Poll: Prison or Space?

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Flailing Escapist

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Space - because if I go insane in space I might actually get a chance to see Azathoth or one of the Elder Gods flouting around up there. Heck, they might even talk to me.
 

Frost27

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Prison. My muscles wouldn't atrophy, the food would be better, you didn't mention a bathroom in space, modern space exploration equipment is essentially held together with bailing wire and tape, you can escape from prison, it would look really gay to tattoo a star under the corner of your eye instead of a teardrop when you shank a guy in space.


Edit: I might pick space if there were prison guards for me to annoy with a daily "PIIIIIIIGS IIIIIN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!" joke.
 

mrdude2010

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It depends on what I would have with me in space. I might go crazy if all I had was a computer and the window, but if you gave me paper and pencils, I could do physics and draw and keep myself occupied, plus looking out the window would be awesome. If I really had nothing, then space I guess.
 

jayzz911

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Frost27 said:
, it would look really gay to tattoo a star under the corner of your eye instead of a teardrop when you shank a guy in space.
This made me laugh at 5:45am whilst my girlfriend slept behind me. So thanks for waking her up!

On topic: Prison, especially if it's in my own country given that we have TV and alot more perks here in prison. Also never really heard prison rape stories from my country
 

Josufu

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I'd probably go with prison. There are more facilities available, and I'd get some fresh air once in a while.
 

octafish

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Prison. In space there are no Ice-Cream Sandwiches. I'll be doing the time...of my life!
 

Risingblade

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The_Blue_Rider said:
Prison obviously, I mean the only danger there is dropping the soap

[small]so i just wont use soap[/small]
That and being shanked for being in the wrong gang
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Prison here is better than some hotels. It doesn't at all discourage people from breaking the law, it seems >.>
I'd go for space.
I have a fear of strangers/being around people, so I'd freak out if I had to go to prison for a year.
But I could be alone in space, just myself and my mind.
Sure, I might go a bit insane, but less than if I had to spend a year surrounded by convicts.
 

loc978

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Space. I'm very good with passing time in solitude. Around people I despise, not so much. I'd kill somebody in prison, and then it would be more than a year.
 

ThePenguinKnight

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Prison, because all I have to do is try killing myself in front of a guard and I'll be hospitalized and put in solitary confinement.

Space is significantly more dangerous both physically and mentally, I don't get it.
 

SwagLordYoloson

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Prison, Space is too risky chances of death are higher. Prison (at least where I live) safer than walking the streets at night.
 

Akytalusia

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space. very space. screw humans. screw prison type humans even more. i don't care for human contact to begin with, why the hell would i opt for 1 year's worth of forced contact with [unpleasant] humans? also, i'd smash that monitor, day 1. furthermore, just leave me out there to rot; i'd never want to set foot on earth again.
 

Trippy Turtle

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Space just because I know what they do to people as handsome as me in prison. Seriously though I wouldn't last a day in prison, at least in space I will be interested.
 

The_Blue_Rider

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Risingblade said:
The_Blue_Rider said:
Prison obviously, I mean the only danger there is dropping the soap

[small]so i just wont use soap[/small]
That and being shanked for being in the wrong gang
yeah but because im not using soap, no one will want to get close enough to me to actually stab me, because ill smell that bad
 

Risingblade

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The_Blue_Rider said:
Risingblade said:
The_Blue_Rider said:
Prison obviously, I mean the only danger there is dropping the soap

[small]so i just wont use soap[/small]
That and being shanked for being in the wrong gang
yeah but because im not using soap, no one will want to get close enough to me to actually stab me, because ill smell that bad
Well they go to bathroom in their cells I doubt the smell will bother them.
 

SpAc3man

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Space is a life long dream for me. It would be damn near impossible to make me not choose SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!