Poll: Rate your Intelligence! (UPDATED: NOW WITH I.Q. TEST TO PROVE YOUR BRAVDO!)

Scarim Coral

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I'm going with average just to be modest. Sure I know some stuff that some people don't know but likewise they would know something that I don't know!
 

Mauler

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Jul 11, 2012
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I'm dumb and that's a fact.Knowledge and wisdom are two seperate things so if i am lacking means to use my knowledge in more practickal uses i dont count as being smart!
 

Enizer

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i took an IQ test once, came out 117, dragged down from 144 for taking too long

the caveat here? i was so horribly stressed out and insecure that i did the entire test, every question, at least 3 times in my head before accepting the answer

and now years later i have learned that my first idea is usually correct, and i have a huge tendency to correct things WRONG

i dont think that a number on a test is what makes me intelligent

what makes me intelligent is that i use it at every opportunity

i visited my friends friend recently, and noticed his toilet was broken, i examined it closely, and found that a bit was broken, and part A had to be a certain distance from part B, easily fixed with a ziptie

apparently the guy had been unable to flush for over a month

the guy though, he's unemployed, for years, his work, business deals with used things
can i do THAT? no chance i hell

similarly, when me and my friends watch a tv show and a something scientific comes up, we stop debate the theory behind it, yay theoretical physics!

so i believe that intelligence, is much more of an attitude then a number

the people i count as truly stupid, are quite few, and it's all people who never TRY to understand things

the guy who didnt fix his toilet, may not be mechanically minded, like i am, plus one encounter, one example, does not give enough base for a conclusion

some people though, like one friends parents, pay others to take care of little things

clogged toilet, pay someone to do it
car makes a noise, dont look if you can see what's wrong, pay someone to do it
chair is wonky, dont even check, just pay the nearest person to do it for you, or dump it and buy a new one

many of those things take much less time then making the phonecall to have someone else do it.
inspecting a chair for damage takes seconds, and can save both money and TIME, the most common reason is a screw needs tightening

some things are hard, but it's aversion to thought like this, just using money to avoid lifes little challenges that i personally, call stupidity

that dosnt mean those people are not good at their jobs, and in many cases these people have skills i could never match

captcha: narrow minded
uh? this personal captcha? details would help :p
 

Astoria

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Oct 25, 2010
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Well I never get lower than a B grade for anything so I guess (very) slightly above average.
 

Samurai Silhouette

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Nov 16, 2009
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Duke University recognized me in the top 1% in the nation for science and mathematical comprehension. So I guess that's cool. Didn't get me anywhere.
 

Ganath

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Jan 24, 2011
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I get to rate myself? Oh man! Genius. Obviously. I knew from a young age that standing in fire wasn't good for my health.
 

Vault101

I'm in your mind fuzz
Sep 26, 2010
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really? no friggen Idea, I don't think so really.....

everyone thinks they are smarter than what they really are and its an incredibly hard thing to measure...

an IQ test isnt everything
 

Eppy (Bored)

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Jan 7, 2009
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The last time I took one of the Wechsler tests a few years back my IQ was 150 even (Stanford-Binet was 147). So, I'm technically a genius. I'm the part of the Gauss curve that's waaaaay over to the right all by its lonesome.

...of course, it's a mostly useless genius since I have no savant-like talents and the unfortunate inherent limitations and acquired scarring of a young adult with Asperger's disorder (yes, I have a diagnosis), but I major in Pipe Organ at the third-most competitive music school in the US so I'd like to think that I'm getting some use out of my apparently overdeveloped brain.

Kragg said:
MatsVS said:
If almost everyone is average or above, isn't 'slightly above average' the new average? Or does the Escapists have an inflated view of themselves? Yeeeeaaaah...
both are true in this case

100 being the average across the entire population, it would be higher here as you would need a minimum amount of intel to operate a computer. though i dont beleive for a second people saying they have 140+ those being in the 99.99999999999999999999999%
Snip a few nines off of there, but technically I [/i]am[/i] in the 99.9th percentile the last time they updated the Gauss curve. Normal Distribution [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_distribution] governs the whole '99th percentile' thing. It's definitely overrated as an absolute measure of intelligence but it's not invalid.
 

Colour Scientist

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Jul 15, 2009
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I'm probably average. Better than many in some areas, worse than many in others. It all balances out, I suppose.

Oh wait, this is The Escapist.


I have an IQ of 2,000,000 AND I can count to firetruck.


Bow before my smert.
 

M0rp43vs

Most Refined Escapist
Jul 4, 2008
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Honestly, I have no fucking idea. People have said that I am smart but honestly, I don't think I'm any smarter than anyone else.
I did amazingly well in high school but am struggling in Uni. I have never done an IQ test because I do not trust them and just couldn't be bothered.

If anything, I will say that I am more perceptive than average due to my utter obsession with music and martial arts so I've trained my ear to pick up tiny subtleties in sound and tone, and my eyes to read body language respectively.
Maybe I'll just say average?
 

Rainboq

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Nov 19, 2009
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Based on testing, I score within the top 2 percent. But FUCK. THAT. Intelligence is such a broad and meaningless term that there isn't any way to measure it. Sure there are specific things that you can measure, but it's rarely accurate. Personally, I put myself at above average because as far as I'm concerned, I'm a moron. A creative moron, but a moron none the less.
 

Nash

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May 25, 2012
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I've got an IQ of 158; not that IQ ever amounts to anything.

I don't have any doubts that I'm the most intelligent person I know. My problem is that I'm not smart.
 

Brotha Desmond

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Jan 3, 2011
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I say "I can count to potato". I know I'm an idiot, but not sure how to rank it. I say aim low and avoid disappointment.
 

synobal

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Jun 8, 2011
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Everyone thinks they are above average, it is just Illusory superiority coming into play, and cognitive bias. I'd say I'm average, I've got areas where I'm extremely knowledgeable and will stop 99% of people but I'm just skilled in some areas not particularly smart.
 

Durgiun

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Maybe, just maybe, slightly above average. Ever so slightly. Those logical puzzles fuck with my brain, but give me a speech on morality, equal rights and all that and I'll feel like a kid in a candy store.
 
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Vault101 said:
really? no friggen Idea, I don't think so really.....

everyone thinks they are smarter than what they really are and its an incredibly hard thing to measure...

an IQ test isnt everything
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

Normal folk and stupid folk rate themselves as smarter, smart folk rate themselves as lower.

So basically, reverse those results entirely to find the actual results.
 

[REDACTED]

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Colour-Scientist said:
I'm probably average. Better than many in some areas, worse than many in others. It all balances out, I suppose.

Oh wait, this is The Escapist.


I have an IQ of 2,000,000 AND I can count to firetruck.


Bow before my smert.
Yor smertnis! It burnz!

I must admit, the poll results are... interesting. I had not realized that the Escapist doubles as the Lake Wobegon community forums. As for me, I'm smug enough to privately consider myself smart, but only periodically honest enough to admit that I'm not. Every stereotypically smart characteristic in me is balanced out by an equivalent dumb one, making me pretty much average.