Poll: Pubic hair and you.

[blackrave]

Hey, once in a blue moon I have a good mood and decided to go to Escapist and ask something totally innocent and not creepy.
NOT
AT
ALL.

So what is your preference when it comes to pubic hair on your sexual partner?
.
.
.
What? It's not like I asked "what is the biggest object you can put in your anus?" or anything
[sub][sub]That will be for the next poll[/sub][/sub]

So spill it out!
Hairy or not?

Spoiler: As far as my tastes go

I personally prefer my partners to be smooth as baby's bottom YOU SAW NOTHING!!!
Don't get me wrong, from aesthetical point of view I have seen really nice pubecuts
(pubes+haircut=pubecut. Is that a word? Or just another product of my sick mind?)
But if you expect my mouth to go anywhere near your genitals, pubes must go.
My mouth and pubes should never meet. NEVER!

Same goes other way around.
If my balls are hairy, don't put them inside your mouth! Just don't!

So in short- I find oral sex much more pleasant without hairs getting in the way. So no pubes.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hate it

Don't want hairs in my mouth when I'm sucking everyone off within a 5 mile radius

 

[DefunctTheory]

I got a pretty low bar - Trimmed enough to where I don't have to actually reach through a bush to get things done. Whether that's a trim, or a shaped cut, or completely shaved, its all good to me.

What? It's not like I asked "what is the biggest object you can put in your anus?" or anything

I guess a butt plug would fit. Presumably. I dunno. Maybe something banana sized?

 

[Barbas]

Proper arboreal maintenance, health and weeding are things I consider essential for any relationship to bear fruit.

 

[Thaluikhain]

What? It's not like I asked "what is the biggest object you can put in your anus?" or anything
[sub][sub]That will be for the next poll[/sub][/sub]

F.A.T.A.L. has a table for that, because of course it does.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I prefer my women to be completely shaved/waxed.
I keep myself tastefully trimmed or hairless depending on my mood, but if my partner had any kind of preference for my pubes I'd change to accommodate them.

Edit: I hate giving and receiving oral so my preference in pubes is purely aesthetic.

Hate it

Don't want hairs in my mouth when I'm sucking everyone off within a 5 mile radius

That's a lie, we've all seen your mouth pube wookiee sculpture.

 

[Zhukov]

Completely hairless isn't necessary, but a good trim is much appreciated.

Getting hair in one's teeth is just the worst.

 

[Saltyk]

Gonna go with what others have said. A nice trim is plenty. A girl doesn't have to be completely shaven, but trimming it up is appreciated. It also looks way better than completely unshaven wild hair. I tend to do the same.

Hate it

Don't want hairs in my mouth when I'm sucking everyone off within a 5 mile radius

Look, I'm sorry. You should have told me that before hand. Okay?

 

[DoPo]

What? It's not like I asked "what is the biggest object you can put in your anus?" or anything
[sub][sub]That will be for the next poll[/sub][/sub]

F.A.T.A.L. has a table for that, because of course it does.

I see you made a F.A.T.A.L. reference out of the blue without a proper warning. Unfortunately, you now have to burn in hell for doing it.

Also, I wonder how people (or things) with negative anal circumference would be able to fit anything there.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Personally I like it when my plane has a strip to land on. Something about a well maintained runway just makes my plane fly faster and further.
As for the maintenance on my Cessna-7, I listen to ground control. I make sure to follow all rules and regulations set by the airport I'm landing on. If the rules are lax, I won't go out of my way to maintain. But if the rules are strict I like knowing before I land so I don't have to pay some sort of penalty or talk my way down.

 

[FireAza]

Being shaved myself, I also prefer shaved from a partner. It's just neater and tidier.

 

[Buffoon1980]

Personally, I appreciate diversity. From completely shaved to completely wild and free, I may have preferences within that spectrum (probably around the middle of the range), but it would get boring if everyone was the same. That said, the one thing I really don't like that much is geometric, artificial shapes. Would much rather something natural and organic.

 

[Trunkage]

Nicely trimmed for everyone

 

[Tsun Tzu]

Prefer shaved or trimmed. Less friction and less chance of having to pause, mid genital conversation, to pick a hair off my tongue. Because nothing says "hawt" like involuntary gagging.

Trim muhself. So, not asking for the moon here.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm ambivalent towards female pubic hair. Men, on the other hand, should really have as much hair as possible hiding their genitals at all time.

 

[EHKOS]

Well, I haven't had actual sex with physical girls yet, but for porn, being a guy, I like trimmed/medium hair but only above the clitoris. Anything lower and it just doesn't work for me.

I would totally change to my partner's preference if she asked, but for now I'm lazy. Explorer hat and machete lazy.

 

[Ihateregistering1]

Definitely prefer totally shaved (on women). It's not a deal-breaker, but it just makes everything so much easier. No worrying about getting hair caught in your mouth, oral is much more fun, and it looks better.

 

[blackrave]

What? It's not like I asked "what is the biggest object you can put in your anus?" or anything
[sub][sub]That will be for the next poll[/sub][/sub]

F.A.T.A.L. has a table for that, because of course it does.

I see you made a F.A.T.A.L. reference out of the blue without a proper warning. Unfortunately, you now have to burn in hell for doing it.

Also, I wonder how people (or things) with negative anal circumference would be able to fit anything there.

How would negative anal circumference even work?
And more importantly- do I want to know?

P.S. I just noticed something- did you said "things"?

 

[blackrave]

I'm ambivalent towards female pubic hair. Men, on the other hand, should really have as much hair as possible hiding their genitals at all time.

Just curious.
What about remaining body?
Do you prefer everything else besides crotch to be hairy as well or trimmed/shaved?
Because if it's later then it's strange (from my pov at least).
In case of former it is totally understandable- who wouldn't cuddle a bear?
Cuddling a bear is fucking awesome.
For a first 3 seconds, then bear remembers "wait a minute, I'm a BEAR" and starts mauling your ass
.
.
.
And this is how I became persona non grata in my local zoo
[sub][sub]stupid zoo with its stupid rules[/sub][/sub]

 

[BytByte]

Burn, burn it all. I want smooth because it's softer and it makes the weiner look bigger. And the world is better with bigger weiners