Poll: Pubes.

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WaysideMaze

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Kahldris71 said:
I Rock the dick-fro. But not having a girlfriend has something to do with that...
Rockin the dick fro, this needs to be a meme or album name or something
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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I have shaved, once, and only round the scrotum area as a trial run. May consider a light trim all over if I can be bothered. I'd probably be a lot more comfortable as I am fairly rampant in the pube department and it can get awkward at times, but I'm kinda tentative when it comes to handling sharp blades around my gentleman's parts.
 

Cheesus333

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"Ladies, I think it's about time we all had a discussion regarding the current situation... in my pants."
Bonus objective complete.

I trim, occasionally. I just prefer it to be tidy, really, but I never cut it all back too much. Tried shaving once, that was a fucking atrocity. Won't be doing so again.

My dick-beard is Goatee Level. You know who else has a goatee?


And he saved the world with just a crowbar and a rarely-used Theoretical Physics qualification
 

Jonluw

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Ironman126 said:
Jonluw said:
Ironman126 said:
Jonluw said:
And another question, if you're a male who shaves: Doesn't it look bloody weird with a snail-trail starting from nowhere?
The beauty (i use the term loosely) of being a hairy motherfragger like myself is that there is no "snail-trail" to speak of on my body. It all just blends together into a sea of hair stretching from my chest down. And i mean ALL the way down. Like to my feet.

Not that I shave down there. No, fuck that. All ichy and shit...
Sure, but I imagine if you were to shave it'd look bloody weird, right?

I mean, your entire torso covered in hair, and suddenly when you enter the pants there's none. Like a tan line or something.
Oh hell yeah it'd look weird. But not quite as strange as just the snail-trail. Or maybe more strange? Eh, either way, I'm not about to find out.
Yeah.
I guess I'm destined to go the way of the sea of hair as well. At least if my body parts have any sense of coordination at all.
My legs are too hairy to not be a sign that I'll gain chest hair.
Frankly, it looks sort of weird at the moment.
 

DJDarque

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Currently I am au natural. If I was in a relationship and was asked to trim I would, but I would not shave it all away.
 

SanguineScale

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Well, since I'm Asian, I won't be getting any other kind of body hair for quite a while, despite being pretty much done with puberty,

so yeah. Why not shave it and make the rest of my body match.
 

Loop Stricken

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Dick-beard ahoy!

Of course, it's entirely because I'm single. If I had a bird who'd want me goddamn waxed, I'd have no problem with it.
 

Darkwhite

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Wax, its a semi by choice thing, either I do it myself or my girlfriend sticks a load of wax strips on while I sleep, its happened...(for polls sake i'm a guy) But I must admit, the results are wonderful once you're done.
 

EvilMaggot

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HerrBobo said:
I trim fairly regular, for three reasons,

It makes it look bigger.

My g/f says it nicer to *ahem* kiss it.

It feels cleaner.

Also, after we were going out a while, I asked my g/f to shave all hers off, which she did and still does, so, you know, pay it back.
pretty much this is the reason why i do it aswell :p for the ladies ;) all the gf's ive had have appreciated ive done it and they do it aswell so its returning the favor and its nice for both.
 

Andalusa

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I like to keep it neat and tidy in my lady garden, I don't have the courage to wax down there, but letting it grow is completely out of the question now that I have an active sex life.
 

Dr Pussymagnet

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Yeah, I got plenty of hair down here.

Although there is such a thing as too much hair. I mean, it depends on how far the hair spreads, but if it's reaching like half way down your thigh, shave that shit.
 

RussetRanger

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Vivace-Vivian said:
I find it funny while many men don't trim, they expect women to. But that it's true for anyone here, I'm just making an observation.

I trim. The shaved or waxed look makes most women look like a little girl which I find disturbing on myself.
I concur, it does not look right at all. The Brazillian look is unnatural and semi-pedophilic. Just let it grow and be natural.
 

HerrBobo

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Kendarik said:
HerrBobo said:
It makes it look bigger.
*scratches head*

You must either have wild ass bushes down there or god was very unkind to you.
Ha! Could be the second one! Does not make it look much bigger. Hmmmmmm, maybe bigger is even the wrong word.... it makes it look more impressive, yes that's it. I'd be firmly in average end of the scale though.
 

