim chance as someone who'll probably blow him off anyway.