Poll: Porn or ponies

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Simskiller

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Neither?

I watch the ponies, and I also have some out there fetishes and kinks, so porn and ponies wouldn't really bother me. Even if they were watching them at the same time.

I'm a pretty chill dude that's down to earth, so "meh"?
 

Robert Sanders

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This of course leads to the inevitable question: How long till some brony with a copy of Flash and too much time on his hands makes a "My Little Pony" porn movie!
 

Duruznik

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Honestly? Niether. I'm sure most of my friends watch porn, and a few do like ponies. So yeah. Niether is too shocking. Though the porn would create a more awkward situation, since if it were ponies I'd just sit down and watch it too.
 

deadxero

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You really shouldn't be surprised at anyone looking at porn. As someone who's experienced in digital forensics.... everyone looks at/listens to/reads some sort of porn. Everyone.
 

Gordon_4_v1legacy

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Most definately porn: I don't need to know any of my friends that intimately. Even if you don't like Ponies, they're still appropriate for conversations in public.
 

Zeriah

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All of my friends watch porn - females included. It's not really a taboo subject for us so it wouldn't disturb me at all. If I got an eye full of them completely naked and masturbating I'd be very disturbed but that would be because they are naked and masturbating, not because of the porn.

Ponies on the other hand...Well we don't need another person saying the reasons why watching MLP as an adult male is weird but it would be especially strange for my friends since none of them follow internet culture at all - so it would be entirely of their own volition. I don't even think MLP airs on our stations over here in Australia, so they would have had to download it or watch it on youtube with absolutely no knowledge of its supposed quality...
 

Assassin Xaero

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Neither. Porn is gross, and I'm not an 8 year old girl, so I don't care for ponies either. Ill go with bacon.
 

Saltyk

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Soviet Heavy said:
Rule 34 to get both buddy.
Sadly, I thought the same things when I saw the title. I'm half surprised it wasn't a poll option.
 

Something Amyss

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I suppose porn, but only slightly. The fact is, I expect people to hide their porn, not their cartoons.

Plus, my friends like shittier things than MLP, no matter how slightly.
 

MiracleOfSound

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I'd be more shocked if my friends didn't watch porn.

As for ponies... don't get it, never will.
 

OriginalLadders

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Definitely ponies.

The vast majority of all adults have a libido, however there should be no adults who have the desire to watch a cartoon, aimed at prepubescent girls, about magical ponies.

It's not even that good a cartoon.
 
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Neither. I honestly don't care what people do with their spare time.

I was once at a bar on campus, and someone decided it would be a laugh to browse the 'comedy' section of RedTube, right there in the uni bar with everyone watching. Since then it's kind of hard to get shocked at things.

And I watch much more embarrassing things than ponies myself, so that's just be hypocritical.
 

Floppertje

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definitely ponies. the ratio of guys who watch porn to guys who don't amongst my friends is'roughly 'every single one' to 'none at all'. I don't expect to walk in and find them watching porn (mostly because I knock and they have time to shut it down)and I wouldn't enjoy it, but watching porn is normal for men in their early twenties. watching cartoons for little girls, not so much.
 

Girl With One Eye

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PayneTrayne said:
If I walked in on someone watching porn, I wouldn't really care.
If I walked in on someone watching ponies, I wouldn't really care.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching porn I'd feel awkward.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching ponies I'd be afraid.
I think this pretty much sums up how I feel about it. Except that all options would cause be to be slighly mentally scarred.
 

Fleaman

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I'm assuming we're talking about a dude here, since if you walked in on a girl watching ponies you wouldn't give a shit.

The important question I have to ask here is "Is his cock out?"

Game changes when cock's out.