Ironman126

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Jonluw said:
Yeah.
I guess I'm destined to go the way of the sea of hair as well. At least if my body parts have any sense of coordination at all.
My legs are too hairy to not be a sign that I'll gain chest hair.
Frankly, it looks sort of weird at the moment.
There are far worse traits to have, my friend.
 

ImperialSunlight

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I haven't ever done anything to it but I will probably cut it in the future since it's getting a bit uncomfortable and I may get into a relationship... someday.
 

Westaway

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I've been meaning to trim. My have a giant fro. I'm almost 16, and it's pretty funny- I have no hair anywhere on my body besides my scalp and fro (a little bit in my arm pitts).
 

Jonluw

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Ironman126 said:
Jonluw said:
Yeah.
I guess I'm destined to go the way of the sea of hair as well. At least if my body parts have any sense of coordination at all.
My legs are too hairy to not be a sign that I'll gain chest hair.
Frankly, it looks sort of weird at the moment.
There are far worse traits to have, my friend.
I agree.
The hairy chest is a thing of men. Truly a glorious trait. One that the people of old knew to appreciate.
Sadly, it is not "fashionable" at the moment, but hey: fashion moves in cycles, right?

What is a sort of weird trait to have though, is hair up to the belt, where it suddenly stops.
 
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Zen Toombs said:
Sexual Harassment Panda said:
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A man is at his best when he's at his hairiest. That's what my mother used to say.

I don't alter myself.
Freud would have a heyday.

OT: In my humble opinion, oral sex isn't much fun with a faceful of pubic hair. Just throwing that out there.
If Freud couldn't cotton on to the fact that I was joking, I wouldn't worry about what else he would have to say about me.

Besides, it's hardly sexually explicit or detailed. I would be more worried about people who go all shrinking-violet when sex is mentioned by a parent.
I totally agree that people should be less restricted about sex.

As for the Freudian comment, I'll make sure to remember to add a winky-smileyface next time so that you can tell what I mean. *rolls eyes* :p
I'd appreciate it.

You could make yourself clearer without resorting to communicating like a 14 year old girl on facebook though. If you could somehow dot the i's with hearts when responding to my posts that would make me feel really special.

...:p
 

Ironman126

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Jonluw said:
Ironman126 said:
Jonluw said:
Yeah.
I guess I'm destined to go the way of the sea of hair as well. At least if my body parts have any sense of coordination at all.
My legs are too hairy to not be a sign that I'll gain chest hair.
Frankly, it looks sort of weird at the moment.
There are far worse traits to have, my friend.
I agree.
The hairy chest is a thing of men. Truly a glorious trait. One that the people of old knew to appreciate.
Sadly, it is not "fashionable" at the moment, but hey: fashion moves in cycles, right?

What is a sort of weird trait to have though, is hair up to the belt, where it suddenly stops.
Aye, today we are obsessed with the poncy little wankers with their smooth chests and spray tanned skin... Though, I'm not sure if fashions move in cycles, more like a continuum.
 

DoomyMcDoom

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I trim mainly cuz it gets REALLY long... and that can make certain things like keepin my junk nice smelling harder, after all if you have sex regularily, you start to pick up an odour even showering every day if you got long pubes... least if you have a thick dick beard like I tend to develop, so trimming it a bit with a pair of scissors, very carefully, is my general way to keep it under control... trust me, I don't want any woman giving me head to hafta deal with the "stale sex" smell... after all if it bothers me with my head all the way up here from it a torso and neck, yeah... If it's trimmed just a bit, keepin it controlled though still manly, I smell all clean and stuff, and no problems!

I've only made a woman get a brazillian once, but that was simply due to her having incredibly coarse pubes, and I'd rather not feel like I've had my face rubbed in tangled bush of razorwire while... pleasing her... I paid for it, since she was all broke and stuff... so it's not like I have some unrealistic expectations or anything, though I do prefer my partner to be trimmed at least, just makes the lovin easier is all, and if it's easier for me, it's better for her! :p win/win